Descriptions of Steve Bannon

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The moldering olive loaf you don't even remember buying.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:30 (nine years ago)

The least objectionable picture found in the photo album of that scout master who disappeared abruptly.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:53 (nine years ago)

Jan Molby with late stage liver cirrhosis

challop, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 15:44 (nine years ago)

a tetherball being bitten by a mangy dog

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:53 (nine years ago)

empty vodka bottle filled with cigarette butts

mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:54 (nine years ago)

diseased sun-bleached beachball

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:00 (nine years ago)

Permanently three weeks after denied for tenure.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:13 (nine years ago)

an opaque plastic bag full of used syringes

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:15 (nine years ago)

(Also, as the guy who loved when McCain called his clam 'Hobbits' and then when Hillary did even better calling them 'deplorables,' he's completely deliberate in what he's doing.)

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:15 (nine years ago)

A jumbo marshmallow left a little too long over the fire and then dropped in the dirt.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:32 (nine years ago)

A waterlogged body dragged out of a polluted river.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:36 (nine years ago)

Bannon

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Codfix

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Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:42 (nine years ago)

a pile of wet gauze

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:46 (nine years ago)

The Best, Most Amazing Just Incredible Description of Steve Bannon, and We've Been Very Fair

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:47 (nine years ago)

'post-autopsy Chris Farley' is the best one i've heard

flopson, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:06 (nine years ago)

a used-toilet paper golem

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:07 (nine years ago)

i am worried that if i puff out any more from my steroid prescription, someone will call me Bannon

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:08 (nine years ago)

'post-autopsy Chris Farley' is the best one i've heard

lol

example (crüt), Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:50 (nine years ago)

Shitcunt

JLB Credit (Jack BS), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:43 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/Karatloz/status/825957186887102464

Joe ‏@Karatloz Jan 29

Steve Bannon looks like the moment in a Croneberg movie immediately before the actor gets replaced by a stop-motion model of exploding sores

j., Thursday, 2 February 2017 06:00 (nine years ago)

ha

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 February 2017 06:18 (nine years ago)

the thing that really weirds me out about bannon's appearance is that, despite otherwise resembling an inflatable john goodman mannequin filled with writhing insects, he has a surprisingly full and lustrous head of hair

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 10:42 (nine years ago)

might be cilia

attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 2 February 2017 10:47 (nine years ago)

lol and also barf

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 10:48 (nine years ago)

one-man human centipede

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 2 February 2017 12:22 (nine years ago)

A facial composite of Martin Sheen drawn in the dark by a liver spot fetishist

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 February 2017 13:10 (nine years ago)

Shaved Garfield

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 February 2017 13:15 (nine years ago)

a+

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 13:30 (nine years ago)

ding ding ding

jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 14:26 (nine years ago)

There might actually be something deeper here, because I was just thinking the other day that Priebus sounds like Stoned Garfield. Maybe the entire cabinet was chosen based on some superficial resemblance to Turnip's favorite lasagna-scarfing feline.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 February 2017 14:31 (nine years ago)

Garfield's Morning Zoo

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 18:17 (nine years ago)

omg shaved garfield

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:08 (nine years ago)

^^^with LOADS of cheap disposable razor burn

jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:31 (nine years ago)

i'm sorry i'm still not over "shaved garfield"

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:01 (nine years ago)

S H A V E D G A R F I E L D

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:01 (nine years ago)

Isolate the head in 'shop, and we have our new cathat!

jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:39 (nine years ago)

shaved garfield's eyelids look distressingly like ballsacks

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:41 (nine years ago)

a character from Deadwood who's most memorable scene involves him either falling in to a puddle, his pants falling down, or pants falling down as he falls in to a puddle

gr8080, Friday, 3 February 2017 01:36 (nine years ago)

Off-season mall Santa.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 February 2017 13:25 (nine years ago)

Man who survived an avalanche by eating his friends.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 February 2017 13:26 (nine years ago)

19th hole regular

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:22 (nine years ago)

Santa Claus in violation of Megan's law

Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:29 (nine years ago)

plz disseminate

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lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:59 (nine years ago)

Lol

Οὖτις, Saturday, 4 February 2017 16:17 (nine years ago)

a bottle of curdled milk that fell out the back of a bin lorry

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:36 (nine years ago)

nothing will bear Shaved Garfield though

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:36 (nine years ago)

beat

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:39 (nine years ago)

'Steve is Steve'

gr8080, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:39 (nine years ago)

a dirty Puffalump growing moss

Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:45 (nine years ago)


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