Bait My Clickhole

a curious thing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5Smy38VYAA2PPP.jpg:small

xref too much time on ilx

lol

cruft

lmao goole

http://i.imgur.com/51ehKMs.png

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Their forthcoming spoof science show looks extremely not good, and I say this as someone who kinda liked Look Around You

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/ice-agent-best-part-my-job-getting-work-children-5737

http://www.clickhole.com/article/artist-reimagined-game-thrones-characters-babies-u-5669

losing my shit

http://www.clickhole.com/article/powerful-pringles-has-unveiled-line-damp-chips-won-5938

lol

http://i.imgur.com/njr1UBA.png

Holy shit, y'all, go to ClickHole today

this is so good

I don't even have a daughter and I'm scared of Ahmed

Their recent Red Lobster song was out of this world btw

This is a photo of Clinton and Barack Obama watching a live feed of a top-secret Navy SEAL raid in which the mastermind behind the Towergate attacks, Osama bin Laden, was shot dead in his own home. In other words, you’ve got two of the most powerful people on the planet overseeing a mission to silence the one man in the world who knew the full truth about Towergate and could expose it to the masses. Now he’s dead, and we’ll never hear the whole story. How convenient.

I was about to tweet "give me Patriothole or give me death" and then I looked at those words in that sequence again

http://reductress.com/post/6-decorative-bowls-perfect-for-when-he-asks-where-do-you-want-me-to-cum/

the tags

reductress has been hitting them out of the park:

http://reductress.com/post/the-5-hottest-guys-in-the-handmaids-tale-you-didnt-even-notice-because-thats-not-what-its-about-jesus-christ/

http://reductress.com/post/how-i-lost-45-pounds-by-making-my-teen-daughter-freaky-friday-me/

http://www.clickhole.com/article/godspeed-sir-steve-bannon-bravely-walking-desert-f-6004

cannibal lobster man

http://reductress.com/post/how-to-be-a-work-who-sometimes-womans/

oh my god

http://reductress.com/post/registered-sex-offender-only-screening-of-manhattan-sells-out-in-under-five-minutes/

http://reductress.com/post/study-measures-self-esteem-based-on-whether-youd-date-beetlejuice/

http://www.clickhole.com/article/technical-troubles-amazons-new-delivery-drones-won-6068

^ lolll

great pic

http://www.clickhole.com/article/pr-nightmare-zales-has-apologized-after-debuting-e-6155

Today is head writer @jamieabrew's last day at ClickHole, so please join me in celebrating some of his masterpieces: https://t.co/WZXiO2YDdV

— Dan Abromowitz (@AnnDabromowitz) June 23, 2017

Hey, that Clickhole writer is the Object Dreams guy! Cool.

I have enjoyed so many of those.

oh shit, his writing style is peerless and so distinctive

unless they all write like that

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-badly-are-you-ripping-city-des-moines-5656

hitting pretty close to home, here

their youtube videos are amazing

my top 5 would be something like

1. if you don't think you have any racial prejudices you better watch this video
2. red lobster advert
3. halfwit idiot peels orange at wife's funeral LONG VERSION NO SOUND
4. how to change your linkedin to announce your dad is sick
5. bribe for doctor

Share to honor this hero. pic.twitter.com/541uiVZkfp

— PatriotHole (@PatriotHole) July 25, 2017

ahaha

omg

that des moines quiz was shared to the facebook wall of a friend who is active in local politics and she made some joking comments on it

the mayor of des moines called her to ask what she's angry about

i'm dying

Ha!!

fwiw her result was

The City Of Des Moines Might Be Ripping You Off!There is no easy way to say this, but the city of Des Moines is almost definitely taking you for a ride. You need to sit down with the mayor of Des Moines and have a frank, honest conversation about his behavior. You do not deserve to be swindled like this by the city of Des Moines. Best of luck.

her comment was about having a "frank conversation with Frank!"

This is my favourite thing right now

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-hogwarts-only-guidance-counselor-can-you-con-6351

Favourite part is this page:

What’s college?”

College is a very expensive way to meet men named Bryant and then much later find out they died climbing on top of a subway car

College is where you go to stock up on all the experiences your young brain needs to make nightmares for the rest of your life

College is where you go to lose your mouth virginity to a dancer

College is where you learn one thing pretty well and then spend the rest of your life figuring out if anyone wants to talk about it

College is what 'Risky Business' is all about

that des moines quiz was shared to the facebook wall of a friend who is active in local politics and she made some joking comments on it

the mayor of des moines called her to ask what she's angry about

this is making two former Iowans in this house very, very happy

http://www.clickhole.com/article/connoisseurs-rejoice-colgate-releasing-its-85-year-6423

omg

that des moines quiz was shared to the facebook wall of a friend who is active in local politics and she made some joking comments on it

the mayor of des moines called her to ask what she's angry about

― mh, Tuesday, July 25, 2017 3:35 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmbo no way

if that weren't ridiculous enough, that was followed up by the revelation said mayor was part of a group of local hoodlums known as the "All Center Bums" in the '60s: http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/life/2017/08/04/antics-all-center-bums-long-gone-but-still-remembered/414038001/