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have never heard it in anything like that context it simply is an incorrect usage tbh

Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Friday, 3 February 2017 00:32 (nine years ago)

Sometimes the guys would start by explaining "this doesn't sound like a compliment but it is".

that should tip them off that what they're about to say is not quite right xp

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 00:33 (nine years ago)

Gents, the central emphasis is on the term "built", which often stood alone in past times to denote a statuesque figure, as in "this dame was really built". As often happens, this raised the implied question "how built is she?", a sequence of thought often exploited by Johnny Carson in his monologues.

The answer to this question was open to improvisation, but eventually "like a brick shithouse" became popular, not because of it called to mind the figure of a woman, but based upon an appreciation of its playfulness and profanity. One must admit that an outhouse (the politer term for use in mixed company) built of brick would certainly be, as a structural engineer might put it, over-built for its humble purpose. The fact that it directly plays against the idea of beauty or attractiveness is an example of oxymoronic wit.

I hope this exegesis upon the phrase proves helpful in understanding its origins and purpose.

btw, I heard this phrase often spoken when I was a young man in Oregon in the 1960s and 70s.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 3 February 2017 00:33 (nine years ago)

"this might not sound like a compliment but you, young lady, are the approximate shape and robustness of an outdoor toilet"

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 00:34 (nine years ago)

lol i can't imagine saying it to anyone's face as a pickup line. locker room talk, yeah

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 3 February 2017 00:35 (nine years ago)

"do you flush here often?"

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 00:36 (nine years ago)

built like a shit locker room

Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Friday, 3 February 2017 00:37 (nine years ago)

"you have the deportment of a substandard changing facility"

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 00:38 (nine years ago)

Noticing truly annoying people who call the outdoor surface generally known as 'the ground', 'the floor'.

jane burkini (suzy), Friday, 3 February 2017 00:43 (nine years ago)

i refuse to believe that anyone has ever said the phrase "brick shithouse" irl

marcos, Friday, 3 February 2017 02:24 (nine years ago)

believe it! my dad, my dad's friends, etc ... i've even said it once or twice

slang descriptors are v freeing

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 02:33 (nine years ago)

https://books.google.com.au/books/content?id=v8YuGCn9eIkC&pg=PA102&img=1&pgis=1&dq=shithouse&sig=ACfU3U3SAiPvo0ZQiMfcxEyCjouGx0VXLQ&edge=0

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 3 February 2017 02:38 (nine years ago)

Have outside toilets ever been a thing in Australia (or the US, for that matter)?

― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, February 2, 2017 6:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yep my toilet sat on the front porch. rippin' grumpies as neighbors drove by wrinkling their nose

Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 02:55 (nine years ago)

Noticing truly annoying people who call the outdoor surface generally known as 'the ground', 'the floor'.

Yeah, what's up with this? It's like a metaphysical error.

jmm, Friday, 3 February 2017 02:58 (nine years ago)

I can assure you that outhouses were extremely common in the USA in rural areas even into the 20th century. So were chamber pots.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 3 February 2017 03:03 (nine years ago)

dad still says things like "flat as a shit-carter's hat" and "ugly as a hatful of arseholes"

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 03:03 (nine years ago)

our friends still had an outhouse in the mid 80's, it was creepy as fuck

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 03:04 (nine years ago)

did you fall down the hole

Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 03:08 (nine years ago)

"flat as a shit-carter's hat"

hats are only worn by carters who are shit

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 03:21 (nine years ago)

it's how you tell

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 03:21 (nine years ago)

i used to think it was shit cutter & had no idea wtf he was on about

learned from a friend that shit carter = night soil man who took away the poo before sewer systems.
he had a flat hat & balanced the can of poo on his head

the more you know 💫

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 04:13 (nine years ago)

sorry for derail

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 04:13 (nine years ago)

Shit Carter = the building in Poo Jack City iirc

Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 04:15 (nine years ago)

he had a flat hat & balanced the can of poo on his head

and i thought i was having a bad month

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 04:23 (nine years ago)

it's good for identification though, if the shit carters are the ones with shit on their heads

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 04:24 (nine years ago)

no thats why you have a HAT

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 04:30 (nine years ago)

made of shit

Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 04:31 (nine years ago)

no that shit is carted PAY ATTENTION

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 04:32 (nine years ago)

wait who carts it

Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 04:35 (nine years ago)

shit
-----
hat
-----
carter

got it

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 04:57 (nine years ago)

if google image search is a reliable source:

shit
-----
hat
-----
helena bonham-carter

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 04:59 (nine years ago)

...

no wonder everyone left ilx

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 05:01 (nine years ago)

it's brought me back tbh

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 05:03 (nine years ago)

lol

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 05:05 (nine years ago)

anyway it's clearly beyonce

HAY MISS SHIT HAT CARTER

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 05:06 (nine years ago)

puts Lemonade in a new context

Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 05:09 (nine years ago)

anyway it's clearly beyonce

we got different shit hat results

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 05:28 (nine years ago)

yr busted ass still using alta vista?

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 05:39 (nine years ago)

yes i used the altavista version of google

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 February 2017 05:52 (nine years ago)

I'm fairly certain it isn't Australian, most of the reference works that come up on a Google book search suggest American in origin & that the complimentary meaning, directed at a woman, is most common

which is not at all my experience here in uk - I have only ever heard my granny say a woman was "built like a brick shithoose" and that was meant to signify "would have beaten me in a fight"

wins, Friday, 3 February 2017 07:59 (nine years ago)

Aimless has the right of it: "built like a brick shithouse" simply means "very built." Built, that is, to the same degree that an extremely-built thing is built. What is more built than an extremely sturdy structure? Nothing. None builder. There is none more built. It also carries a message of reliability and substance and strength: She is mighty mighty.

It doesn't mean that she is rectangular or that you use her as a bathroom. Geez.

The song, I always believed, referenced the idiom but left out the "shit" for politeness and radio airplay, allowing the instrumental pause to stand in its place.

Plenty of idiomatic expressions don't make actual sense but they carry meaning in similar metaphorical ways, and are used as intensifiers even when nonsensical. Compare "___ as hell" or "___ as fuck."

Cold as hell and hot as hell make equal sense - not because the speaker knows or cares about the temperature of hell, but because ___ as hell means extremely ____. Lame as fuck, boring as fuck, etc.

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 February 2017 14:20 (nine years ago)

But it's still got "shit" in it, and a reference to a place where you shit. Just not a very nice sounding compliment. There must be other well built things that would be preferable.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 February 2017 15:15 (nine years ago)

Unfortunately that's not how idioms work

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 3 February 2017 15:23 (nine years ago)

what the shit is going on here

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:01 (nine years ago)

Built like a brick savings-and-loan building

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:00 (nine years ago)

You remember what it was like, living in one of Mr. Potter's shithouses!

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)

I watched that for the first time in my life two days ago

kinder, Friday, 3 February 2017 22:49 (nine years ago)

merry christmas shithouse

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 22:53 (nine years ago)

the logs, the fire, fill me with desire

Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 22:57 (nine years ago)

can I put in for "not to be that guy, but..."?

That needs to stop

Wimmels, Sunday, 5 February 2017 20:12 (nine years ago)


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