I wasn't planning to post, but this 1 year old just emerged from the darkness of the back of the bar and walked by me followed by her mom with the stylish torn black jeans. I made eye contact with the baby because WTF and as the mom passed she looked at me sympathetically as if expecting for me to express my appreciation of the cuteness of her progeny but f that
― calstars, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:05 (nine years ago)
hero
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 February 2017 22:12 (nine years ago)
I don't really understand why anyone would bring a child to a bar tbh. if I'm going to a bar it's too *get away* from my children
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:32 (nine years ago)
xp
nyc deserves
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 24 February 2017 22:34 (nine years ago)
also does calstars just go to pedo bars or something? cuz he seems to run into an inordinate amount of children in bars. I never see kids in bars. granted I live in SF where there just aren't that many kids but still
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:35 (nine years ago)
The children have learned that calstars doesn't like kids in bars so now they have conspired to make calstars's life a living hell. Don't cross the children.
― Jeff, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:38 (nine years ago)
it was only a matter of time before an ilxor was accused of being a pedo
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 February 2017 22:40 (nine years ago)
You straight up typed pedo bars huh
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Friday, 24 February 2017 22:52 (nine years ago)
following my example eh
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:59 (nine years ago)
weird what people will straight up type when the guy who decided to make a conscious run for creepiest dude on ilx started hanging out on the thread "Children in bars"
― wins, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:03 (nine years ago)
Idnrc calstars run for that throne but as all know it sits vacant awaiting trotk
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Friday, 24 February 2017 23:04 (nine years ago)
honored by your nomination
― calstars, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:08 (nine years ago)
not conferring title nor indeed nominating, just acknowledging concerted effort
― wins, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:31 (nine years ago)
K ok ok
― calstars, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:34 (nine years ago)
Idnrc trotk
― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:39 (nine years ago)
Came after tfotr and ttt
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Friday, 24 February 2017 23:46 (nine years ago)
there were elephant things iirc, not due what became of them
― wins, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:47 (nine years ago)
*sure ffs
ndrstnd fck ll tbh
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 24 February 2017 23:51 (nine years ago)
ndrstnd fck I was better
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:52 (nine years ago)
lol
― wins, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:52 (nine years ago)
typical ilx elitism
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:00 (nine years ago)
rlr stff √
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:17 (nine years ago)
Lolc
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:21 (nine years ago)
(Laffing out left cheek)
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:22 (nine years ago)
bar's
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 25 February 2017 06:07 (nine years ago)
Old people in bars
― tha frash prance (alomar lines), Saturday, 25 February 2017 06:16 (nine years ago)
is calstars still annoyed at children in bars??????
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 5 May 2017 23:17 (nine years ago)
obv the blame is on the parents . no excuse
― sleepingbag, Friday, 5 May 2017 23:43 (nine years ago)
who the fuck cares whether calstars is still annoyed at children in bars
― brimstead, Saturday, 6 May 2017 00:24 (nine years ago)
????????????????????????????????????
*wacky voice*
i do, brimstead. i do.
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 6 May 2017 02:24 (nine years ago)
Went to a brewery with my son this afternoon. We shared an overpriced shrimp po boy.
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 6 May 2017 02:35 (nine years ago)
'children in bars' an album by a band
― spud called maris (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 May 2017 17:26 (nine years ago)
just spent several hours in a bar with a child
he is only three months old but it's a real fine way to start
― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 May 2017 22:18 (nine years ago)
much better comp'ny than most adults
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 May 2017 01:19 (nine years ago)
All bar menus should come with a word find and crayons
― your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Sunday, 7 May 2017 01:20 (nine years ago)
and drool cups
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 May 2017 01:24 (nine years ago)
Newborn show-off conspicuous reproduction party in the smoking section of the outdoor seating area
― calstars, Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:33 (eight years ago)
aww
― mookieproof, Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:35 (eight years ago)
hey parents can be smokers too
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:13 (eight years ago)
Dude trying to find the right angle to drink his pint over the head of his infant son in the baby Bjorn on his chest: cheers
― calstars, Saturday, 30 June 2018 17:09 (seven years ago)
It’s a skill, keep practicing dude. 4.5 years ago http://a66.tinypic.com/aw46iu.jpg
― Jeff, Saturday, 30 June 2018 17:31 (seven years ago)
That’s really the perfect sized baby for a bar. Wear them or stuff them in a corner and you’re usually good for a bit.
― Jeff, Saturday, 30 June 2018 17:32 (seven years ago)
Need one of those beer hats, so you could mount milk bottle on one side and a beer on the other.
― earlnash, Saturday, 30 June 2018 20:10 (seven years ago)
just remember to sip the beer, not the baby
― mh, Sunday, 1 July 2018 01:36 (seven years ago)
This is probably the first time this baby is hearing Mastodon
― calstars, Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)
Why do parents feel the need to brings their kids to barsanywhere? Dud
― ||||||||, Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)
― calstars, Sunday, September 9, 2018
did you call Child Protective Services/
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)