I would try all these Tangermeister shots
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:47 (nine years ago)
people shooting expensive liquor is horrible (not controversial)
most mixed shot drinks are a waste of time and energy when there are single liquor shots that are delicious
― mh 😏, Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:47 (nine years ago)
xp just figured "top-tier" implied price point somehow
i don't even do Jaeger in shots, i like to sip it over ice
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:48 (nine years ago)
flashback to an early 20s birthday when friends were buying me tequila shots and didn't buy Patron (or a more expensive tequila) until they were feeling drunk and generous was rude
expensive first while I can enjoy it, please
― mh 😏, Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:48 (nine years ago)
i don't even do hard liquor anymore.
Fireball shots are hipster lameness = my contribution
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:49 (nine years ago)
these days I'm content nursing a St Bernardus ABT 12 and talking shit about these kids today and their Dan Fogelberg
but yeah shooting liquor is generally dumb and I've actually grabbed a whiskey shot someone ordered for me and poured it into a sipping glass
― mh 😏, Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:49 (nine years ago)
"top-tier" != "top shelf"
"top-tier" = "the best"
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:51 (nine years ago)
the only shots I can generally do = tequila (and I'm way worse at it than I was in my 20s, hate the stuff now), Jager (see tequila note), and Fireball.
shooting anything else = my mouth wants to die in a fire
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:52 (nine years ago)
remember power hours? lord the thought of doing those nowadays too
tequila shots are boring
either all you taste are salt and lime OR you'd be better served sipping the tequila and savoring its flavor
obv the equation changes if you are doing body shots off of someone you find hot, then tequila shots are awesome
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:53 (nine years ago)
my favorite liquor:
http://www.tulumba.com/tulimg/144243_500.jpg
so good
― Mordy, Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:54 (nine years ago)
thanks for explication DJP, in that case i agree unreservedly
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:55 (nine years ago)
some of my friends once had a disastrous weekend where they decided to do a centurion with craft beer; things ended... poorly
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:56 (nine years ago)
omg
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:58 (nine years ago)
shots are fine when you want to get drunk fairly quickly
The performative hooting/fist pumping / glass slamming etc that goes along with shooting liquor in America is totally dud
― a but (brimstead), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:58 (nine years ago)
that reminds me of before I knew anything about beer, being at a friend's house and knowing a new friend of mine who I was crushing on was coming over, so I was drinking faster than usual to calm my nerves. I was drinking Dogfish head and didn't realize you aren't meant to drink 4-5 of them in an hour.
wound up throwing up in the host's sink.
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:59 (nine years ago)
if you hoot at any point while doing a shot, you are either a gigantic poser or an owl
glass-slamming is mandatory, tho
xp: oh no
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:59 (nine years ago)
Performative hooting and fist pumping is what the rest of us expect from Americans though.
― Ongar Is An Energy (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:00 (nine years ago)
has ilx ever polled hard liquors?
― Mordy, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:00 (nine years ago)
i don't like doing shots cos I no longer can tell how they're going to affect me like I used to. some nights it doesn't even matter how much I ate
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:00 (nine years ago)
back in my 20s I was all about the Tanqueray 10 or Bombay Sapphire and tonic.
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:01 (nine years ago)
Fig Arak looks v nice but possibly hard to come by in Hull
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:01 (nine years ago)
I mean, I don't do that many shots anymore but Jaeger = yes plz, I'll take one
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:01 (nine years ago)
best way to drink is to say cheers or l'chaim or whatever the preferred nomenclature feels most mature + appropriate to you. i feel like the hooting is a consequence of a) general feeling of juvenility around drinking, and b) not being sure what else to say that isn't just an awkward toast or whatever. simple one word affirmations are best.
― Mordy, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:01 (nine years ago)
Jaegermeister is delicious and a top-tier shot
ilu
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:02 (nine years ago)
i only do shots at sabbath/festive meals pretty much. i barely drink beer anymore during the week :(
― Mordy, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:02 (nine years ago)
Havana 7 is probably the short i drink most atm
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:03 (nine years ago)
in the last few years Jagermeister shooting has mostly been "I am about to go in the mosh pit and I do not want to feel any pain".
in that regard it usually works
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:03 (nine years ago)
possibly controversial opinion: big photos are fine as long as they don't break the board no need to apologize
― Mordy, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:04 (nine years ago)
U MONSTER
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:04 (nine years ago)
I'm gonna need a shot to recover from that
anybody ever had a Satan's Revenge shot?
1/3 shot tequila1/3 shot Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey1/3 shot Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps5 - 7 drops Tabasco® sauce
Captain obvious opinion - doing two of these back to back might just rank in top 5 bad decisions in my lifetime
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:05 (nine years ago)
that is Satan's revenge on your esophagus and colon, right
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:06 (nine years ago)
p much
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:07 (nine years ago)
also wtf why am I tempted to buy some Goldschlager so I can make one
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:07 (nine years ago)
I swear that 85% of shot creation is a bartender's competition to get inexperienced drinkers to consume the grossest concoctions they can imagine
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:08 (nine years ago)
(the other 15% is visual pousse-cafe style showing off, which I endorse)
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:10 (nine years ago)
"I call this a Staten Island Enema
1/3 shot Everclear1/3 shot aftershock1/3 shot watered down Jack Daniels with a cigarette in ithandful of trail mix from bar room floora sprinkle of Scrubbin' Bubbles toilet bowl cleaner"
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:11 (nine years ago)
"serve garnished with a fig leaf"
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:12 (nine years ago)
Fireball shots are hipster lameness = my contribution― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, March 16, 2017 5:49 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, March 16, 2017 5:49 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I haven't had any hipster cred in a while, but I'm pretty sure Fireball shots are somewhere on the hillbilly spectrum.
― how's life, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:15 (nine years ago)
well it is true that the one bar I go to that pushes them is kinda rednecky
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:16 (nine years ago)
Only idiots drink alcohol. Or do drugs. If you must do these things, keep it to yourself.
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:16 (nine years ago)
lots of brilliant ppl have done both
― Mordy, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:17 (nine years ago)
thread back on-topic
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:17 (nine years ago)
xxxpost one of my close friends actually did 32 shots of them for his last birthday in a night. sounds unbelievable but I witnessed the grand majority of them....he was going for the record. most of us were trying to convince him not to uhh pursue it but other than puking he was fine ....fortunately he says he's retired from that now
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:18 (nine years ago)
yeah the typical thing I think when I'm getting lit = "man what would really make this night better is to be alone"
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:19 (nine years ago)
(though I am not a huge fan of public displays of drunkenness myself, typically cos that person almost always finds me and wants to talk)
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:21 (nine years ago)
lol yes. i have never drank alone - certainly not hard liquor (maybe a beer during a football game) and it would feel very weird to do so. only makes sense to me in a social context.
― Mordy, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:21 (nine years ago)
Trump should drink.
― nashwan, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:22 (nine years ago)