fwiw isn't the CDC's 'state of emergency' stance tempered by them saying "what we really mean is 'state of emergency-preparedness' ie we're just getting things in place"
or what ned said, basically
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
yeah im sayin use a more accurate name for what yr up to like state of worry or preparedness or whatever - then when katrina happens u can be all guys this is an emergency
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)
i think they had to declare "state of emergency" to loosen up funds
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, i thought there was a 'real' bureaucratic reason, not just whoops we're bad at naming things
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:06 (seventeen years ago)
yeah thats all im saying bad name
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)
like change the name to something else
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
what could we call it
― harbl, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
state of heads-up guys
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
gov't has declared that all heads remain on swivels
porcine panic
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
maybe just state of confusion or something, it's less conclusory, people won't know it's an emergency
― harbl, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
land of confusioninvisible touchsusussidio
oh wait
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
the government is just confused
― harbl, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
threat level orange
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
state of something in the air tonight o lord
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
state of hold on to yr butts
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
state of play starring russel crowe
― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
mates of state
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
st8 or die
russell with two ls obv
st8r boi
http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/0355-1/%7BE0052F1C-7AB2-4D2D-828C-BE4B19738195%7DImg100.jpg
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
state of beer
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)
state of queers
state of what was that, i swore i heard something, maybe an oink i dunno, keep yr ears open ok
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)
state of what happened etc.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
no that comes later
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
state of where did everybody go it's just me and this german shepard
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
that's for agencies that forgot all the earlier states
state n island
― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
ball of confusion
― harbl, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
state of panic
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
the 52nd state
― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
i think they should still call it state of emergency but every time someone says it they have to sing it like the bjork song
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
state of get inside yr panic room
*beatboxes the drum track*
― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
max :D
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
good conspiracy rounduphttp://latimesblogs.latimes.com/booster_shots/2009/04/swine-flu-conspiracy.html
― velko, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)
It's not an unreasonable question to ask: Could world governments, spooked by the prospect of radical climate change caused by over-population of the planet, have assembled a super-secret task force to engineer and distribute a super virulent strain of influenza designed to "correct" the human population (and institute global Martial Law)?
lol
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
can i get a super-secret task force invite?
― velko, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:32 (seventeen years ago)
I think there's something on the Georgia Guidestones about swine flu, but only on the section written in sanskrit
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
*rimshot*
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)
Ooohhh, those conspiracy theories are chilling. I think i'll hit costco on the way home to prepare for the apocalypse.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
Wait, Bill, I thought you were dying of swine flu? Should you be potentially infecting all those innocent Costco shoppers?
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
i thought bill was dead already--he must be zombie bill
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
we must stop him before he reaches Sabbath
― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
Hoos posted after someone reported he was dead. Not only does it seem like a lot of ilxors have swine flu, but we have at least two swine flu zombies then.
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
RIP Bill, re-rest in peace.
― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
I heard the swine flu is like toxo... makes you do irrational things in order to infect more people (like act like its no big deal).Sorry your brain is dying, Bill.
― Edward Aetheling (Viceroy), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)