don't panic, but "SWINE FLU COULD SPREAD GLOBALLY"

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i shld really check that 8% figure out, it was everywhere this AM (And thing that made me pay attention) but I can't find cites now.

stet, Monday, 27 April 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

well, i'm guessing it's from the 80 or so deaths from the 1000 or so confirmed cases in Mexico. which last i checked had been upgraded to 100 or so deaths out of like 1300, but that's essentially the same. thing is, tho, is that (as stated somewhere up thread) there are probably loads of much milder cases of H1N1 in Mexico that haven't presented to hospital, that the actual mortality rate is much lower.

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

rip big hoos

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 27 April 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

36K die each year from the flu. This 'hamdemic' scare is 100% bullshit.

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 27 April 2009 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

hamdemic!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

more like epigdemic, amirite?

James Mitchell, Monday, 27 April 2009 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

missing u hoos
mourn ya 'til I join you
(in mexican graveyard)

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

so Bruce Willis got shot because he had pig flu?

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

no it was because he was attempting to enter Facemask without wearing a mexican

sorry for british (country matters), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

WOOL PIG

wool, pig

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.adrants.com/images/wool_ass.jpg

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.kylareitti.com/kuvat/kohteet//13/12.jpg

If all the wool dies in mexico I will be so sad.

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

wow

zombie HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not exactly holding up "the end is nigh" signs in the streets, but the "other bad stuff happens so this can't be a big deal/one time I heard there was something to worry about and then it wasn't that bad" argument is retarded.

"buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

agreed!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

yeah for real
but
actually hearing either one constantly is draining
like anything else

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

well, when 36K die each year from plain ole flu, why the fuck are people freaking out about a tiny number of deaths? i actually know the reason. ratings, clicks, money. media outlets are pushing this story to drive traffic and viewers. call me when 37K are dead.

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 27 April 2009 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

retarded

"buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

challopin 2009

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

rip brotherlovesdub
missing u

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

i actually know the reason. ratings, clicks, money.

W.H.O. more like PUBLICITY W.H.O.RES amirite

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

ok NRQ that is your first bona fide IRL lol in like weeks, welcome back bro

sorry for british (country matters), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

When even someone going by "buttz" finds your three sentence brainshit irredeemably stupid, it's time to reassess.

"buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

vvvvvvvvv dude

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

your retort has severely damaged my psychological state. i'm now extremely worried about the swine flu. thanks for the excellent information you've provided.

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 27 April 2009 22:43 (seventeen years ago)

love off, brother

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

"buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

Why? Because It's A Good Story, That's Why.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

dear buttz: your contribution to this thread =

"NYT: Breaking News 1:48 PM ET:
Swine Flu Prompts U.S. to Declare Public Health Emergency

I made an awesome your mom joke about max's mom having swine flu and giving it to me, but then my hard drive crashed

Hopefully this flu pandemic will be similar to the time I got flu really bad in elementary school, missed school for a week, and beat Dragon Warrior I TWICE.
Did I BEAT Dragon Warrior I?
I taught that game who was boss so many times I literally lost count. For a long time that was the only game I had so I would just play it continually, beat it, start again, over and over.
and I DID get the diamond shield! I had the Nintendo Power strategy guide to it so I pretty much knew where everything was. Including that one hidden item in the middle of the swamp.

Mideast First: Israeli man hospitalized on suspicions...
must... resist... zing

Or my dad. Or my mom. Do we all secretly have the same parents? Do any of your parents make unexpected visits to Missouri occasionally?"

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Thanks for the excellent breakdown. I can't believe you resisted that Israeli zing, you're the king of zing!

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 27 April 2009 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

rip bro

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

feel glad he didn't post some sort of ghastly gif

sorry for british (country matters), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

of a wool pig?

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

this looks bad

shit was shocking as fuck back then (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

and Dragon Warrior

sorry for british (country matters), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

broseph, I didn't resist the israeli zing - that was butt-rock miyagi.

And Dragon Warrior I rules.

And I made a youtube video about you

"buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

guys:

Pakistani leader: Bin Laden 'may be dead'

... of swine flu?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1538569,00.html

Bin Laden may be dead article from 2006^

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

yeah but he obviously wasn't dead then duh

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

now he is dead, probably of swine flu

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

That's a 100% mortality rate among Osama Bin Laden!

en i see kay, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

We should be really scared.

en i see kay, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

imagine the spike in the line graph xp

zombie HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

probably bit by a z=swine flue zombie hoos

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

rent, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

heart shep

Nasty British and Short (hmmmm), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

why grassley's tweeting fyi

http://stuffaboutstates.com/agriculture/livestock/hogs.htm

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

the bird is interesting in this context

http://twitter.com/cdcemergency

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

I stayed home today because I think I have really bad allergies.

oh who am I kidding, I'm dying of swine flu.

Edward Aetheling (Viceroy), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/27K39.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 04:01 (seventeen years ago)


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