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F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 9 January 2017 04:01 (nine years ago)

Josh Malina is trolling like a weird Twitter pro today, starting here: https://twitter.com/JoshMalina/status/818475776542547968

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:56 (nine years ago)

xp yeah my account says it joined sept 08, but going through my feed and clicking on everyone now, i can't even find people who joined earlier than me so i have no clue who i was following back then.

ciderpress, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:05 (nine years ago)

i think maybe i originally signed up just to follow dril

ciderpress, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:08 (nine years ago)

joined november 2006, it was mostly just screwing around. I remember using it like a weird opt-in/out group text at times (it could text you updates if you had that turned on for particular friends)

I remember turning on notifications on the weekend or when a handful of friends were at the same music festival and we'd post things like "heading out to the bar at 8" or "going to go to the north stage at 3pm" as kind of a general meet-up thing

just reading opinions and interacting didn't become a thing until after most people had modern phones

some friends had t-mobile sidekick phones, remember those? lol

mh 😏, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:14 (nine years ago)

legendary phone

lag∞n, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:15 (nine years ago)

i held out on social media entirely until 2010, then i went in...

lag∞n, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:15 (nine years ago)

i'm new to twitter, joined in 2015. facebook though i've been on since 2004 :/

marcos, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:20 (nine years ago)

that's weird. thirteen years of my life have been documented there?

marcos, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:21 (nine years ago)

yeah same for me but i never really posted on facebook much ever

ilx is probably the internet place where the past decade of my life is most thoroughly documented

ciderpress, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:27 (nine years ago)

same

lag∞n, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:28 (nine years ago)

yea me too.

marcos, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:42 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/adequateGF/status/827211448745132032

voodoo chili, Friday, 3 February 2017 19:25 (nine years ago)

i feel like dril's "not as good" recent period people were complaining about in the last couple years was actually a harbinger of the horrible 2017 ideas he predicted, Nostradamus-style

mh 😏, Friday, 3 February 2017 19:41 (nine years ago)

i've noticed some prominent accounts i follow have started using Tweet Delete to delete all their tweets after 48 hours... super fn anoying

flopson, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:01 (nine years ago)

i wld prob do that if i was some sort of professional person with a public profile, ive said some rude things on that site

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:03 (nine years ago)

only makes sense if you only tweet about current events

ciderpress, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:11 (nine years ago)

fwiw i usually delete my own tweets out of shame and embarrassment around 30 seconds after making them

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:15 (nine years ago)

did i miss something wrt 140 character limit? a few weeks ago i started seeing a ton of tweets that are truncated w/ an ellipses and when i click on them in my feed it goes to the tweet but it's still truncated, so i click again and it brings me to a safari window where i have to view the tweet again to see the full thing. it super f'ing annoying, why cant they just show me the full tweet within the app

marcos, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:17 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/adequateGF/status/827211448745132032

― voodoo chili, Friday, February 3, 2017 2:25 PM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like dril's "not as good" recent period people were complaining about in the last couple years was actually a harbinger of the horrible 2017 ideas he predicted, Nostradamus-style

― mh 😏, Friday, February 3, 2017 2:41 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://twitter.com/adequateGF/status/827211448745132032

― voodoo chili, Friday, February 3, 2017 2:25 PM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like dril's "not as good" recent period people were complaining about in the last couple years was actually a harbinger of the horrible 2017 ideas he predicted, Nostradamus-style

― mh 😏, Friday, February 3, 2017 2:41 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://twitter.com/bshoup/status/824738313307353092

flopson, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:19 (nine years ago)

xp marcos- yeah twitter app on my phone broke a while ago, no longer shows last few characters of most tweets. i figured i needed to update or something

flopson, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:20 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/bshoup/status/824738313307353092

― flopson, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:19 Bookmark

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/300786700173598722

r|t|c, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:24 (nine years ago)

i think they made it so that mentions at the start of your tweet and embedded content like image/video links don't count towards 140

ciderpress, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)

what if this is intentional and spicer is a dril fan

mh 😏, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:42 (nine years ago)

what if

spicer

is

dril

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:45 (nine years ago)

i didn't want to go that far but.... wow

mh 😏, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)

it'd make the whole dippin' dots thing way less wtf

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)

lol the dippin' dots thing is just a dumb recurrent theme, I do that all the time

it's not anywhere near senator chuck grassley's history channel bit, yet

mh 😏, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)

the tweets are coming from inside the house!

the white house

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:49 (nine years ago)

the dippin dots thing is like hes trying to make a joke but cant produce enough pieces to assemble it so hes just all theyre NOT the ice cream of the future, which wld actually be p funny if it were self aware

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:57 (nine years ago)

I do the half-formed joke thing on purpose, you can make your own jokes, I'm not your joke maker

mh 😏, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:21 (nine years ago)

actually everyone online is responsible for bringing me jokes if u dont like it go offline

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:24 (nine years ago)

make me

mh 😏, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:24 (nine years ago)

dont test me i will see u banned from the web

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:25 (nine years ago)

youll have to go on the dark net just to make posts

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:25 (nine years ago)

i'm already posting about u on the dark web

mh 😏, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:28 (nine years ago)

also, buying drugs and guns

mh 😏, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:28 (nine years ago)

plz send me some drugs and guns thx

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)

hit me up on the dark web, my handle is gunplug007

mh 😏, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)

where on ilx are ppl discussing the rise & fall of slavap, music writer coke lord?

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 3 February 2017 23:28 (nine years ago)

de subjectivisten iirc

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 23:35 (nine years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/nBUiZNX.jpg

, Saturday, 4 February 2017 23:03 (nine years ago)

i feel like dril's "not as good" recent period people were complaining about in the last couple years was actually a harbinger of the horrible 2017 ideas he predicted, Nostradamus-style

― mh 😏, Friday, February 3, 2017 2:41 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol im enjoying this theory and wld like to apologize to dril for not recognizing his prophecy, thus is the life of a visionary i guess

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 00:50 (nine years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/jamieeast/status/831990546675679235

maura, Thursday, 16 February 2017 02:04 (nine years ago)

https://image.ibb.co/krJtiv/IMG_20170218_141227.jpg

sleepingbag, Saturday, 18 February 2017 21:13 (nine years ago)

thank you i was trying to remember exactly how that went today

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 February 2017 22:15 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

What is this thing on Twitter where people put their names inside three sets of parentheses (((like this)))?

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 13 March 2017 20:29 (nine years ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses

There is some debate as to whether it is helpful.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:38 (nine years ago)

What... the... fuck.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 13 March 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)

Fuckin annoying when non-Jewish ppl do it... hey guys, a little thing called appropriation, yah?

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 10:02 (nine years ago)


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