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this is great tho
http://theiowarepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Chelgren.jpg

nxd, Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:59 (nine years ago)

beginning of the End

http://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-cinepolis-junior-20170302-story.html?123

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:13 (nine years ago)

four weeks pass...

as if anyone needed more evidence that "globalist" is just nazi code for "Jew"

softie (silby), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:35 (nine years ago)

It’s an endless parade of panna cottas and half-arsed mousses. The kitchen will throw on a bit of granola or a fragment of meringue to make it look like a dessert, but that doesn’t alter the fact. It’s not. It’s a squirt from an udder, set to a wobble courtesy of a boiled down cow’s foot. It’s a failure of ambition.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:24 (nine years ago)

In recent reviews, I see I’ve lavished praise on various wobbly mounds. But the effect is cumulative.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:33 (nine years ago)

It’s a squirt from an udder,
It's some good advice,
That you just can't take

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:41 (nine years ago)

Saw this go by earlier today and really took a while to realize it wasn't photoshopped:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C928JErXYAErSXl.jpg

joygoat, Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:35 (nine years ago)

2017 pictures you would've sworn were photoshopped if you were shown them in 2015

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:39 (nine years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/apr/27/tate-asks-staff-to-pitch-in-to-buy-boat-for-departing-chief-nicholas-serota

Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 April 2017 11:04 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Teen spots school flag on ground and holds it up until someone can come hoist it back up. abcn.ws/24bTWmf

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:37 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DERkpaeXgAAh48h.jpg

calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 07:36 (eight years ago)

well, maybe not quite - but almost...

calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 07:38 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFMBmnJVoAIIGuW.jpg

полезные дурак (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 July 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFWSHvaWsAAr9n1.jpg

soref, Saturday, 22 July 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

lol

Aglet, Saturday, 22 July 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

amazing

ogmor, Saturday, 22 July 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

that seems ripe for at least an hour's worth of find-and-replace fun

El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

No actual german expressionism measures up to the ideal german expressionism for which I yearn

El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

has anyone here read Jacobson's fiction and is it as bad as his op-ed pieces might lead one to assume?

soref, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

O yes

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 01:25 (eight years ago)

he used the phrase "empurpled" ffs

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 02:35 (eight years ago)

:(

Rimsky-Koskenkorva (Øystein), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

Millennials Unearth an Amazing Hack to Get Free TV: the Antenna

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/ci_29509065/dui-suspect-tells-longmont-police-hes-king-Scotland

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)

Texas man shoots armadillo, bullet ricochets back into his face

#IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Friday, 4 August 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men

Rimsky-Koskenkorva (Øystein), Saturday, 5 August 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

that armadillo one is hilarious

The man was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where his jaw was wired shut, according to Rowe.

The status of the animal is unknown.

"We didn't find the armadillo," the sheriff said.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

New study shows that chimpanzees of all ages and all sexes can learn rock-paper-scissors

#IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Friday, 11 August 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/08/12/paramount_is_making_a_leonardo_da_vinci_biopic_starring_leonardo_dicaprio.html

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 13 August 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

http://jalopnik.com/nyc-transit-union-claims-the-mta-holds-dead-bodies-in-w-1797801971

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Sunday, 13 August 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

always wondered about that tbh

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

People who use public spaces/facilities for their suicides are assholes. Walk deep into grizzly/wolf/vulture territory, and if the experience doesn't deter you, then at least you'll get a decent sky burial with no trauma to unrelated civil servants.

tactical piñata (Sanpaku), Monday, 14 August 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

uh yeah I don’t think most people depressed enough to commit suicide are thinking rationally

mh, Monday, 14 August 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

People treated for putting sun cream on their eyeballs to watch the eclipse

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

Not an article, but while searching for subhumans on twitter condemning Obama's response to Katrina, I came across this photo/window into profound human dysfunction:

Three days after Hurricane Katrina: Where was Michelle Obama? pic.twitter.com/hjwhsxHdq5

— Bikergirl4trump (@TrumpResponders) February 23, 2017

Glengarry Glen Marshall (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

http://www.politico.eu/article/far-right-german-candidate-promises-to-get-rid-of-arabic-numerals/

louie mensch (milo z), Saturday, 2 September 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

https://www.premierchristianity.com/Blog/What-do-Lidl-and-ISIS-have-in-common-They-both-remove-crosses-from-churches

ISIS’ genocide against Christians and destruction of religious architecture has been well documented. But what wasn’t so well known (until this week) is that the German supermarket chain Lidl has also taken it upon themselves to remove Christian crosses.

When it came to designing the packaging for their Mousaka, Lidl used the power of Photoshop (other photo editing programs are available) to erase crosses from the roofs of famous Greek Orthodox churches in Santorini (see above photo).

Now clearly there’s a huge difference between the persecution and murder of Christians in the Middle East and what Lidl have done. But whether attempts to remove crosses are violent and bloody, or digital and politically correct, the outcome is the same and a war is (deliberately or unintentionally) waged against Christianity’s most important and most central symbol.

soref, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)

Florida Police Warn People Not to Shoot Their Guns at Hurricane Irma

http://time.com/4935117/hurricane-irma-guns-florida/?utm_campaign=time&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&xid=time_socialflow_facebook

Roz, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

http://thebeehive.bumble.com/bumbleblog/the-dictionary-of-modern-dating

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)

Monster fatberg: Museum of London wants piece for exhibit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41265408

koogs, Thursday, 14 September 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

I would go see that exhibit

badg, Friday, 15 September 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

Eight workers are breaking up the object with high-pressure hoses.

Looking forward to the movie about these folks

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 September 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

Sign Language Interpreter Warned of ‘Pizza’ and ‘Bear Monster’ at Irma Briefing

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/17/us/sign-language-interpreter-irma.html

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 September 2017 00:43 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

IRS awards multimillion-dollar fraud-prevention contract to Equifax

sleeve, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DL4aVWkV4AAj7YW.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

Damn right
it's better than theirs

pplains, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)


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