don't panic, but "SWINE FLU COULD SPREAD GLOBALLY"

state of beer

state of queers

state of what was that, i swore i heard something, maybe an oink i dunno, keep yr ears open ok

state of what happened etc.

no that comes later

state of where did everybody go it's just me and this german shepard

that's for agencies that forgot all the earlier states

state n island

ball of confusion

state of panic

the 52nd state

i think they should still call it state of emergency but every time someone says it they have to sing it like the bjork song

state of get inside yr panic room

*beatboxes the drum track*

max :D

good conspiracy roundup
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/booster_shots/2009/04/swine-flu-conspiracy.html

It's not an unreasonable question to ask: Could world governments, spooked by the prospect of radical climate change caused by over-population of the planet, have assembled a super-secret task force to engineer and distribute a super virulent strain of influenza designed to "correct" the human population (and institute global Martial Law)?

lol

can i get a super-secret task force invite?

I think there's something on the Georgia Guidestones about swine flu, but only on the section written in sanskrit

*rimshot*

Ooohhh, those conspiracy theories are chilling. I think i'll hit costco on the way home to prepare for the apocalypse.

Wait, Bill, I thought you were dying of swine flu? Should you be potentially infecting all those innocent Costco shoppers?

i thought bill was dead already--he must be zombie bill

we must stop him before he reaches Sabbath

Hoos posted after someone reported he was dead. Not only does it seem like a lot of ilxors have swine flu, but we have at least two swine flu zombies then.

RIP Bill, re-rest in peace.

I heard the swine flu is like toxo... makes you do irrational things in order to infect more people (like act like its no big deal).
Sorry your brain is dying, Bill.

little known medical fact, bros, patient zero (ie hoos the swinedriver) always lives on 4ever

Q: can we get swine flu from posting on the same message board as patient zero?

A: u can if pt zero had his webcam on at the time of posting and if yrs is on at the time of reading

I hope Peter Gabriel does a remake of 'Games without Frontiers' feat. K8 Bush called 'Porcs sans Frontieres' and the funds go to Medicins sans Frontiers so long as it is spend on the porcs...flu.

Also did anyone else think K8 was singing 'she's..so FUCK-ing gay"?

i thought bill was dead already

maybe you were thinking of I DIED

I don't have cable, so someone please tell me: is the world overrun by brain-eating zombies, or is it not that bad yet? Someone please tell me when we hit threat level Zed, so that I can stock up on ammo and peanut butter.

Overrun.

Also did anyone else think K8 was singing 'she's..so FUCK-ing gay"?

i thought this about the original version!

"Right now, it's too early for any of us to become a Swine Flu Shut-In, but you may want to have your hand sanitizer constantly with you for the next few weeks."

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/swine_flu.jpg

little known medical fact, bros, patient zero (ie hoos the swinedriver) always lives on 4ever

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, April 28, 2009 9:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

^^ true btw

Spent the day in Regensburg, Bavaria yesterday - now I hear flu's been discovered right there - oh well, RIP me

FRIGHTENED Big Brother babes Chanelle Hayes and Chantelle Houghton faced urgent medical tests last night amid fears they may have caught deadly swine flu.

The telly beauties were being checked out by private medics after a luxury holiday in Mexico where the killer virus broke out.

Premier League football stars Carlos Vela of Arsenal and Matthew Bates of Middlesbrough also found themselves under threat as the virus brought major health crackdowns and the scrapping of tourist trips to Mexico.

Midfielder Matthew, 22, is dating Chanelle – and if she is infected it is likely he too will have caught the virus.

If her test results come back positive Middlesbrough’s medical team will have to have the entire squad checked out.

ew

This is just a load of old bollocks, right?

I mean, this whole swine flu panic pandemic problem bollocks.

No one actually has it.

Reuters says US is reporting its first swine flu death.

My timing is impeccable as ever.

yup, abc news reporting it
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/SwineFlu/story?id=7456439&page=1

reading the bbc 'your experiences' from mexican residents is pretty hair raising.

I had pork tacos for lunch yesterday. Coincidence, really, but I kind of chuckled to myself. But the woman behind the counter thought I was coughing, so she took out her shotgun and blew my head off, just to be safe.

Seriously, though, with two small kids (and a wife currently traveling to New York), I'm a little bit nervous, but just a little. I mean, SARS didn't freak me out at all, but that was before I had kids.