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When, upon her breast the infant did suckle
Did his mom suppose he'd call himself Huk-L?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

when wond'ring aloud if he should them bite,
he was beatin' to the eatin' by a blur: M. White

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, Dan!
He's our Man!
If he can't do it,
No one... will.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

While enjoying a marvelous journey through France
Who was accosted one night in Pigalle? Mr. Raggett
who looked at the bulge in the man's pants
and asked, "Are you gai to see me or is that a baguette?"

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurting, stop blurting.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

argh i should be "beaten" for fucking mine up

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Love em and leave em
That's the style of steve m

― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

He is doubtlessly bright,
and quite erudite,
for he sidesteps the trite
and in French he'll endite.
For the most part polite,
he is known to delight,
but beware of his spite,
for the man has a bite.
He is hight Monsieur White,
our monophysite.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Casuistry's no mystery,
Just look to his history.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, see!
There goes Ms. Tray-cee,
she can be a bit lazy,
and occasionally hazy,
but never, no way, she,
could ever be crazy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll encounter her wrath
If you call her a Goth.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 20 May 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

To do that I would not dare,
about my nads I certainly care.
Tho' I said she sure isn't crazy,
she ain't always as sweet as a daisy,
our favourite mongrel, the good Ms. Trayce.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Remy Snush was once essential
but events proved improv'dential
now his IL* contribution's limit
to hanging 'round the IL*-perim.
His paranoia (waning) waxes
and his real-life situ. taxes
his postings to this virtual forum
and validation by the quorum
is rambling, midnight drunken memos
which (when viewed) will cause him hemos.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

nate is great, bakes me a chocolate cake

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ILx, gets no sex.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

blount I once thought v. suspicious
now I forward my best wishes.

For 'Ghost of Dan' I'll eat a shoe
for he lead me through Dr. Who.

And Jon, and Ian; Andrew, laura
in real-life friends, one can't ask more-a.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ILx, burned-out wrecks.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ILx, too poor for cheques.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ned, vic, and spencer, arthur, chaki
I ate me shoe, I'll eat a sock-i.
you're LA's finest, all things bein' clear,
I'd marry any ya's, if I was queer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, Remy those are great! I was trying to come up with a rhyme for you, but I couldn't think of anything that'd rhyme with Remy or Jeremy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello likes to eat gello [sp?] whilst playing the cello!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Pink likes to sit in the sink when she has a drink

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ILE, it's nepotism for we!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Pinkpanther, er, um, er...I have no anther.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello Carlin eats lots of marlin

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha tracer i kiss you

there was a young lady named rainy
what a simply redoubtable lady!
(if anyone could make plain
what "redoubtable might mean,
good sir, please explain-ee)

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

tuomas:

I haven't always known how we stood,
but in your photos I sense a good
and kindred guy, and very trusting
for posting undie pics (not!disgusting)!
despite some snarky trollish posts
I'm proud to share with you the boasts
of most revealing information
posted without hesitation.
We're I.L.E.'s very most candid,
even if in trouble landed
we by abusers and the lurks,
no harm to us, not by those jerks.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir, looks nothing like Molly Weir.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Tuomas, isn't the "uo" pretty much like the "wa" in "war"?

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

In that addict guy Marcello
I sense a fairly decent fellow
if his posts do times offend
all will be righted in the end.
And as M. Carlin freq. espouses
We really are a bunch of louses.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Carlin, ain't nobody's darlin.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Remy, thanks fo the kind words. Made my heart warm.

Ole, yeah, I think so.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Anna, there's nobody cooler than her
Remy should win an emmy
Luna likes tuna
Dee likes brie
Sam like ham

(there's a theme do you see?)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

PinXor, oh the sweet things she thinXor!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hongro, to live has hopefully not got much longro

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

That was cruel...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

This is supposed to be a fun thread, no hoping for anyone's death please.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

No sympathy for Nordic Nazi nitwits.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, have you seen Geir's homepage? It has an anti-Nazi tag right there on the front. Just because he likes melodies doesn't make him a fascist.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Enough of the "dude." You live in Finland, not America.

I don't recall anyone saying this was supposed to be a fun thread.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir's a queer

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah gazza and Tuomas I kiss youse.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Trayce, digs "Some Girls" by Rayce.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned
Raggett
Is it dead?
He'll shag it

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Dadaismus, been listening to too much Keith Christismus.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Mind your business, Dadaismus!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

*chuckle* Marcello, I was actually thinking of somehow working that one in myself - I used to get called Racey in primary school (yeah Im that old).

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned
Raggett
Is it dead?
He'll shag it

!!!?!??!?!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Speaking of which:

Calum, has never been to the Bedford Arms pub in Balum.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

charltonlido
bought a speedo
in toledo
he thought it was neato

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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