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Jaegermeister is delicious and a top-tier shot

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, March 16, 2017 2:27 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this opinion wins the thread for me

you (yes you) are a terrible driver

you (yes you) become insufferable when drunk

first part yes, i guess the second part is objectively false

counter-argument: no it's not

DJP otm and it's also very good with Tang
:)

I would try all these Tangermeister shots

people shooting expensive liquor is horrible (not controversial)

most mixed shot drinks are a waste of time and energy when there are single liquor shots that are delicious

xp just figured "top-tier" implied price point somehow

i don't even do Jaeger in shots, i like to sip it over ice

flashback to an early 20s birthday when friends were buying me tequila shots and didn't buy Patron (or a more expensive tequila) until they were feeling drunk and generous was rude

expensive first while I can enjoy it, please

i don't even do hard liquor anymore.

Fireball shots are hipster lameness = my contribution

these days I'm content nursing a St Bernardus ABT 12 and talking shit about these kids today and their Dan Fogelberg

but yeah shooting liquor is generally dumb and I've actually grabbed a whiskey shot someone ordered for me and poured it into a sipping glass

"top-tier" != "top shelf"

"top-tier" = "the best"

the only shots I can generally do = tequila (and I'm way worse at it than I was in my 20s, hate the stuff now), Jager (see tequila note), and Fireball.

shooting anything else = my mouth wants to die in a fire

remember power hours? lord the thought of doing those nowadays too

tequila shots are boring

either all you taste are salt and lime OR you'd be better served sipping the tequila and savoring its flavor

obv the equation changes if you are doing body shots off of someone you find hot, then tequila shots are awesome

my favorite liquor:

http://www.tulumba.com/tulimg/144243_500.jpg

so good

thanks for explication DJP, in that case i agree unreservedly

some of my friends once had a disastrous weekend where they decided to do a centurion with craft beer; things ended... poorly

omg

shots are fine when you want to get drunk fairly quickly

The performative hooting/fist pumping / glass slamming etc that goes along with shooting liquor in America is totally dud

that reminds me of before I knew anything about beer, being at a friend's house and knowing a new friend of mine who I was crushing on was coming over, so I was drinking faster than usual to calm my nerves. I was drinking Dogfish head and didn't realize you aren't meant to drink 4-5 of them in an hour.

wound up throwing up in the host's sink.

if you hoot at any point while doing a shot, you are either a gigantic poser or an owl

glass-slamming is mandatory, tho

xp: oh no

Performative hooting and fist pumping is what the rest of us expect from Americans though.

has ilx ever polled hard liquors?

i don't like doing shots cos I no longer can tell how they're going to affect me like I used to. some nights it doesn't even matter how much I ate

back in my 20s I was all about the Tanqueray 10 or Bombay Sapphire and tonic.

Fig Arak looks v nice but possibly hard to come by in Hull

I mean, I don't do that many shots anymore but Jaeger = yes plz, I'll take one

best way to drink is to say cheers or l'chaim or whatever the preferred nomenclature feels most mature + appropriate to you. i feel like the hooting is a consequence of a) general feeling of juvenility around drinking, and b) not being sure what else to say that isn't just an awkward toast or whatever. simple one word affirmations are best.

Jaegermeister is delicious and a top-tier shot

ilu

i only do shots at sabbath/festive meals pretty much. i barely drink beer anymore during the week :(

Havana 7 is probably the short i drink most atm

in the last few years Jagermeister shooting has mostly been "I am about to go in the mosh pit and I do not want to feel any pain".

in that regard it usually works

possibly controversial opinion: big photos are fine as long as they don't break the board no need to apologize

U MONSTER

I'm gonna need a shot to recover from that

anybody ever had a Satan's Revenge shot?

1/3 shot tequila
1/3 shot Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1/3 shot Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
5 - 7 drops Tabasco® sauce

Captain obvious opinion - doing two of these back to back might just rank in top 5 bad decisions in my lifetime

that is Satan's revenge on your esophagus and colon, right

p much

also wtf why am I tempted to buy some Goldschlager so I can make one

I swear that 85% of shot creation is a bartender's competition to get inexperienced drinkers to consume the grossest concoctions they can imagine

(the other 15% is visual pousse-cafe style showing off, which I endorse)

"I call this a Staten Island Enema

1/3 shot Everclear
1/3 shot aftershock
1/3 shot watered down Jack Daniels with a cigarette in it
handful of trail mix from bar room floor
a sprinkle of Scrubbin' Bubbles toilet bowl cleaner"

"serve garnished with a fig leaf"

Fireball shots are hipster lameness = my contribution

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, March 16, 2017 5:49 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I haven't had any hipster cred in a while, but I'm pretty sure Fireball shots are somewhere on the hillbilly spectrum.

well it is true that the one bar I go to that pushes them is kinda rednecky

Only idiots drink alcohol. Or do drugs. If you must do these things, keep it to yourself.

lots of brilliant ppl have done both

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