― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)
― B.L.A.M., Friday, 11 May 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)
― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)
― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)
― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)
― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)
― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)
― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)
― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)
― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)
― kv_nol, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)
http://i8.tinypic.com/6hfapl3.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 4 June 2007 07:46 (nineteen years ago)
Katie Holmes?
― latebloomer, Monday, 4 June 2007 08:01 (nineteen years ago)
No, Hilton is now in jail (she'll be in the, er, special needs unit though)
― StanM, Monday, 4 June 2007 08:12 (nineteen years ago)
I saw her on the VMA's tonight. Weird!
― Mordechai Shinefield, Monday, 4 June 2007 08:37 (nineteen years ago)
"I'm really scared but I'm ready to do this," she added. "And I hope that I'm an example to other young people." -- Paris Hilton, 2007
"Jail was a wonderful experience. Every taxpayer should go." -- Robert Mitchum (paraphrase), 1949
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:12 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXESd_q56Cw
― sydz, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:21 (nineteen years ago)
http://de.tmz.com/2007/06/04/hilton-in-custody-and-doing-time/
― StanM, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:45 (nineteen years ago)
it's three fucking weeks, jesus
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)
yes, awfully long isn't it? :-(
― StanM, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)
loving this MTV Movie Awards clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwkjeefUEes
kinda impressed that she showed up to take the coating (any publicity etc.)
― blueski, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)
"I hope that I'm an example to other young people."
Got that? She's going to jail for YOUR sins.
― everything, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)
"Other young people".
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)
"Any publicity is good publicity": the aphorism that ruined this decade?
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)
is she dead yet?
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)
Guess who's been sent home because her sobbing kept the whole jail awake?
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)
Google news: Paris Hilton released from jail 3 days early Actress Archives, NY - 38 minutes ago Paris Hilton was released from jail this morning after serving only three days of her 23-day sentence. After rumors circulated by TMZ.com that Paris Hilton ... Paris Hilton released from jail after serving 5 days
Three days early? Three days? Five days? Some confusion on the wire.
― ledge, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)
"sobbing"
― blueski, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)
She is truly the Godber of our times.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)
entire plot of the shawshank redemption pwned by superior strategy of paris hilton!
― lex pretend, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)
hilarious
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)
"medical reasons"
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)
too bad. i really wanted to see Paris crawl thru a mile long tunnel of sewage.
― blueski, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)
http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1314717.php/Paris_Hilton_out_of_prison_for_medical_reasons
― 69, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)
The authorities said she had officially served five days in jail - including Sunday night and the early hours of Thursday morning - meaning 40 days of house arrest will complete the sentence.
40 days and 40 nights. just pretend you're jesus, paris
― lex pretend, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)
at last the legal system of america show a bit of pragmatism and flexibility instead of being caught in a web of counter-intuitive rules. i, for one, hope this kicks off a more intuitive and empathic approach towards 'smaller crimes' such as the ones miss hilton is 'alleged' to have 'committed'
― 696, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)
i must sort that new name out, so as not to get confused with 69. i was thinking of maybe changing to 694
― 696, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)
i told you, 180
― lex pretend, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)
http://i15.tinypic.com/53swu35.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)
Goddammit, this makes me very mad.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)
this is breaking news on cnn. i mean, ffs...
― stevienixed, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)
You know what? Fuck the climate. This planet isn't worth saving.
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)
See what you did, Paris? Why didn't you just stick with those green videos? :-/
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)
Goddammit, this makes me even madder.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)
well, worse people have gotten off easier with worse things.
xpost
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)
I am refering to her sentence, btw - not her "video".
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)
lol
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)