Descriptions of Steve Bannon

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Steve Bannon at the Movies

Really should direct porn tho'.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:24 (nine years ago)

not enough lips, too many chins

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:24 (nine years ago)

A homemade Jabba the Hutt figure.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:28 (nine years ago)

https://www.yahoo.com/news/human-forebear-bag-beast-no-anus-study-162843979.html

'a bag-like beast with no anus'

j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:45 (nine years ago)

The bloated, desiccated corpse of William Steig's Shrek

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:20 (nine years ago)

Someone on my Facebook feed compared him to this guy, but I don't know who he is!

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16387852_10208359109284476_993785383970036496_n.jpg?oh=6d8ddf1df987fc00f65c026f4897152f&oe=5909AD8B

Bongo Herbert (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:28 (nine years ago)

'otis the town drunk from mayberry but dogged by whispers from the neighbors about his race-porn trading club'

j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:32 (nine years ago)

the poster boy for alcoholic rosacea

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:35 (nine years ago)

A slug that's spent several years gestating inside the lower intestine of the cadaver of Philip Seymour Hoffman before hatching out inside a wedge of impacted excrement, then copulating with its mate in the slime path of a gastropod Eddie Izzard, proceeding to chew off its own penis and finally vomiting the remains into a dunghill of rotten cabbage.

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:40 (nine years ago)

(I researched the life-cycle of a slug for that one)

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:40 (nine years ago)

can i quote you on that one?

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:45 (nine years ago)

jowly october revolution LARPer

j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:45 (nine years ago)

please do

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:46 (nine years ago)

A BBC light entertainer, on his first holiday after the sentence

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:47 (nine years ago)

Steve Bannon Looks Like A Motherfucker With Some Dark Secrets

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:48 (nine years ago)

A holiday to Thailand

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:49 (nine years ago)

Philip Seymour Hoffman's disinterred half rotten corpse packed to bulging point with cheap sasuage meat.

chap, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:56 (nine years ago)

Poop with a cigarette in it

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:00 (nine years ago)

stray turd

j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:02 (nine years ago)

Satan's big toe

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:02 (nine years ago)

like someone tried to bleach a prolapsed anus

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:03 (nine years ago)

Bruce Vilanch's untreated hemorrhoid

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:04 (nine years ago)

A cigar box that's been extensively utilized as an onanistic receptacle.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:06 (nine years ago)

misplaced jerk-off sock

j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:07 (nine years ago)

An inverted sea lion spritzed with Binaca.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:08 (nine years ago)

unhinged voice of the racist lumpyproletariat

j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:11 (nine years ago)

your future murderer

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:18 (nine years ago)

your dad's sad laid off friend who asks to store his old paperwork in boxes in your garage while he looks for an apartment after he gets kicked out of the house by his wife but he never comes back for the stuff and he won't answer your dad's calls and finally you help your dad throw the stuff away.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:29 (nine years ago)

america's creepy uncle

nomar, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:30 (nine years ago)

human yeast infection

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:34 (nine years ago)

lobotomized hitchens

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:39 (nine years ago)

unctuous doomcrepe

nashwan, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:43 (nine years ago)

delusional ethnic cleansing revivalist

j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:51 (nine years ago)

A man haunted by memories: of pissing his pants and his dad's looking at him with disgust and shaking his head, and his mom's dragging him off to the bathroom and angrily cleaning him up and he's getting a twinge 'down there' and he can't help it but he is, and as she's towelling him down he's reliving that time in 3rd semester when the jocks at school flushed his head into the toilet and since then he can't help thinking of it as he's masturbating, and now he has hypnopompic dreams of screaming women rubbing cake batter into his hair and a snail's crawling up his leg and its talons are digging in and he's trying to scream but he can't and the toilet's filled with blood.

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:00 (nine years ago)

Like if James Murphy despised music.

Chris L, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:10 (nine years ago)

Funny-sad WC Fields.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:11 (nine years ago)

self-medicating scrofula sufferer

j., Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:13 (nine years ago)

Heard someone say that Bannon looks the way a Greyhound bus smells.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:15 (nine years ago)

i wreck mics like Bannon's ass wrecks bikes

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:20 (nine years ago)

Just an ordinary corpse

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:27 (nine years ago)

this the best caricature of Bannon I've seen thus far: http://luckovich.blog.ajc.com/2017/01/31/0201-mike-luckovich-white-house-furniture/

example (crüt), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:28 (nine years ago)

Lol

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:31 (nine years ago)

he looks like big boo from orange is the new black
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/orange-is-the-new-black/images/9/97/Big_Boo_Ep4.png/revision/latest?cb=20131104011644

slam dunk, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:46 (nine years ago)

He wishes

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:49 (nine years ago)

A roadrashed ballsack.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 06:08 (nine years ago)

Peter Hook's lost yank twin who has eaten only Lunchables since 1990

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 06:29 (nine years ago)

human yeast infection

Yup

lion in winter, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 06:34 (nine years ago)

The smell of vending machine junk food, non-dairy creamer, and 18-hour days in front of a computer, made flesh.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 13:39 (nine years ago)

The Swamp-Ass Monster.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 13:41 (nine years ago)

Meat shits in human form.

jane burkini (suzy), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:07 (nine years ago)

Big Michael Winner/Phillip
Green energy there.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:07 (five years ago)

mold over beethoven

wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:27 (five years ago)

you just know he's tanned *all* over

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:29 (five years ago)

https://mcdn.wallpapersafari.com/medium/53/31/IRAbwx.jpg

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 24 August 2020 04:06 (five years ago)

nine months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2_V_GqXMA0g5as?format=jpg&name=small

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:19 (five years ago)

Beached Loki?

DJI, Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:28 (five years ago)

BrundleCockerspaniel

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:30 (five years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/d9/36/51d936c117db12c49327b1e3b9d21af0.jpg

brimstead, Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:50 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2_V_GqXMA0g5as?format=jpg&name=small

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, June 17, 2021 1:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

at least he appears to only be wearing one shirt in this picture

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:53 (five years ago)

Oh my god, is he okay?

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:16 (five years ago)

My wife insisted this photo is not real.

It's like every part of him expanded during the pandemic except for his central face.

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:26 (five years ago)

Televangelist Jerry Fallguy

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:27 (five years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/mmX5gvK.jpg

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:39 (five years ago)

one year passes...

lol

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 July 2022 18:56 (three years ago)

https://t.co/um7lnztX4n pic.twitter.com/1wqp8heYzM

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) July 22, 2022

frogbs, Saturday, 23 July 2022 02:36 (three years ago)

two months pass...

"a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasket"

https://i.imgur.com/2PpdZew.png

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:19 (three years ago)

The moon after six space shuttles crashed into it

stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:23 (three years ago)

The uncle you never want to be alone with.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:24 (three years ago)

"a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise"

https://i.imgur.com/AALvDPy.png

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:26 (three years ago)

Lol are these from Dall E

stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:27 (three years ago)

An AI's idea of a cartoon villain.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (three years ago)

One of those dolls that when you squeeze its belly, its eyes pop out of their sockets, large marge style

calstars, Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (three years ago)

xxp yes

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (three years ago)

Large Marge

calstars, Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (three years ago)

"A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample."

https://i.imgur.com/6iMloiV.png

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:31 (three years ago)

A diaper with salad in it

https://i.ibb.co/92TKt0B/Screenshot-20221021-154545.jpg

stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:47 (three years ago)

These comments are not kind

| (Latham Green), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:53 (three years ago)

"Shaved Garfield"

https://i.imgur.com/Yo8Rwcw.png

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:02 (three years ago)

Lol I did that one on Dall E earlier and got a similar result

stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:06 (three years ago)

http://www.cultfilminreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/39_CFIR_HoboWithAShotgun.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 October 2022 21:07 (three years ago)

“Here comes the clergyman, slow and solemn, in severe simplicity, needing no black silk gown to denote his office.” Clergyman of Pigs

| (Latham Green), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:24 (three years ago)

one year passes...

Didn't want to derail the politics thread, but here's something interesting from Bannon's pre-prison chat with David Brooks. (I think it's dubious that both the NY Times and Washington Post gave Bannon and his podcast a huge platform just because he's serving a short sentence.). I guess I'm doing the same in a micro way. Anyway, free link:

Brooks: Do you know the demographics of these activists? Education? Race? Income?

Bannon: First off, I would say 60 percent female. Female and over 40 years old. A lot of that, a third of them brought in by the pandemic, and the Moms for America. A ton of moms, women who didn’t read a lot of books in college. They’re not politically active. They had no interest. It was only later in life, as they became the C.O.O. of the American family, they realized how tough it was to make ends meet.

And then they saw the lack of education, and it was really the pandemic when they walked by the computer and saw what the kids are doing. They’re now at the tip of the spear.

the possibility of relaxing (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 01:42 (one year ago)


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