EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

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I mean rabelais is doing all the work there otherwise

― wins, Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:26 (nine years ago)

wgs

― Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:26 (nine years ago)

are we excelsioring book quotes now (xps)

― imago, Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:28 (nine years ago)

book quotes in microsoft document writer format?

― sarahell, Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:30 (nine years ago)

Yeah see what happened there is someone made Rabelais funny, it's much like what the pythons did for Gilliam

― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:31 (nine years ago)

hey now, no docxing

― wins, Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:32 (nine years ago)

rabelais is dece

so we'll allow him to enter our modern world

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:42 (nine years ago)

pdffft

― sarahell, Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:46 (nine years ago)

Who is that Nordic metal guy who dresses up like some kind of orc creature? Flynn looks like that guy.

― Treeship, Sunday, March 5, 2017 9:37 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can you be more specific?

― I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, March 5, 2017 9:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 March 2017 13:22 (nine years ago)

apparently this is v bad

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, March 10, 2017 2:45 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

word is that it sucks

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, March 10, 2017 2:46 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i hear that it isn't good

― Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Friday, March 10, 2017 2:50 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

early reviews say it's a dud

― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, March 10, 2017 2:51 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am given to understand that it is *poop emoji*

― im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Friday, March 10, 2017 3:43 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Monday, 20 March 2017 00:13 (nine years ago)

i actually think Phil's post is where I start laughing the hardest

― SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Monday, 20 March 2017 00:14 (nine years ago)

I was attending an open mic night tonight where one guy got up and sang a Berry song. After he finished and everyone clapped, the organiser guy shouted "yeah lets all applaud a paedophile."

To which mass confusion ensued where the bloke singing thought he was talking about him. lol

― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, March 19, 2017 5:43 PM

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 March 2017 01:44 (nine years ago)

I can pretty much visualize that in my head. It's perfect/horrible comedy.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 March 2017 01:45 (nine years ago)

lmao

― SSN Lucci (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 March 2017 04:16 (nine years ago)

Animals are better than kids because you can eat animals.

Your move, kid lovers

― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, March 20, 2017 3:15 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You can eat kids

― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Monday, March 20, 2017 3:17 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you eat a baby goat, all bases are covered

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, March 20, 2017 3:18 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark

― Mordy, Monday, 20 March 2017 19:20 (nine years ago)

Jesus cmon

― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:35 (nine years ago)

Yeah, the second coming is well overdue...

― Mark G, Monday, 20 March 2017 21:49 (nine years ago)

deems doing his typical Kool-Aid man across ILX today i see

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2017 21:52 (nine years ago)

I've actually been attempting it the last day or two tbh but glad it's getting noticed 😎

― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 20 March 2017 22:01 (nine years ago)

this looks productive

https://draftbernie.org/sign-our-petition/

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, March 21, 2017 10:40 AM (thirteen minutes ago)

admittedly i prefer the Send the Clintons, Cuomo and Booker Into Space Permanently petition

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 21, 2017 10:47 AM (six minutes ago)

Oh, OK, you're back. Earlier you posted something that wasn't critical of the Clintons, and I was wondering if you'd suffered some sort of stroke.

― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, March 21, 2017 10:53 AM (three seconds ago)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 17:54 (nine years ago)

One guy armed with a knife is unlikely to effectively attack parliament tbh.

― Ongar Is An Energy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 21:28 (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not with that kind of defeatist attitude they're not

― physicist and christian lambert dolphin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 21:29 (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Ongar Is An Energy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)

lol

― sarahell, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 22:12 (nine years ago)

and now the moment we've all been waiting for, the unanimous winner of the Friends of Lompdort County Association "Best Friend of the Year" award is...

Mike Sernandez!!!

― Karl Malone, Friday, March 24, 2017 1:56 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*cut to shot of a clearly disappointed Onson Sweemey clapping without much enthusiasm*

― Karl Malone, Friday, March 24, 2017 1:57 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love "Friends of Lompdort"

― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:27 (nine years ago)

― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, March 27, 2017 11:21 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's an awful lot of wrong packed in to a pretty short post u must practice

― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, March 27, 2017 11:22 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nah you just disagree but that's par for the course

― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, March 27, 2017 11:25 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Par for the course takes practice tbf

― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, March 27, 2017 11:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 00:51 (nine years ago)

*golf clap*

― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 07:10 (nine years ago)

I think deems would know if he gave himself cirrhosis in his late teens is what I'm saying

― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Monday, 27 March 2017 20:39 (yesterday) Permalink

Because that was fuckin aaaaaaages ago

― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Monday, 27 March 2017 20:40 (yesterday) Permalink

this is true

― bomb diggy diggy diggy bomb diggy bomb (jim in vancouver), Monday, 27 March 2017 20:44 (yesterday) Permalink

What are the cirrrryhmptoms

― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 27 March 2017 20:49 (yesterday) Permalink

yellow skin

― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Monday, 27 March 2017 20:51 (yesterday) Permalink

Wait that's the cirrrrrhympsons

― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Monday, 27 March 2017 20:52 (yesterday) Permalink

― pandemic, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 11:03 (nine years ago)

Happy Days lasting through the Beatles and Vietnam so weird. What was Potsie's reaction after JFK?

― pplains, Tuesday, March 28, 2017 11:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Sit on it, Lee Harvey!"

― nickn, Wednesday, March 29, 2017 4:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:18 (nine years ago)

i love that bit in Hammer of the Gods when Peter Grant goes up and introduces himself to Bob Dylan and says "hey, i manage the Zeppelin." then Dylan deadpans "I don't come to you with my problems."

― flappy bird, Monday, April 3, 2017 9:50 AM

I'm sleep deprived and I first misread that sentence as "introduced himself AS Bob Dylan" and wondered what stones it would take to go up to Bob Dylan and say you're Bob Dylan

― Neanderthal, Monday, April 3, 2017 9:55 AM

Dylan would still respond, "I don't come to you with my problems."

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, April 3, 2017 9:56 AM

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 April 2017 20:16 (nine years ago)

Something about the one-two of this:

If you want different angles maybe Mammoth Book Of Frankenstein? Agonizing Resurrection Of Frankenstein by Ligotti and the Aldiss book.
The Bride is another non-universal film but it's not very good.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, April 4, 2017 1:35 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It has Sting in it.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, April 4, 2017 1:35 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:40 (nine years ago)

lol

― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 18:12 (nine years ago)

I'm sure this is on an old thread but I saw it in a revive and it made me holler:

I really dislike the term "bone".
― Not me I'm the Emotional Type (Ned Trifle II), Monday, January 5, 2009 7:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^ yes
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, January 5, 2009 7:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
more of a poppage man?
― Local Garda, Monday, January 5, 2009 7:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 6 April 2017 01:05 (nine years ago)

Lmao

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 April 2017 01:36 (nine years ago)

idgi

― flopson, Thursday, 6 April 2017 12:16 (nine years ago)

Yeah, it hasn't poppaged well.

― pplains, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:40 (nine years ago)

whether Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke Jr. abused taxpayer resources after his run-in with a 24-year-old Riverwest man
for the love of god I thought it said "Liverwurst man."
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)
Herbie Hancock's less successful followup.
― Ned Raggett

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:00 (nine years ago)

lol

― how's life, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:10 (nine years ago)

omfg bizzaro gazzara

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:57 (nine years ago)

*bizarro

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:58 (nine years ago)

And?

― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:20 (nine years ago)

It's an image and I can't be asked to link to it

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:22 (nine years ago)

I Write Music And I'd Be Incredibly Appreciative If Someone Listened

OK fine scroll down from here for maximum effect

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:23 (nine years ago)

Man Excelsiors shouldn't require homework

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:24 (nine years ago)

LJ it's hateful showy rubbish when you do that shit imo fp

― virginity simple (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:44 (nine years ago)

way to ruin my excelsior lj

*kicks dirt*

― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:47 (nine years ago)

It's aight man you are already first ballot excelsior HOF

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:48 (nine years ago)

At least I excelsior stuff that's actually funny

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:51 (nine years ago)

At least I excelsior stuff that's actually funny

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, April 9, 2017 7:51 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mark s, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:58 (nine years ago)

At least I excelsior stuff that's actually funny

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, April 9, 2017 7:51 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mark s, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:58 (forty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:59 (nine years ago)

you know what would be even more fun than this - what is art? i mean, what makes something art?? very interesting topic!!

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:01 (nine years ago)

KM has in fact deepened the excelsior situation on the linked thread in recent minutes

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:05 (nine years ago)

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