Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

what is 'Shitposting'

i think i already posted this itt

but still

"carte blanche" when used in the workplace (elsewhere I'm not bothered by it)

Answered:

What is 'Shitposting'

― flappy bird, Monday, January 16, 2017 11:52 AM

it's a metaphor

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, January 16, 2017 11:53 AM

where did it come from & how did it become so ubiquitous so quickly

ilx first mention:

frogbs wrote this on thread Clusterfuck Summary Corner on board I Love Everything on Apr 7, 2011

dude if shitposting was a bannable offense like 95% of this forum would be gone

Presuming it came from reddit or 4chan.

how did it become so ubiquitous so quickly

he who smelt it dealt it

'we the people'

gift as a verb

any attempt at shortening the word "sandwich"

sammich
sammie
sandie
i literally saw "wiches" recently

dane cook's best bit was saying 'chicken sangwich'

sarnie
ˈsɑːniː/
nounBritishinformal
noun: sarnie; plural noun: sarnies

a sandwich.

hate that too

butties for all

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/learning/what_can_you_learn_from_the_jeely_piece_song.shtml

Which Wich is a franchise

http://www.whichwich.com

woke

oh cool everyone else is asleep solid rhetorical base give yourself another congratulation en route to wherever the fuck youre headed hi five fuck off

like i know its been done itt but ppl still using it so

I thought people only used "woke" to make fun of people? Like "sjw" tends to be.

Like "sjw" tends to be.

how on earth did "you're nice to other people" became an insult

*become

But the stereotype of an sjw is that they're not nice to lots of people. As far as I know the term originated in left wing places as an insult before the right wrapped their arms and legs around it.

ah okay

regardless it seems a bit of reach as epithets go, just like most of the derisive labels the alt right thinks are offensive

Answered:

What is 'Shitposting'

― flappy bird, Monday, January 16, 2017 11:52 AM

it's a metaphor

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, January 16, 2017 11:53 AM

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, January 23, 2017 2:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/4i0FW9o.jpg

Referring to an attractive woman as a "smoke show".

I guess it would probably grate on me to see a man described that way too, but that has yet to happen.

what are the best ways to tell someone a particular person is sexy. is "sexy" the best? i see "hot," and "gorgeous" pretty frequently. "knockout" less often and i don't think i've ever heard someone irl use "sex bomb" or "bombshell" which urbandictionary def for "smoke show" #4 compare the idiom to. as far as these things go i kinda like "smoke show" which i also don't think i've ever heard before bc it seems maybe suggestive of something noirish - like maybe the way sam spade would describe an untrustworthy dame to the reader.

A word used to describe a sereously hot girl (must not be overused and abused on medeocarly hot woman!)

2154 posts and nobody's put forward "butthurt"

I felt slightly disgusted with myself for even typing it just now.

yeesh

what are the best ways to tell someone a particular person is sexy. is "sexy" the best? i see "hot," and "gorgeous" pretty frequently.

"Fuck me, handsome."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AusdlWwuz0

we have whole threads on butthurt tbf

Names of farts by their sensation doesnt dmac

Count*

'butthurt' feels like a homophobic slur, even if it isn't. 'bag of dicks' and 'cockfarmer' are fun to dispense because i can't see anything homophobic about carrying dicks in a bag and/or planting them in a field.

guys

i know youve had a tough few months but listen

you have got to, really got to, stop saying leader of the free world

you have to. it was kinda shit before but it doesn't even wash as ironic now.

what are the best ways to tell someone a particular person is sexy. is "sexy" the best? i see "hot," and "gorgeous" pretty frequently.

"total babe" works for any gender imo

best not to mention it at all imo but if you must

"lovely" a la fr ted

xp i almost included a sarcastic disclaimer that commenting or even thinking about anyone's attractiveness is objectifying and should never be done but i thought it was too on the nose oops

idk, everyone's thoughts are their own
it's the words that bring the thoughts into the open that might get you into trouble/chafe

I just walk up to people and hold my nose and go "...damn"

Always thought it odd when people describe other people as a "brick shithouse" when complimenting their body. I think it's American but I'm not sure. It seems to have been around for decades. It just sounds awful.

When Christina Aguilera was on a Scottish MTV thing she said someone complimented her as a "radge wee midden". Never heard "midden" as a compliment before because it's a pile for farm animal shit.

shithouse id have put as british isles m8

you didnt manage to connect scotch midden pronunciation to maiden?

srsly?

ya i said scotch

i've never heard the term "brick shithouse" before tho obv "brick house" don't know why ppl thought it was missing the word "shit" in the idiom

shithouse is smaller

building a shithouse out of brick means that you get a particularly solid structure as opposed to building a house from brick which is quite the norm and therefore pointless as a comment on someones extraordinary build.

anything ele?

feel like if u build a shithouse out of brick that suggests you're using the shit as a replacement for mortar or maybe even the concrete foundation and obv this is a terrible terrible idea

Midden=maiden doesn't sound right and I can't imagine anyone using it. Can't find anything from a search of the two.