fwiw i usually delete my own tweets out of shame and embarrassment around 30 seconds after making them
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:15 (nine years ago)
did i miss something wrt 140 character limit? a few weeks ago i started seeing a ton of tweets that are truncated w/ an ellipses and when i click on them in my feed it goes to the tweet but it's still truncated, so i click again and it brings me to a safari window where i have to view the tweet again to see the full thing. it super f'ing annoying, why cant they just show me the full tweet within the app
― marcos, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:17 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/adequateGF/status/827211448745132032
β voodoo chili, Friday, February 3, 2017 2:25 PM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i feel like dril's "not as good" recent period people were complaining about in the last couple years was actually a harbinger of the horrible 2017 ideas he predicted, Nostradamus-style
β mh π, Friday, February 3, 2017 2:41 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://twitter.com/bshoup/status/824738313307353092
― flopson, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:19 (nine years ago)
xp marcos- yeah twitter app on my phone broke a while ago, no longer shows last few characters of most tweets. i figured i needed to update or something
― flopson, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:20 (nine years ago)
β flopson, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:19 Bookmark
https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/300786700173598722
― r|t|c, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:24 (nine years ago)
i think they made it so that mentions at the start of your tweet and embedded content like image/video links don't count towards 140
― ciderpress, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)
what if this is intentional and spicer is a dril fan
― mh π, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:42 (nine years ago)
what if
spicer
is
dril
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:45 (nine years ago)
i didn't want to go that far but.... wow
― mh π, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)
it'd make the whole dippin' dots thing way less wtf
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)
lol the dippin' dots thing is just a dumb recurrent theme, I do that all the time
it's not anywhere near senator chuck grassley's history channel bit, yet
the tweets are coming from inside the house!
the white house
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:49 (nine years ago)
the dippin dots thing is like hes trying to make a joke but cant produce enough pieces to assemble it so hes just all theyre NOT the ice cream of the future, which wld actually be p funny if it were self aware
― lagβn, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:57 (nine years ago)
I do the half-formed joke thing on purpose, you can make your own jokes, I'm not your joke maker
― mh π, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:21 (nine years ago)
actually everyone online is responsible for bringing me jokes if u dont like it go offline
― lagβn, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:24 (nine years ago)
make me
― mh π, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:24 (nine years ago)
dont test me i will see u banned from the web
― lagβn, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:25 (nine years ago)
youll have to go on the dark net just to make posts
i'm already posting about u on the dark web
― mh π, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:28 (nine years ago)
also, buying drugs and guns
plz send me some drugs and guns thx
― lagβn, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
hit me up on the dark web, my handle is gunplug007
― mh π, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
where on ilx are ppl discussing the rise & fall of slavap, music writer coke lord?
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 3 February 2017 23:28 (nine years ago)
de subjectivisten iirc
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 23:35 (nine years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/nBUiZNX.jpg
― ιΎ, Saturday, 4 February 2017 23:03 (nine years ago)
β mh π, Friday, February 3, 2017 2:41 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol im enjoying this theory and wld like to apologize to dril for not recognizing his prophecy, thus is the life of a visionary i guess
― lagβn, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 00:50 (nine years ago)
https://mobile.twitter.com/jamieeast/status/831990546675679235
― maura, Thursday, 16 February 2017 02:04 (nine years ago)
https://image.ibb.co/krJtiv/IMG_20170218_141227.jpg
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 18 February 2017 21:13 (nine years ago)
thank you i was trying to remember exactly how that went today
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 February 2017 22:15 (nine years ago)
What is this thing on Twitter where people put their names inside three sets of parentheses (((like this)))?
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 13 March 2017 20:29 (nine years ago)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses
There is some debate as to whether it is helpful.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:38 (nine years ago)
What... the... fuck.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 13 March 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)
Fuckin annoying when non-Jewish ppl do it... hey guys, a little thing called appropriation, yah?
― Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 10:02 (nine years ago)
For real tho, it seems to be exclusively hillary-liberals/Commentariat wastemen/48 percent nation/Moderate sensiblists/Read some effing Orwell types that bother with it
― Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 10:06 (nine years ago)
it's not.
― maura, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:40 (nine years ago)
hey guys, a little thing called appropriation, yah?
appropriation..... of... neo-nazis?
― flopson, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 17:49 (nine years ago)
christ i am so tired of "IN CASE YOU MISSED IT" just give me the regular feed you fuckin dorks
― marcos, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 13:51 (nine years ago)
i need a 1000 word medium post about what happened to y&nawintour
― ιΎ, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 14:09 (nine years ago)
whatever it was, it was terminal
― mh π, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 14:15 (nine years ago)
i like icymi
it has also had the effect of encouraging me to "like" with more abandon - on a more generous, instagrammy tip - and curb my retweets, cause i know some of the things that i like but don't retweet will get picked up by the algo and slipped into followers' feeds anyway
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:42 (nine years ago)
wld have to agree that icymi works pretty good
― lagβn, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:52 (nine years ago)
it does often show me tweets that i didnt miss tho, which is odd
― lagβn, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:53 (nine years ago)
ya i follow way too many ppl so i appreciate ICYMI, but i roll non-algorithmic otherwise (and there should be an option to turn it off. in fact i was under the impression there was one but couldn't find it). found the algorithm was a little too good at spitting my recent trends back at me, creating a positive feedback loop where i would see EVERY tweet by certain accounts, and none from others that i still liked
― flopson, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:54 (nine years ago)
i like that it's quarantined from the rest of the feed. just a handful at the top, then that sweet raw twitter ish
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:55 (nine years ago)
found the algorithm was a little too good at spitting my recent trends back at me, creating a positive feedback loop where i would see EVERY tweet by certain accounts, and none from others that i still liked
β flopson, Wednesday, March 15, 2017 12:54 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark
this is a scourge on instagram espesh
― ιΎ, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:59 (nine years ago)
β illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, March 15, 2017 12:55 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm
― lagβn, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:31 (nine years ago)
Tweets in ICYMI should not be eligible for RTs. Hobos finding tweets they missed and RTing them just puts old tweets at the top of everyone else's timelines. Savage.
― stet, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:43 (nine years ago)
Lol
in general, once you've Liked or RT'd a tweet you shouldn't see it for at least a week
― flopson, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:44 (nine years ago)
I'm anti-ICYMI. If I follow you, I didn't miss it. There is never a scenario where it is conceivable that I would miss it.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 18:50 (nine years ago)
icymi annoys me bc i'm on twitter all the time and when i go to twitter i want to see what was just tweeted since the last time i went on twitter, not shit that was tweeted 16h ago or 22h ago when i was on twitter the day before
― marcos, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 18:52 (nine years ago)