But, despite tasting delicious, I'm pretty sure those baguette slices never achieved a perfectly even golden brown.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 February 2017 20:15 (seven years ago) link
Oh yeah you're right
Fuckit having more toast
― wins, Monday, 27 February 2017 20:29 (seven years ago) link
toasters seem like they are a lot shittier now
like the bread browns too fast & the insides just steam so the toast gets soft right away when you spread butter etc... but if you turn up the heat it burns
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 February 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link
yeah, plus my toaster doesn't even fit a full slice of most loaves - i know the obvious solution but i'm not made of money
― mock you like a Turrican (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 February 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link
My insistence on cooling the toast so that the butter doesn't melt in is sincere and one of my only irl foibles
I make a triangle of the slices to cool them the quicker.
It's because uniformity of butter or any comestible lubricant is not just boring but an actual travesty. Getting more than the fair share of the heartstopping stuff in any given bite is like a second Sunday in the week.
Not to mention that to make the toast soggy by melting yr butter on the hot surface is a desperate choice. Be reassured that I find your decision to do so as wrongheaded as you seem to view my methods, but I forego the self-indulgent urge to label you pisstakers on the back of it. For shame.
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Monday, 27 February 2017 23:34 (seven years ago) link
staggering tbh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
xp
does cold toast vs dmac using nuclear butter look like hiroshima post a-bomb
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 00:04 (seven years ago) link
Cold toast is more like t-bomb tbrwu
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 07:45 (seven years ago) link
I'm glad we finally talked more about this. For the past 2 years I've pondered the question of dmac's cold toast pretty much every time I've eaten toast.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 13:36 (seven years ago) link
My mum goes the cold toast route. It's inhumane, in my opinion.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link
This is the hill of beans I'll die on, no bother
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 15:06 (seven years ago) link
does it get toasty up there
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link
i don't eat cold toast but i generally let it sit for about 30 seconds in the toaster so it's not quite piping hot either - also if you transfer directly to a flat surface it gets soggy (which i guess everyone knows hence the existence of toast racks)
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link
I thought 'It's hardly worth a poll' immediately followed by a realisation that I Love Toast a lot more than I Love Music and they'll poll any ole shite without a care.
this was the real motivation ftp
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 March 2020 01:03 (four years ago) link
wheat bread
― brimstead, Sunday, 8 March 2020 01:54 (four years ago) link
Taking “sides”:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMcvshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8HoEvDh70Y
― breastcrawl, Sunday, 8 March 2020 01:56 (four years ago) link
Is "grilled bread" simply toast?
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 8 March 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link
I dread to imagine what else it could be
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 March 2020 05:10 (four years ago) link
reanimated bread
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 March 2020 05:34 (four years ago) link