Man who survived an avalanche by eating his friends.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 February 2017 13:26 (nine years ago)
19th hole regular
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:22 (nine years ago)
Santa Claus in violation of Megan's law
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:29 (nine years ago)
plz disseminate
http://i.imgur.com/38UJiFd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uBoQcBD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Q2N9zcE.jpg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:59 (nine years ago)
Lol
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 4 February 2017 16:17 (nine years ago)
a bottle of curdled milk that fell out the back of a bin lorry
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:36 (nine years ago)
nothing will bear Shaved Garfield though
beat
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:39 (nine years ago)
'Steve is Steve'
― gr8080, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:39 (nine years ago)
a dirty Puffalump growing moss
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:45 (nine years ago)
HR Pufnstuf's alcoholic stepdad
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:49 (nine years ago)
haha
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:49 (nine years ago)
face like a depressed eggcup
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:50 (nine years ago)
(not mine)
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:51 (nine years ago)
a bowlful of marmalade that a ferret rolled around in
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:51 (nine years ago)
i put all three shaved garfields on facebook. it's only a matter of time now. would be great if he was constantly referred to as shaved garfield. "Mr. Spicer, the other day Shaved Garfield threatened..."
― scott seward, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:52 (nine years ago)
a jowelled wig
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:53 (nine years ago)
some of you have to know people in the Post or NYT that can make this take off
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:53 (nine years ago)
a tin of ham on legs
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:54 (nine years ago)
gas giant
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:03 (nine years ago)
turkey apple
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:04 (nine years ago)
a deviled egg that thinks it's people
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:07 (nine years ago)
the animated snot blob from the mucinex commercials
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:12 (nine years ago)
okay, one of the shaved garfields i put up on twitter has 14 retweets already and i haven't been on twitter since september. we are worldwide. someone should start a #shavedgarfield facebook group. the world's most racist cat! what's he up to today?! i would do it but i get full on pasta for real and then i'm sleepy.
― scott seward, Saturday, 4 February 2017 20:33 (nine years ago)
Scott/everyone, the @shavedgarfield handle is free.
― jane burkini (suzy), Saturday, 4 February 2017 20:47 (nine years ago)
so there's an extreme close-up of bannon's horrible face on the cover of time magazine this week
― ridiculous perm ban decision (voodoo chili), Sunday, 5 February 2017 15:27 (nine years ago)
any hanging boogers
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 15:35 (nine years ago)
its insane how bad they made him look
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2017 16:24 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/nk7oU3X.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2017 16:27 (nine years ago)
hahahaha
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 16:31 (nine years ago)
OMG, it's like they mashed a blueberry pie in his face before taking the shot.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Sunday, 5 February 2017 18:11 (nine years ago)
I clearly should've trademarked Shaved Garfield before posting it. If y'all just donate a portion of your merchandising profits to the White Supremacist Ridicule Foundation, we're cool.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Sunday, 5 February 2017 18:18 (nine years ago)
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/cartoon/2017-02/06/content_28109848.htm
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 February 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)
an excised cyst in a wet ashtray
― estela, Monday, 6 February 2017 22:13 (nine years ago)
your drunk uncle's drunk uncle
― gr8080, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 15:46 (nine years ago)
A human cloth diaper used to filter coffee and booze.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 15:49 (nine years ago)
A laundry sack stuffed with soiled tube socks.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/69/e3/df69e374a97182482c79e0822a5a51da.jpg
― Evan, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 15:55 (nine years ago)
Holy shit, that's just the dude I've been thinking about, but it was always on the cusp of my brain! I was thinking, was it a comic book villain, or the fat dude from Dune, or ... but that Fury Road dude is OTM. Well, after Bannon's nose falls off, at least.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 16:03 (nine years ago)
steve bannon, who is catholic
― j., Tuesday, 7 February 2017 16:11 (nine years ago)
What's the deal with his nose? Rosacea? Apparently it's not caused by alcoholism, but alcohol is a trigger for flare-ups. But you would think he would try to cover it up a bit more?
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 16:12 (nine years ago)
Who is that, Tycho Brahe?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdwR_mzUkAApM9N.jpg
― my neurons made me do it (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 16:20 (nine years ago)
Colonel Kurtz, dipped in acid
― ridiculous perm ban decision (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 16:21 (nine years ago)
NEW YORK (AP) — On the heels of actress Melissa McCarthy's caustic portrayal of White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer on "Saturday Night Live," comedienne Rosie O'Donnell says she's available to play President Donald Trump's controversial adviser Steve Bannon.
On her Twitter feed Monday night, O'Donnell responded to suggestions that she play Bannon by saying "available — if called I will serve."
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:20 (nine years ago)
they should just have women playing the entire administration
(not that I would watch it because fuck SNL)
also contains a great sub-newt bit of fawning:
He is a voracious reader who devours works of history and political theory “in like an hour,” said a former associate whom Bannon urged to read Sun Tzu’s The Art of War. “He’s like the Rain Man of nationalism.”
― goole, Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:58 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:59 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the Rain Man of nationalism
done
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:59 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― j., Tuesday, 7 February 2017 20:14 (nine years ago)
he's like the lawnmower man of acute cirrhosis
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, February 7, 2017 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 20:40 (nine years ago)
He's like the Michelin Man of falling asleep in your own vomit.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 20:44 (nine years ago)
Steve Bannon drives his tank slow on the driveway
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 21:16 (nine years ago)