Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

oh god, Reince is from here too?

"Wayne Tracker" sounds a lot to me like "Jack Decker"

Apparently a German reporter at the Trump/Merkel press conference stood up and asked Trump, "Why do you keep saying things you know are not true?" and all the American reporters present shit themselves.

ha

ha that video of Trump ignoring Merkeel asking to shake his hand

He must not want that to show up in an ad or something

Jack Decker is a way better parody of the Trump mindset, temperament and intelligence than any of the actual Trump impersonations out there.

xposts

Apparently a German reporter at the Trump/Merkel press conference stood up and asked Trump, "Why do you keep hitting yourself?"

is it true that Tim Heidecker said he based the character off Trump from the beginning, because if so, wow

apologies if i sound ageist, but has there ever been a president as lazy as comrade combover?

or corrupt?

https://www.propublica.org/article/preet-bharara-fired-investigating-tom-price-hhs-stock-trading

http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/03/15/trump-just-attacked-snoop-dogg-rapper-t-s-response-epic/

Guys we need to get #PresidentialLevelFuckBoy trending on Twitter ASAP

is it true that Tim Heidecker said he based the character off Trump from the beginning, because if so, wow

― frogbs, Friday, March 17, 2017 3:09 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He did!

http://theslot.jezebel.com/secretary-of-state-rex-tillerson-is-working-remotely-fr-1792473987

Muslim Ban 2.0 to be appealed in Maryland (not gonna bother w 9th Circuit lol)

going to 4th Circuit

legal analysts to thread plz

XP Take it to Circuit City

legal analysts to thread plz

― sleeve, Friday, March 17, 2017 4:10 PM

oppose Neil Gorsuch forever imo

will be interesting to see if this gets to SCOTUS before Gorsuch gets seated. Having a nominee going through the confirmation process while the administration is gearing up for a huge court fight feels p unusual.

DOJ just filed an amicus brief in a case involving the CFPB and said its unconstitutional.. fuck.

jesus christ

what happened?

implication there is DOJ is eager to make a case to the SCOTUS to strike down the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau as unconstitutional

just tipping the administration's hand that it wants to destroy the CFPB

wow

yeah, that goes way beyond just weakening it or limiting its powers

Hasn't that stuff been winding its way through courts for months?

is scotus likely to deal such a blow? idk

http://s3-origin-images.politico.com/2012/06/120626_john_roberts1_ap_605.jpg

The Roberts Way is to puncture legislation and programs he dislikes with enough holes such that their enforcement powers are nullified.

corporatist GOP wing of SCOTUS is p clearly defined by now

Is it too late for Wayne Tracker, wider than a mile...

Or

Wayne Tracker, he's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in

I'm hoping every plaintiff in a case against exxon gets a shitload of sanctions because of this wayne tracker bullshit

I'm gonna say it like a man
And make you understand

WAYNE TRACKER

*stadium applause*

She thinks you love the beach
You're such a damn liar
Wayne Tracker

Wayne Tracker
lives on his back
Wayne Tracker
loves chimney stacks

he's outrageous
he screams and he bawls
Wayne Tracker
let yourself go, oh

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/17/politics/justice-department-wiretap-congress/index.html

i'm sure it was half a page long

fuck I don't know how much more of this shit I can take. doubling down on this wiretapping. rescinding or stating that they have not apologized. just constant untruths.

What's this about a laptop being stolen containing plans for trump tower

http://patch.com/new-york/brooklyn/secret-service-laptop-stolen-brooklyn-agent-may-contain-trump-tower-floor-plan

Unless that story turns into a heist movie (preferably with Tom Cruise hanging from a harness, speaking in hushed tones into a headset to a wisecracking demolition expert, preferably played by Mos Def) it's probably a nothingburger. They can wipe the laptop remotely and nothing will come of it, alas.

Did I say cut the light-blue wire? Shit, man! I meant the dark-blue wire!

Or maybe:

"We have captured the plans of the dark lord's lair. Many Bothans died to bring us this information."

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/custom/Oscar%20Math/sw_ep4_0200.jpg

Someone leaked these DOJ documents to me. I am pasting them below:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wonder who conned who here

https://twitter.com/derekwillis/status/842863541938016256

They can wipe the laptop remotely and nothing will come of it, alas.

sure, if it was your run of the mill thieves who stole it for the resale value of the fucking laptop itself. alternatively, giant USSS fuckup symptomatic of a broader trend I don't like to think about, and now some more competent professionals who knew exactly what they were after have gotten what they wanted. PS if we're lucky it was some NATO member state hedging their bets.

"Boris you have outdone yourself this time. Thanks to laptop, we no longer need your brother's company to install cameras, we can just use USSS system. Oh, you didn't know it was your brother? Hmm. I make a call, maybe cleanup crew was slow today. Very sorry."

did you guys post this? laziest googlers in white house history.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/17/politics/trumps-irish-proverb-nigerian-poem/