don't panic, but "SWINE FLU COULD SPREAD GLOBALLY"

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (949 of them)

mrsa is a nightmare as far as nosocomial infections are concerned.

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

guys do we have to quarantine hoos to 1p3???

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

*whew,* okay

We should start our own Dragnet, you & me, of epidemiology good time funventures. I'm just going for an MPH.

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

Oh no! Hoos to thread to check-in and verify this is not true pls.

ENBB, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

i was going to have quesadillas for dinner tonight :/

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

rip hoos, he was mexican not a facemask btw

p?nico (ice cr?m), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

Verify he's not a Mexican?

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

n/a make "spanish" quesadillas--you should be ok

Mr. Que, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

Can I hang out w/ the epidemiological duo just because I find it fascinating even though I might not know much?

ENBB, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

mostly i am interested in spatial epi/medical ecology, but i need to find someone here who will let me study that w/them. also, which dept??? eco, mph, or geography???

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

i can verify--hoos is mexican & he is dying of swine flu

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

Can I call Hoos to make sure he's not a facemask?

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

gbx you are a superstar, and of things even greater than filibusters

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

swine flu can be transmitted via texting and cell phone calls so i would not call hoos no

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

guys btw i own a mexican facemask. it is from la lucha libre and a wealthy mexican gave it to me at a busstop in colorado because i admired it.

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

hoos is so generous

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

sounds like gbx has swine flu as well

Mr. Que, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

See the problem in mexico is the facemasks cover most everything BUT the mouth & nostrils.

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

You would literally be caught dead in one.

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

this thread needs to be quarantined

Mr. Que, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

no it's cool it's five years old and i washed it because when he gave it to me it smelled like vanilla (????)

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

hoos is patient zero for the mexican country ham epidemic btw

p?nico (ice cr?m), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

fuck washing a mask

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

great now there's a strain of mexican flu that makes you smell like vanilla

Mr. Que, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/luchador-pug.jpg

ENBB, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

It also turns you into a dog!

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

rip this thread

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

^ quarantine thread

― ice cr?m, Sunday, April 26, 2009 10:43 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this thread needs to be quarantined

― Mr. Que, Monday, April 27, 2009 3:25 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

btw fyi

p?nico (ice cr?m), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

:-(

ENBB, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

"ps a significant number of people did die from those things'

No. Certainly not significant enough to signify some sort of global "pandemic". The NYC news led off the first 15 minutes of the 11 o clock news last night about a few kids in Queens who had the sniffles. Give me a fucking break.

Bill Magill, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

that's why yr a doctor, Dr. Icey--you're a cutting edge thread wonder

Mr. Que, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

rip hoosteen 4/27/09 never forget (mexican)

sorry for british (country matters), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

This thread has been locked indoors with a a Mexican facemask by an administrator.

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

no one ever heads my pandemic warnings and now they are all dead especially bill magill

p?nico (ice cr?m), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

Way to die, Bill. Sheesh.

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

Pitchfork reporting Warren Fischer from Fischerspooner has been hospitalized with swine flu.

Euler, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

jeez rip bill magill

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

heaven needed a dude who loved hookers and Sabbath

Mr. Que, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

how many deaths will hoos cause 2day

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

third year peds resident just sat down next to me so now i gotta go back to work :(

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

rip evan

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

See Hoos' grim workings live in real time

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

The H in H1N1 is for HOOS

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

HOO FLU

Mr. Que, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

the newspaper article claimed the risk here in belgium was minimal. LIARS.

― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Monday, April 27, 2009 8:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Haven't you noticed yet? There's never any risk, ever.

Train full of dangerous chemicals on fire, everyone close their windows and stay inside, no danger to the population.
Factory exploded, unknown stuff on fire, half a city evacuated, no danger to the population.
Two school children die of meningitis, four others quarantined in special hospital wing, police is looking for classmates extremely urgently, no danger to anyone.

etc

StanM, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://shouldibeworriedaboutswineflu.com/

James Mitchell, Monday, 27 April 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

That's kind of a dick page: 8% mortality rate isn't yr "average" flu. If the message is "don't panic and be hysterical mokes", fine, but it reads a bit like "don't give it a second thought", which is nonsense when the WHO pandemic level's just gone up to 4.

stet, Monday, 27 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

Chuck Grassley knows what's up:
http://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 27 April 2009 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

sorry for british (country matters), Monday, 27 April 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ bad science

xps

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.