why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

make an advert for what?

beer and golf balls obv

― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto)

That's Corona and Titleist!

At least the teacher knows the best thing to do with a Corona is pour it into a jar of golf balls and sand.

- Professor, what does the beer represent?
- I'm glad you asked.

Poor Bugs Bunny roped into this nonsense!

If he'd just brought in a jar of vodka I would believe he was a philosophy professor.

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nKszTf sqAh jaglPs

Even the letters in that book want to get away from that guy. The next image should be letters in the bottom half, with the blank pages of the book now flying away in the top half. etc.

I've filled my fridge with jars of beer and I guess I feel a little better.

Otherwise reasonable people on facebook are now reposting avocado wolfe posts as if they are just regular motivational / ethics memes and I have to stop myself lecturing, say, my dad on a daily basis.

a bunch of people in my feed are sharing this link this week, accompanied by plaintive reflections on the symbolism of the event in this national and global political moment, yet they don't realize the event happened 6 years ago: http://io9.gizmodo.com/5715413/tonight-will-be-the-darkest-night-of-the-past-500-years?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=io9_facebook

ofc the past 500 years have been a cakewalk

xp people are really bad at reading the dates on articles

I wanted to go off on someone (a fb friend's friend, not mine) for sharing crap from some fake news site the other day but when I went to the site it was even worse -- they did have weird accusatory articles, but it was obviously the labor of one or two people. The "Breaking News" section had articles from September and June at the top and people were still sharing them like they just happened, because, again, no one looks at dates

I give up

yea i have posted old shit without noticing too

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shared with the comment 'so true'

er... is there any of 'that' in the first place?

that's me with my schoolyard chums in the bottom picture

Less douchey headwear is a good thing...may be onto something.

It's true and proven: children spanked in the 50s don't turn into teenagers in the 2010s.

looks more like teenagers in the late 90s

Specifically teenagers from a Larry Clark movie

as a teen in the mid-late 90s i relate

a friend was tagged in the video "Funniest Makeup Tutorial I Have Ever Watched OMG HER DAD DID THE VOICEOVER" with 24 OTHER PEOPLE

this dude literally tagged a tenth of his entire friends list for a dumb video

http://i.imgur.com/LCiokuL.jpg

not sure "boat labeled as unsinkable" still carries the cachet that Nay Crumors seems to think it does

Kylo's light saber never sinks

I don't know about this NAYCRUMORS person, but I'm on dry land. It never sinks, either. You don't even get seasick and all drenched with spray.

proposed "floating church" for IJburg

https://nlarchitects.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/floating-church-for-ijburg_hds.jpg

Why not introduce a floating Church?

The cross shaped ‘ship’ would feature a glass roof. As soon as the service starts the ‘cross boat’ could sail off for ultimate concentration, as such hopefully evoking an enhanced religious experience.

Id leave a floater in that church

crucifix boat should add some pontoons for stability since it already has the wings built in.

Not sure ship engines and ocean noise is as conducive to contemplation as he thinks.

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I don't know anything about George Michael. Other than being gay, was he heavily associated with the word "queen"?

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cute

wordplay!

generous

https://www.facebook.com/RadioX/posts/10158101224465604:0

crosspost to rolling albarn is a moron thread

"The Universal" is one of the best ever songs about prozac imo, "when the days they seem to fall through you, well, just let them go" would make a better facebook macro quote (though obv all facebook quote images are bad by definition)

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leaving aside whether or not there is a difference between recreational and prescription drugs, and whether the world was "weird" in the 1960s, albarn is a moron and his songs are shit

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way too many people i don't have negative respect for already posting this 15 minute baloney "this is exactly what's wrong with THIS generation!" ted talk or whatever

i'm watching it because i hate myself and now i hate myself more

It's not about what's "wrong" with them. Also I went in dismissive and it basically described a friend's life.

As a member of the boomer generation, I can assure you that the "everything that's wrong with this generation!" talk reached epic heights, never again to be surpassed, back in 1967 through 1974. It kind of ebbed around the time of Watergate, bcz the older folks just weren't feeling their towering moral superiority quite as much.

boomsplaining

It's not about what's "wrong" with them. Also I went in dismissive and it basically described a friend's life.

― albvivertine, Friday, December 30, 2016 6:57 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i watched the whole thing and it was the same old bullshit it always is, just engineered to infantilize rather than stir outrage as usual

i'm sure it applies to several individuals, it's still built on phony, vague theories that are useless because generations aren't real. after years, now, of hearing dumb bullshit about participation trophies and the evils of cell phones, a lot of people are going to be open to the exact same bullshit positioned in a way that allows them to feel good about themselves. it's still bullshit. any human being that talks in earnest about the psychological damage of participation trophies shouldn't be taken seriously.

boom[splain]ing post.