Please tell me thats the proctology department.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, March 17, 2017 11:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:39 (nine years ago)
lol it's true my only preferred champ is Messy D xp
― Clay, Tuesday, May 30, 2017 2:43 PM (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:44 (nine years ago)
feel like we're about to get a shitload more of these in the pipeline
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 11:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 11:51 (nine years ago)
i always wear pants and it's covered up, but the inside of my pants knows what's up.
― nomar, Wednesday, June 7, 2017 3:36 PM (fourteen minutes ago)
― a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 20:51 (nine years ago)
sounds like a DJ Quik couplet
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2017 04:21 (nine years ago)
gonna spend all day tomorrow throwing buckets of mayo at people
― ciderpress, Saturday, August 5, 2017 12:49 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)
Photobuckets, same
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)
I think if you can get that resolution to create a recognizable anus then there is no need to increase it.― Evan, Monday, August 14, 2017
― Evan, Monday, August 14, 2017
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)
Vagina is a non effort.― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)
Left myself wide open tbf
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)
If you can spread the crack, a tooth pick is good for getting your glue down in the separation.
...― earlnash, Sunday, August 27, 2017
― El Tomboto, Monday, 28 August 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)
the bottom's where all the good chewy goodness is― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)
lol i cant even remember the context
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)
good news is that it looks like jose is going to end up just dying slowly while chilling out in the atlantic!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (thirteen seconds ago) Permalink
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)
sarah mclachlan is extremely cool imo
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I still like the My Dick album
― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:20 (eight years ago)
Space porn requires patience.
― Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, September 16, 2017 1:25 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)
*Axl Rose whistle*
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)
Squash my ass.― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)
https://media.tenor.com/images/175f14bf0f9aa79864d6e603680799e2/tenor.gif
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)
aww, lookit that li'l scamp
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)
If they do it with Bradley Walsh every week I'm all in.
― nashwan, Thursday, November 9, 2017 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)
such an impressive asshole ;_;― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)
Whitney do you know any schooltechers
― brimstead, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:35 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)
keep your friends close, and lick your enemy's butthole
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 21, 2017 5:43 PM
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)
not sure the context would have helped much tbf
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)
*high*
― daavid, Thursday, January 25, 2018 10:53 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:58 (eight years ago)
lol @ wales
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (eight years ago)
I do have that nasty oozing rash all over my ass...― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:52 (eight years ago)
O_o
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:55 (eight years ago)
When I saw that I couldn't resist.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:05 (eight years ago)
out of context and out of decade too
― Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:06 (eight years ago)
A brief perusal of old Ask A Drunk threads would no doubt yield a cornucopia of context-free quotes useful for VG's revenge, should she wish such.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:27 (eight years ago)
i feel v attacked lol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:37 (eight years ago)
'GREAT ASS' wins.― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:01 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 09:43 (eight years ago)
😌
― scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 10:35 (eight years ago)
cock to one side
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:40 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:44 (eight years ago)
Take that to the male fashion thread.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:45 (eight years ago)
its ok he was dressing up not dressing download
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (eight years ago)
there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.
― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (eight years ago)
If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes
― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (eight years ago)
"Loneliness" isn't the game i'm thinking of, it turns out
― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:25 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:36 (eight years ago)
:D :/ :D
― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:39 (eight years ago)
;_;
( ;-) )
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:43 (eight years ago)
this week i'm on a rollercoaster too stupid/boring for even me to post about it
― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:45 (eight years ago)
It's in there, it's just very small.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (eight years ago)
Lol
― albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (eight years ago)
flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018
me too
― Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (eight years ago)
the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood
― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (eight years ago)
i definitely say "yessed out" a lot
― flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (eight years ago)
jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)