why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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That is lefty fax humor for the internet age my friend

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 March 2017 23:49 (nine years ago)

these have never been posted by friends on Facebook (maybe!), but those sped-up recipe videos which are usually some kind of OMG BACON kind of monstrosity are pretty appalling to me, they're like cooking shows chived up and boiled down to 30 seconds.

nomar, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:28 (nine years ago)

they're usually some kind of targeted ad video thing, idk

nomar, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:29 (nine years ago)

the curse of trying out blue apron... now all your ads are foodie ads.

Frobisher, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:49 (nine years ago)

worst superheroes ever

im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 March 2017 14:32 (nine years ago)

"Okay, Pablo, here's the plan: I'll distract the villain by asking if he can some change, while you stab him in the back with a weeding fork."

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:04 (nine years ago)

*can spare

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:04 (nine years ago)

i didn't know where else to put that picture. had to put it somewhere...

scott seward, Sunday, 12 March 2017 03:53 (nine years ago)

"My minions, post those macros faster!"

Moodles, Sunday, 12 March 2017 04:40 (nine years ago)

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b232f2af84f05b30c10235a08681fa57/tumblr_omoshtuFOp1qdmmiqo1_540.jpg

that was a fun half an hour!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 12 March 2017 05:35 (nine years ago)

omg yes

billstevejim, Sunday, 12 March 2017 07:35 (nine years ago)

vg+

Mark G, Sunday, 12 March 2017 10:53 (nine years ago)

lol karl

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:53 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C63wkghWcAANesH.jpg:large

Neil S, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 10:48 (nine years ago)

...until their nationalisms come into conflict with each other!"

"Er, citation needed d00d"

"Oh, (see history)"

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 11:47 (nine years ago)

I shared a hot tub with Michael Rosen not so long ago. True story.

Neil S, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:14 (nine years ago)

What's this shit about ranking family members? The real answer is 'everyone'.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:03 (nine years ago)

it's time kids were taken down a peg

j., Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:08 (nine years ago)

Just imagine typing this nasty shit and getting paid for it though.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:38 (nine years ago)

what happens when the most important person in your entire country is an overgrown toddler

kinder, Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:01 (nine years ago)

john rosemond otm

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:28 (nine years ago)

All Of My Equally Perfect Daughters… Ranked

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 18 March 2017 11:35 (nine years ago)

lol and he's a family psychologist

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 March 2017 19:26 (nine years ago)

reasonable

Moodles, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:21 (nine years ago)

*boggles*

That is so literally the opposite of what I would call either side I cant wrap my head round it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:51 (nine years ago)

everyone seeks to divide. no one seeks to unite.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 03:58 (nine years ago)

capitalism is literally based on people being bad, read one Adam Smith

this feels like a "me vs other girls" meme

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:45 (nine years ago)

more like dumb-o-crats

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:58 (nine years ago)

smug alert

http://i67.tinypic.com/1115ora.jpg

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 04:30 (nine years ago)

There would probably be more shushing. Possibly some microfiche abuse.

Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:04 (nine years ago)

farts would have more room to escape

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:05 (nine years ago)

True, but no one can hear you fart when your in the club.

Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:06 (nine years ago)

*you're

Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:06 (nine years ago)

^needs library

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:11 (nine years ago)

str8 masturpiece

niels, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:33 (nine years ago)

I keep inviting people to the table of my life, nobody wants to come.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 March 2017 10:45 (nine years ago)

https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/050c43f16acc2b203563c5dae6d4a38d2763c0-wm.jpg?v=3

millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:08 (nine years ago)

seems like a pretty chill guy

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:09 (nine years ago)

trying to work out if that's a Freud watch

millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:11 (nine years ago)

sick of these recipe videos

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-03-24%20at%203.08.36%20PM_zpsefhl7hmo.png

nomar, Friday, 24 March 2017 22:10 (nine years ago)

The raccoon ones are ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-3LD1JRmuc

takin care of bismuth (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:19 (nine years ago)

I just want to say that my life does not resemble a table. kthxbye.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 March 2017 03:00 (nine years ago)

on my facebook today...

https://pics.onsizzle.com/unfuck-yourself-be-who-youwere-before-all-that-stuff-happened-3659456.png

scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 01:57 (nine years ago)

what if I was a garbage 5 year old

Neanderthal, Monday, 27 March 2017 01:58 (nine years ago)


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