why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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The people who died because of inadequate / nonexistent seat belts, car seats, and helmets are, of course, unable to post refutations to Facebook. So it's very tidily self-confirming.

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 March 2017 15:42 (nine years ago)

There's a good bit in 'Lost in Music' where they sit in rapt silence listening to DSOTM for the first time, and as the final notes fade out one of the gang lets out a massive guff, they all fall around laughing and are unable to take it seriously again.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:43 (nine years ago)

yep, no seatbelts in the 90's

brownie, Monday, 6 March 2017 16:20 (nine years ago)

xxx ya but the severely brain damaged are certainly capable of creating and sharing memes

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 March 2017 16:27 (nine years ago)

xxp lol

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 March 2017 16:27 (nine years ago)

idk why but the idea that people born in the 80s were the "pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms" is maybe the most irritating aspect of all this to me

strongly recommend that some of these people try drinking lead paint from a rusty firehose though. #countrythang

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 March 2017 17:22 (nine years ago)

Rusty Firehouse is a great porn name if anyone is looking for one.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 6 March 2017 17:33 (nine years ago)

My favorite "Back in my day" email is the one where someone who was. 58 in the late Nineties was born before the invention of yogurt and air conditioning.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 6 March 2017 17:50 (nine years ago)

Yogurt's like 5,000 years old tho

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 March 2017 17:59 (nine years ago)

i... think that was CGLDI's point?

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 March 2017 18:00 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MxEBR6r.jpg

example (crüt), Monday, 6 March 2017 21:55 (nine years ago)

is that supposed to be commenting on political correctness gone mad, or trumpist xenophobia gone jpeg artfacty?

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 March 2017 22:18 (nine years ago)

That is lefty fax humor for the internet age my friend

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 March 2017 23:49 (nine years ago)

these have never been posted by friends on Facebook (maybe!), but those sped-up recipe videos which are usually some kind of OMG BACON kind of monstrosity are pretty appalling to me, they're like cooking shows chived up and boiled down to 30 seconds.

nomar, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:28 (nine years ago)

they're usually some kind of targeted ad video thing, idk

nomar, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:29 (nine years ago)

the curse of trying out blue apron... now all your ads are foodie ads.

Frobisher, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:49 (nine years ago)

worst superheroes ever

im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 March 2017 14:32 (nine years ago)

"Okay, Pablo, here's the plan: I'll distract the villain by asking if he can some change, while you stab him in the back with a weeding fork."

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:04 (nine years ago)

*can spare

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:04 (nine years ago)

i didn't know where else to put that picture. had to put it somewhere...

scott seward, Sunday, 12 March 2017 03:53 (nine years ago)

"My minions, post those macros faster!"

Moodles, Sunday, 12 March 2017 04:40 (nine years ago)

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b232f2af84f05b30c10235a08681fa57/tumblr_omoshtuFOp1qdmmiqo1_540.jpg

that was a fun half an hour!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 12 March 2017 05:35 (nine years ago)

omg yes

billstevejim, Sunday, 12 March 2017 07:35 (nine years ago)

vg+

Mark G, Sunday, 12 March 2017 10:53 (nine years ago)

lol karl

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:53 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C63wkghWcAANesH.jpg:large

Neil S, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 10:48 (nine years ago)

...until their nationalisms come into conflict with each other!"

"Er, citation needed d00d"

"Oh, (see history)"

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 11:47 (nine years ago)

I shared a hot tub with Michael Rosen not so long ago. True story.

Neil S, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:14 (nine years ago)

What's this shit about ranking family members? The real answer is 'everyone'.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:03 (nine years ago)

it's time kids were taken down a peg

j., Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:08 (nine years ago)

Just imagine typing this nasty shit and getting paid for it though.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:38 (nine years ago)

what happens when the most important person in your entire country is an overgrown toddler

kinder, Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:01 (nine years ago)

john rosemond otm

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:28 (nine years ago)

All Of My Equally Perfect Daughters… Ranked

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 18 March 2017 11:35 (nine years ago)

lol and he's a family psychologist

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 March 2017 19:26 (nine years ago)

reasonable

Moodles, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:21 (nine years ago)

*boggles*

That is so literally the opposite of what I would call either side I cant wrap my head round it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:51 (nine years ago)

everyone seeks to divide. no one seeks to unite.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 03:58 (nine years ago)

capitalism is literally based on people being bad, read one Adam Smith

this feels like a "me vs other girls" meme

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:45 (nine years ago)

more like dumb-o-crats

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:58 (nine years ago)

smug alert

http://i67.tinypic.com/1115ora.jpg

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 04:30 (nine years ago)

There would probably be more shushing. Possibly some microfiche abuse.

Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:04 (nine years ago)

farts would have more room to escape

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:05 (nine years ago)

True, but no one can hear you fart when your in the club.

Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:06 (nine years ago)


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