Twitter C/D

tho the numbers do predate twitter threading so theyre also vestigial

it's fine to have a few thoughts on a topic imo

ive got some thoughts

THREAD

basically i think twitter just needs a way to point to a single tweet and then show everything that person tweeted after that chronologically and you can just jump off when you realize they're off the topic or boring

u post a pic of yr dic

but my threads are about my dick

twitter needs a way to keep my tweets pinned in everybodys feed

twitter needs to make my tweets better

an andy rooney cosplay account is tweeting at me rn jfc

finally my voodoo doll worked

whenever I think of Jeet Heer I think of YAHHH! by Soulja Boy, except the song is called HEER! and the chorus goes about how you'd expect.

jeetship

the tao of jeet kune heer

this all started cuz jeet heer tell em

ive thought a lot about this and i think most tweetstorms are fine however its the ones that start 1/x and don't put a number on it til like 45/45 are the obnoxious ones

fair

alert mh is manthreading

i did it

should have drafted it all out first to proofread and add BUT and MORE EMOTION

this is the worst tweetshower i can recall seeing, i mean come on dude

https://twitter.com/JamesSurowiecki/status/806619518340648961

an andy rooney cosplay account is tweeting at me rn jfc

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yah patton oswalt is pretty tiresome

lol

just saw all this, not sure how kevin k would have much idea about my intelligence anyway - in the case of jeet i'd say self-awareness is a vital part of intelligence, though that's just my opinion.

fwiw i also thought manthreading was a fairly silly way of describing it but the main thrust of the article, that there are lots of really poorly constructed threads, was pretty sound. it's not just political threads either, i'm starting to see people do long threads about their lives or their childhood or something. the fact that jeet calls them "essays" is fairly off too - i'd say a thread on twitter is more similar to a speech or a rant, or a presentation maybe.

these two tweets were a p comprehensive takedown:

https://twitter.com/AlbertBurneko/status/810840899471245312

Somehow a tweet of mine made it into a Twitter Moment™ despite the fact that it didn't have any likes or retweets. (It's accumulated a few since.) Weird.

those are made by people so someone prob just searched the topic and thought it was a good tweet

what was yr good tweet?

People! Imagine.

This was the tweet:
https://twitter.com/jmcunning/status/814483133798240256

lol awesome

Wow, so Morgan Fairchild, Martina Navratilova, and David Fahrenthold himself retweeted it, and now it's my most popular tweet ever.

first xls, then jeopardy, now this? u lead a charmed life

Cory Booker
@CoryBooker

Hate is a prison
And you won't jail me
I'm gunna love you
And
Set us both free.

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/815054471634026496

lol
this has been up for 4+ hours now and he's trying to play it off as intentional???????????

Yes, this is magnificent.

Lmao.

a happy ending after all

hahahaha

basically nobody with a job should be on social media is what I learned

― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto)

what i learned is that spending lots of time on social media is a great pathway to not having a job

LMAO

hooooo boy

the other lesson to draw is perhaps that working from home will always be a bad idea one way or another

the joshtpm saga is hilarious

how in the fuuuuuuck

don't really know how to feel about his attempt to brazen this out and claim he posted the video on purpose

it is brazy

I've watched it upward of fifty times now but I still don't think either of the women is kellyanne conway or w/e

so many replies

ts https://twitter.com/spliced_/status/814874495773278212

decent concept

everyone's missing the point w/ joshtpm... that is obv the sort of tastefully banal vid someone would intentionally select to attempt a risque take, but in order to be able to make that informed selection at all he has outed himself as the wild degenerate porn head

Lindy West: I’ve left Twitter. It is unusable for anyone but trolls, robots and dictators

can someone explain the phenom of people changing their first name to "punished" -- like "Joe Smith" becomes "<Punished> Smith".

Is this a reference to something that i'm missing? it must be.