https://twitter.com/TheNardvark/status/829170610957905921
― j., Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:16 (nine years ago)
bannon is a sentient sweat pimple that just ate a fuckin mcgriddle
― malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:34 (nine years ago)
a fun one from a comedian friend of mine from college:
"Steve Bannon always looks like he just finished a hot dog eating contest"
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, January 31, 2017 4:19 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://medium.com/the-shocker/steve-bannon-week-steve-bannon-eats-a-hot-dog-7c365d5a5d07#.m5yy5n4yb
― malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:35 (nine years ago)
Bannon looks like the smug dude that won so many hot dog eating competitions that they eventually stopped him from competing and now he just comes back as an honorary judge.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)
xp feels dangerously close to slash territory
― j., Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:47 (nine years ago)
that is the blog i help steward. and i mean yeah we spent a week writing horrific fictions on ways bannon might die or occult rites in which he's engaging
just seemed pertinent re: hot dog joke lol
― malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:51 (nine years ago)
If Baloo fucked a nazi sea otter
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 23:33 (nine years ago)
worst superego
― my neurons made me do it (Sanpaku), Thursday, 9 February 2017 00:59 (nine years ago)
AJ from The Sopranos after a lifetime of drinking butter and methylated spirit cocktails
― challop, Friday, 10 February 2017 12:42 (nine years ago)
a sentient pile of ambergris that's barely managing to hold its humanoid shape together
― Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 10 February 2017 13:08 (nine years ago)
a melting waxwork of latterday haley joel osment
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 February 2017 13:13 (nine years ago)
The denizens of McDonaldland mashed into a single entity and drizzled with week-old fryer grease.
― Likely? No. Possible? Absolutely. Iffy? Can't say. Doubtful? Maybe. (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 February 2017 13:40 (nine years ago)
Creepy old man who molested Scooby Doo
― Neanderthal, Friday, 10 February 2017 14:12 (nine years ago)
Thanksgiving turkey that was only in the oven for ten minutes before a racist relative started yelling about anchor babies and was then violently thrown in the garbage, then entombed in a landfill for four years before being dug up and shoved into a rumbled suit from a Salvation Army
― Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 10 February 2017 14:26 (nine years ago)
Can anyone identify this mushroom?
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 10 February 2017 14:36 (nine years ago)
He reminds me of the cockroach wearing human skin from MIB.
― Evan, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:56 (nine years ago)
Picture of Dorian Gray:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Doriangray_1945.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 February 2017 16:20 (nine years ago)
Snow thirty years after he left the rap game
― Neanderthal, Friday, 10 February 2017 17:02 (nine years ago)
Steve Bannon Mixes Discarded Climate Change Report With Saliva To Build Final Wall Of Nest
http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/5596/6/16x9/700.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:22 (nine years ago)
Oh I thought that was a picture of him sitting near the fireplace.
― Evan, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:25 (nine years ago)
http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/politics/steve-bannon-talks-richmond-roots-says-trump-will-condemn-all/article_a17705cc-b581-11e6-aca0-57472eb944b7.html
Mid 70s Steve
http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/dailyprogress.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/ba/6bad3be2-aea5-11e6-8909-cbd82a02bedd/5830cec31f5be.image.jpg?crop=856%2C1050%2C0%2C0
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 10 February 2017 19:26 (nine years ago)
someone really needs to photoshop some dicks into steve's fists there
― Οὖτις, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:30 (nine years ago)
nazi dicks
impossible to nazi dicks
― Evan, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:46 (nine years ago)
it's literally a picture of one
― Evan, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:48 (nine years ago)
i loled at "final wall of nest" what a repulsive creature he is
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 10 February 2017 20:53 (nine years ago)
From Henry Rollins's column - "It probably doesn’t help that Stephen Bannon always looks as if he sleeps in his car, wakes up to a bag of whiskey and spends the rest of the day showing his dick to little kids, but we’re all getting used to it."
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 11 February 2017 10:05 (nine years ago)
burnt hot pocket
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 11 February 2017 14:04 (nine years ago)
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_TmbKXnInuuQ/S1urJ_UQcuI/AAAAAAAACs4/GdmqlQJUFf0/s800/live-evil-back-small.jpg
wasn't this supposed to be Herbert Hoover? In the drag that he was infamous for.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 11 February 2017 14:24 (nine years ago)
u mean j edgar?
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 11 February 2017 14:29 (nine years ago)
no, no, that's right, herbert hoover
― j., Saturday, 11 February 2017 14:37 (nine years ago)
The webbed feet are the giveaway that it's an image of the Herb
― Treeship, Saturday, 11 February 2017 15:02 (nine years ago)
Yeah I meant J Edgar the FBI guy, sorry got first name wrong.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 11 February 2017 15:21 (nine years ago)
that's right. I just happened to be looking at that album while reading this thread and was struck by the resonance
― rob, Saturday, 11 February 2017 17:50 (nine years ago)
A chicken fat golem.
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Saturday, 11 February 2017 18:05 (nine years ago)
Pigpen at Charlie Brown's 35 year college reunion.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 February 2017 18:30 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/829703543795904514?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 11 February 2017 18:55 (nine years ago)
a scorpion in a shabby maggot costume
― estela, Saturday, 11 February 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/830847923441184768
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 February 2017 21:09 (nine years ago)
I read the comments on an article (I know, don't do that) and came here to bring you this:
"The last photo I saw of Bannon, he looked like he'd just struggled up the stairs to ground level after having spent a couple of days and nights in a subway lavatory."
― a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 12 February 2017 21:12 (nine years ago)
http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/stephen-miller-looks-like-meme/ -- we have a new victim
― ridiculous perm ban decision (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 16:54 (nine years ago)
An off-brand Pee Wee Herman as portrayed by a serial child murderer.
― Likely? No. Possible? Absolutely. Iffy? Can't say. Doubtful? Maybe. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 16:56 (nine years ago)
A guy who auditioned for the part of Longinus in Caligula but didn't get it because he kept freaking out the snakes he was holding.
― Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 00:53 (nine years ago)
Dracula's dipshit son-in-law
― ridiculous perm ban decision (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 01:08 (nine years ago)
Jon Hamm's "special" stand-in.
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 13:34 (nine years ago)
mid-70s Steve looks like a Doonesbury character
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 14:28 (nine years ago)
Oh shit, you're absolutely right.
― Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 14:43 (nine years ago)
A pile of soil and black mold wrapped in rice paper.
― Evan, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 17:59 (nine years ago)
Toxic Avenger moments before chemical reaction
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 20:40 (nine years ago)
A clear plastic trash bag filled to the brim with maggots feasting on old hot dogs.
― Likely? No. Possible? Absolutely. Iffy? Can't say. Doubtful? Maybe. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 20:44 (nine years ago)