Descriptions of Steve Bannon

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Oh I thought that was a picture of him sitting near the fireplace.

Evan, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:25 (nine years ago)

someone really needs to photoshop some dicks into steve's fists there

Οὖτις, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:30 (nine years ago)

nazi dicks

Οὖτις, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:30 (nine years ago)

impossible to nazi dicks

Evan, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:46 (nine years ago)

it's literally a picture of one

Evan, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:48 (nine years ago)

i loled at "final wall of nest"
what a repulsive creature he is

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 10 February 2017 20:53 (nine years ago)

From Henry Rollins's column - "It probably doesn’t help that Stephen Bannon always looks as if he sleeps in his car, wakes up to a bag of whiskey and spends the rest of the day showing his dick to little kids, but we’re all getting used to it."

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 11 February 2017 10:05 (nine years ago)

burnt hot pocket

Neanderthal, Saturday, 11 February 2017 14:04 (nine years ago)

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_TmbKXnInuuQ/S1urJ_UQcuI/AAAAAAAACs4/GdmqlQJUFf0/s800/live-evil-back-small.jpg

wasn't this supposed to be Herbert Hoover? In the drag that he was infamous for.

Stevolende, Saturday, 11 February 2017 14:24 (nine years ago)

u mean j edgar?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 11 February 2017 14:29 (nine years ago)

no, no, that's right, herbert hoover

j., Saturday, 11 February 2017 14:37 (nine years ago)

The webbed feet are the giveaway that it's an image of the Herb

Treeship, Saturday, 11 February 2017 15:02 (nine years ago)

Yeah I meant J Edgar the FBI guy, sorry got first name wrong.

Stevolende, Saturday, 11 February 2017 15:21 (nine years ago)

that's right. I just happened to be looking at that album while reading this thread and was struck by the resonance

rob, Saturday, 11 February 2017 17:50 (nine years ago)

A chicken fat golem.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Saturday, 11 February 2017 18:05 (nine years ago)

Pigpen at Charlie Brown's 35 year college reunion.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 February 2017 18:30 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/829703543795904514?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 11 February 2017 18:55 (nine years ago)

a scorpion in a shabby maggot costume

estela, Saturday, 11 February 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/830847923441184768

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 February 2017 21:09 (nine years ago)

I read the comments on an article (I know, don't do that) and came here to bring you this:

"The last photo I saw of Bannon, he looked like he'd just struggled up the stairs to ground level after having spent a couple of days and nights in a subway lavatory."

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 12 February 2017 21:12 (nine years ago)

http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/stephen-miller-looks-like-meme/ -- we have a new victim

ridiculous perm ban decision (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 16:54 (nine years ago)

An off-brand Pee Wee Herman as portrayed by a serial child murderer.

Likely? No. Possible? Absolutely. Iffy? Can't say. Doubtful? Maybe. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 16:56 (nine years ago)

A guy who auditioned for the part of Longinus in Caligula but didn't get it because he kept freaking out the snakes he was holding.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 00:53 (nine years ago)

Dracula's dipshit son-in-law

ridiculous perm ban decision (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 01:08 (nine years ago)

Jon Hamm's "special" stand-in.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 13:34 (nine years ago)

mid-70s Steve looks like a Doonesbury character

example (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 14:28 (nine years ago)

Oh shit, you're absolutely right.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 14:43 (nine years ago)

A pile of soil and black mold wrapped in rice paper.

Evan, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 17:59 (nine years ago)

Toxic Avenger moments before chemical reaction

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 20:40 (nine years ago)

A clear plastic trash bag filled to the brim with maggots feasting on old hot dogs.

Likely? No. Possible? Absolutely. Iffy? Can't say. Doubtful? Maybe. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 20:44 (nine years ago)

A few garden grub worms sitting on each other's shoulders wearing a suit pretending to be an adult human male.

Evan, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 22:57 (nine years ago)

Your uncle's friend who has insisted for years that he's invented something secret that will make him millions.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 23:03 (nine years ago)

Steve Bannon, who has the name and face of a relegation haunted Scottish football manager, agitates for a white supremacy that already exists.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/02/20/read-frankie-boyles-column-guardian-refused-print-didnt-like-rupert-murdoch-jokes/

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Monday, 20 February 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)

lmao

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 20 February 2017 20:51 (nine years ago)

Bannon : Dick The Bruiser :: Trump : Da Crusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULHvxEtkoO0

example (crüt), Tuesday, 21 February 2017 02:46 (nine years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/destroyed4com4t/status/835335661565587456

ridiculous perm ban decision (voodoo chili), Saturday, 25 February 2017 15:40 (nine years ago)

Ooh thats a good one

Οὖτις, Saturday, 25 February 2017 15:42 (nine years ago)

Some good zings in that thread:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5hDm7IU8AA1Kaz.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5fJWcGUwAE5s8f.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 February 2017 15:50 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/834866695877472256

Bannon looks the person at film fest Q&As who says "I have both a question & a comment" then proceeds to talk nonsense for 5 mins straight.

j., Saturday, 25 February 2017 17:32 (nine years ago)

He definitely looks like he could be related to Jeffrey Wells.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/26/13/2ED48AFE00000578-3334936-Wells_is_pictured_at_an_LA_film_event_in_2011-a-39_1448545034985.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 February 2017 18:15 (nine years ago)

"He looks like if Nick Offerman drowned"

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/spirit-awards-2017-opening-monologue-nick-kroll-john-mulaney-roast-steve-bannon-donald-trump-97

guilty lol because I like Nick Offerman

kinder, Sunday, 26 February 2017 23:33 (nine years ago)

What does ilx think of this Times article on Steve Bannon?

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/02/25/opinion/what-does-steve-bannon-want.html

Treeship, Sunday, 26 February 2017 23:47 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

JFC, The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/bannons-cyst-finally-ruptures-55512

attention vampire (MatthewK), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 11:07 (nine years ago)

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/whats-happening-skin-steve-bannons-face

flopson, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 01:13 (nine years ago)

so they basically just broke the site so it won't tabulate petition signatures anymore, eh? cos it still isn't registering mine!

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 01:16 (nine years ago)

aw nm I see the Post reported on that last month: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/02/04/no-the-white-house-is-not-freezing-anti-trump-petitions/?utm_term=.c1ef9b07d021

sharing tf out of this one

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 01:18 (nine years ago)

thx

flopson, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 01:19 (nine years ago)

maybe there's a lag, i've had a few friends sign it, too

flopson, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 01:19 (nine years ago)


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