the thing that really weirds me out about bannon's appearance is that, despite otherwise resembling an inflatable john goodman mannequin filled with writhing insects, he has a surprisingly full and lustrous head of hair
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 10:42 (seven years ago) link
might be cilia
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 2 February 2017 10:47 (seven years ago) link
lol and also barf
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link
one-man human centipede
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 2 February 2017 12:22 (seven years ago) link
A facial composite of Martin Sheen drawn in the dark by a liver spot fetishist
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 February 2017 13:10 (seven years ago) link
Shaved Garfield
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 February 2017 13:15 (seven years ago) link
a+
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 13:30 (seven years ago) link
ding ding ding
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 14:26 (seven years ago) link
There might actually be something deeper here, because I was just thinking the other day that Priebus sounds like Stoned Garfield. Maybe the entire cabinet was chosen based on some superficial resemblance to Turnip's favorite lasagna-scarfing feline.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 February 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link
Garfield's Morning Zoo
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 18:17 (seven years ago) link
omg shaved garfield
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:08 (seven years ago) link
^^^with LOADS of cheap disposable razor burn
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link
i'm sorry i'm still not over "shaved garfield"
― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link
S H A V E D G A R F I E L D
https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehost%2F2016%2F9%2F13%2Fe226fc11-7ba9-4385-8db2-44d7c6fa1523.jpg
― rob, Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link
Isolate the head in 'shop, and we have our new cathat!
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link
shaved garfield's eyelids look distressingly like ballsacks
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link
a character from Deadwood who's most memorable scene involves him either falling in to a puddle, his pants falling down, or pants falling down as he falls in to a puddle
― gr8080, Friday, 3 February 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link
Off-season mall Santa.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 February 2017 13:25 (seven years ago) link
Man who survived an avalanche by eating his friends.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 February 2017 13:26 (seven years ago) link
19th hole regular
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link
Santa Claus in violation of Megan's law
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
plz disseminate
http://i.imgur.com/38UJiFd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uBoQcBD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Q2N9zcE.jpg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link
Lol
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 4 February 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link
a bottle of curdled milk that fell out the back of a bin lorry
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link
nothing will bear Shaved Garfield though
beat
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:39 (seven years ago) link
'Steve is Steve'
― gr8080, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:39 (seven years ago) link
a dirty Puffalump growing moss
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:45 (seven years ago) link
HR Pufnstuf's alcoholic stepdad
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link
haha
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link
face like a depressed eggcup
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:50 (seven years ago) link
(not mine)
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link
a bowlful of marmalade that a ferret rolled around in
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link
i put all three shaved garfields on facebook. it's only a matter of time now. would be great if he was constantly referred to as shaved garfield. "Mr. Spicer, the other day Shaved Garfield threatened..."
― scott seward, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:52 (seven years ago) link
a jowelled wig
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:53 (seven years ago) link
some of you have to know people in the Post or NYT that can make this take off
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:53 (seven years ago) link
a tin of ham on legs
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:54 (seven years ago) link
gas giant
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:03 (seven years ago) link
turkey apple
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:04 (seven years ago) link
a deviled egg that thinks it's people
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:07 (seven years ago) link
the animated snot blob from the mucinex commercials
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link
okay, one of the shaved garfields i put up on twitter has 14 retweets already and i haven't been on twitter since september. we are worldwide. someone should start a #shavedgarfield facebook group. the world's most racist cat! what's he up to today?! i would do it but i get full on pasta for real and then i'm sleepy.
― scott seward, Saturday, 4 February 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link
Scott/everyone, the @shavedgarfield handle is free.
― jane burkini (suzy), Saturday, 4 February 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link
so there's an extreme close-up of bannon's horrible face on the cover of time magazine this week
― ridiculous perm ban decision (voodoo chili), Sunday, 5 February 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link
any hanging boogers
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 15:35 (seven years ago) link
its insane how bad they made him look
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2017 16:24 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nk7oU3X.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link
hahahaha
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link
OMG, it's like they mashed a blueberry pie in his face before taking the shot.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Sunday, 5 February 2017 18:11 (seven years ago) link