the average (British) person
outrageous imo
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:21 (nine years ago)
I voted cake before thinking this through and I've been regretting it every day
― sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:23 (nine years ago)
It's ok, there's no electoral college in ilx and the right candidate won.
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:28 (nine years ago)
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/HappyGestapo/gifs/stoogew.gif
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)
ice cream cake got robbed
― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Thursday, 22 December 2016 00:13 (nine years ago)
Nobody heard it, the ice cream cakeBut still it lay moaning:I was much further out than you thought And not waving but melting.
― estela, Thursday, 22 December 2016 00:50 (nine years ago)
https://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/OagU6HD-0uBjyGF5Q3Bhkw/180s.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 December 2016 01:31 (nine years ago)
There's no argument that pie is more versatile and pretty fantastic. But cake is CAKE.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 22 December 2016 10:09 (nine years ago)
when did cake bacon
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Thursday, 22 December 2016 11:33 (nine years ago)
it's possible cake baconed before bacon
did pie bacon before weebl? probably
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Thursday, 22 December 2016 11:34 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/barackobama/status/496413655202676736?lang=en
― ogmor, Thursday, 22 December 2016 11:36 (nine years ago)
Yeah well he set the scene for Trump, so he can fuck off.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 22 December 2016 12:16 (nine years ago)
There is no doubt that Trump prefers cake.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 December 2016 15:07 (nine years ago)
cake baconed??
― surm, Thursday, 22 December 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)
i thought that was cupcakes
tbf in the uk all of baking baconed the moment mary berry lifted a hopeful contestant's vol-au-vent to her lips
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Thursday, 22 December 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
bakened
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 December 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)
boke
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Thursday, 22 December 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)
bakt
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 22 December 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)
love chocolate
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 22 December 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0YGaLwVIAAwCad.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 December 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)
Think you'll find that the protruding head makes that a torte
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 23 December 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)
u_u
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 December 2016 17:59 (nine years ago)
also must allow doo doo pies
I'm a little embarrassed by how long I laughed at this.
― ¶ (DJP), Saturday, 24 December 2016 06:09 (nine years ago)
let me tell you something about cake: i want 5 (not four) cakes for this Christmas
because at Christmas, you eat cake
― surm, Saturday, 24 December 2016 18:26 (nine years ago)
That is more than fair. Cake can have its day, just as every dog has its day.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 24 December 2016 18:44 (nine years ago)
i have eaten a roughly equal amount of cake and pie over the last 2 days, pie probably edging it
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:11 (nine years ago)
The English seem to favor puddings on Christmas, the poor sods.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:17 (nine years ago)
Christmas pudding is great but i've got the feeling i'm the only one in this house who likes it
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:20 (nine years ago)
i will readily admit that i could not deny bread or banana pudding on any day
― surm, Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)
Don't even start a debate as to what is or is not a pudding.
That said, I just baked a dozen individual sticky toffee puddings topped with kumquats that counter the sweetness. Just waiting to be doused with toffee sauce and put under the broiler.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)
Should say I also made an annoyingly elaborate 4-layer boozy rum cake (took three days!). And my wife made a cheesecake. Or cream cheese pie, if you prefer.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:54 (nine years ago)
would eat kumquat toffee pudding and/or rum cake, obv
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:57 (nine years ago)
RUM CAKE omg
― surm, Saturday, 24 December 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)
It's truly insane. Four-layer sponge cake soaked with rum syrup, with layers of rum-spiked cream in between and around the whole pile of cakes, then coated with a rum-spiked whipped cream. In total: 14 eggs, but no butter!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 December 2016 20:26 (nine years ago)
damnnnn!!! jealous.
― surm, Saturday, 24 December 2016 20:34 (nine years ago)
I think my wife is making a chocolate bourbon pecan pie for tomorrow's dessert festivities. At least I heard the idea floated and now it better happen otherwise a bunch of presents are going straight into the fireplace.
― ¶ (DJP), Saturday, 24 December 2016 20:52 (nine years ago)
lol
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 December 2016 20:57 (nine years ago)
― surm, Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:01 (nine years ago)
I seem to hear in my mind the faraway voice of an unknown genius who is saying:
"Hmmm. Lovely. Could anything be better than this pecan pie? (inspiration hits like a ton of bricks) Wait! I know! A bourbon pecan pie! But wait! Dare I lift my eyes yet higher, where on yonder heights I seem to see...yes! (swoons briefly) A chocolate bourbon pecan pie!"
At which point the owner of the voice expires in delight and a welter of exclamation points.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
pecan pie + lemon meringue are my 2 pies
― surm, Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
Yeah, lemon meringue or key lime or cherry for me but on the other hand anything with a healthy booze component is a-ok
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)
also is Baked Alaska a pie?
― surm, Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:30 (nine years ago)
No. It doesn't even have a crust, does it? Just ice cream in a shell of merengue on cake?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)
lol yes
― surm, Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:42 (nine years ago)
'Just' ice cream in a shell of meringue on a cake. 'Just'.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 25 December 2016 09:29 (nine years ago)
Hahah truthbomb
― surm, Sunday, 25 December 2016 18:48 (nine years ago)
I wanted baked Alaska for Xmas so bad and white Russians!
― surm, Sunday, 25 December 2016 18:49 (nine years ago)
ctrl+F "pancake" 0/0
(was reviewing this for a Pi day work argument)
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:20 (seven years ago)