Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD)

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hah, i had a similar thought when I saw Luna in the uniform during the film... doesn't anyone notice he's like the only officer with a 5 o'clock shadow?

Nhex, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:32 (nine years ago)

ha yeah me too re the re-scanned footage, just assumed it was pre-shot Cushing footage because you know They Can Do Anything These Days.

piscesx, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:44 (nine years ago)

Do you think when George Lucas saw this and a couple characters were referred to as "guardians of the whills" that he shit his pants

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 01:15 (nine years ago)

Yeah, and "Kyber Crystals" tossed around

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 19 December 2016 02:18 (nine years ago)

and "the senate"

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 December 2016 02:22 (nine years ago)

hey buddy this version of the senate is the one that gets dissolved in the 1977 film, none of that actual democratic stuff

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:04 (nine years ago)

<3

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 December 2016 03:19 (nine years ago)

https://youtu.be/3HRiRy-gooo

here is the cast acting like goofballs with your buddy Ben doing good Star Wars nerd work

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:26 (nine years ago)

Why does Darth Vader live in Mordor?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 19 December 2016 04:14 (nine years ago)

Castle sold for cheap after Sauron bailed

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 19 December 2016 04:37 (nine years ago)

ok that was p fun

<3 u Ben

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 December 2016 04:38 (nine years ago)

Vader's base being on the planet where his worst enemy, that traitor Kenobi, diced him up for bbq

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 04:43 (nine years ago)

Well to be fair cultivating and drawing upon feelings of anger and revenge are part of what the Sith do, so Vader building a castle near the site where he suffered the defeat that made him who he is makes a kind of sense

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Monday, 19 December 2016 06:41 (nine years ago)

Also it just looks cool

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Monday, 19 December 2016 06:43 (nine years ago)

http://m.ign.com/articles/2016/12/17/rogue-one-whatas-the-deal-with-darth-vaderas-castle

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 19 December 2016 07:15 (nine years ago)

I hope this movie ends with them making an emergency landing on the crawl that starts New Hope.

pretty much!

orifex, Monday, 19 December 2016 07:45 (nine years ago)

best thing abt this movie is how much it enhances the viewing of ANH, imo - eg there are new layers to every bit of dialogue spoken by Imperial officers. And Vader seems even more menacing in the first few scenes now that you know exactly how pissed off he was.

Exhibit A on how to make a prequel, basically.

Roz, Monday, 19 December 2016 09:59 (nine years ago)

they have to do a stand alone that fits between ANH and ESB next.

piscesx, Monday, 19 December 2016 11:01 (nine years ago)

.. on Hoth.

piscesx, Monday, 19 December 2016 11:01 (nine years ago)

That's one of the few non-film periods that's covered by the new canon, so I wouldn't hold your breath.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 December 2016 11:11 (nine years ago)

Totally didn't realize that Riz Ahmed was Jake Gyllenhaal's poor doomed assistant in Nightcrawler.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 14:08 (nine years ago)

also the star of HBO's The Night Of

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 19 December 2016 14:20 (nine years ago)

yeah "poor doomed" is a pretty accurate modifier for every Riz Ahmed character going back to Four Lions

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 December 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)

best thing abt this movie is how much it enhances the viewing of ANH, imo - eg there are new layers to every bit of dialogue spoken by Imperial officers. And Vader seems even more menacing in the first few scenes now that you know exactly how pissed off he was.

Exhibit A on how to make a prequel, basically.

otm. This was a movie made by someone who obviously loves Star Wars, and had the facility to make this story seem authentic, and completely a part of he existing SW universe. And yet also somehow not seem retro and fan-fiction-ish. Pretty amazing, really.

Did you guys read the bits about Disney supposedly wanting to downplay this movie? Still not sure what to make of that, if true.

Dominique, Monday, 19 December 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)

so you're going to make a bunch of new characters and we can't put them in infinitely more pieces of side media because they all die? what the heck!

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:02 (nine years ago)

I bet at least one of them will turn up in the Han Solo movie

Number None, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:03 (nine years ago)

kind of curious how they're going to shoehorn in r2d2

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)

I was actually thinking they could try to make a movie of what happens during the time Jyn is with Saw Gerrera -- but yeah, maybe they were just pissed it couldn't be built upon. Too bad, I rank it as the best SW movie since Jedi (which is how RYM has it at the moment too).

Dominique, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)

Saw yesterday that they're bringing Saw Gerrera onto SW Rebels, so that at least will be cool. That'll be three different media he's shown up in -- Clone Wars, Rogue One and Rebels.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)

best thing abt this movie is how much it enhances the viewing of ANH, imo

Agree with this, much more than I expected. It's a proper prequel, not adding unnecessary mythology, but expanding and enriching the story as we know/knew it.

(The Dracula's Castle bit was pretty silly, I admit. I think people on volcanic Vader duty got the short end of the stick compared to the troopers stationed in the Maldives.)

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:22 (nine years ago)

i like the idea that vader has a bachelor pad on the planet where his best friend and mentor cut his limbs off and set him on fire. it's metal as fuck imo

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)

nice parallel to Kylo Ren's Vader shrine too. Dark side dudes are basically just eternally sulky teenagers

Number None, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)

yeah if there's any place kylo ren is going to try to hang out if he gets a chance, it's grandpa's super metal volcano pad

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:36 (nine years ago)

Saw Gerrera

please tell me this is not an actual character name

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)

that is forest whitaker's character's name. so sorry.

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:38 (nine years ago)

Better Call Saw

in theatres December 2020

Number None, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:40 (nine years ago)

"Quick, get me a rebel character name that sounds like Che Guavera!"
"How about ... Saw Gerrera?"
"Perfect!"

Vader Castle totally likehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Luminiferous.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:40 (nine years ago)

Saw Luzah

nashwan, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)

Watch Dominguez

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)

ball-peen lopez

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)

nice parallel to Kylo Ren's Vader shrine too. Dark side dudes are basically just eternally sulky teenagers

Emo Kylo Ren ‏@KyloR3n Dec 16

there is nothing worse than when you are watching a stirring tribute to young Darth Vader
and then someone has photoshopped in your mom

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:50 (nine years ago)

eternally sulky teenagers

know your audience

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)

We can't all be Captain Sunshine like you.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc2kFk5M9x4

some fair points.

piscesx, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)

They manage to refer to the non-Anglo characters not by their real names or character names but as "Guy McAccent" and "two Chinese guys." Outstanding.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)

i thought this was a fun star wars movie :)

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 December 2016 19:11 (nine years ago)

I disagree with their premise. I thought this one succeeded specifically *because* of all the connections to A New Hope. Whereas The Force Awakens felt redundant, because it *was* A New Hope.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)

another, newer hope

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:29 (nine years ago)

I liked this more than they did, but I generally agree with their points. I don't agree though that this proves that you can't try something new with Star Wars films.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 19 December 2016 19:31 (nine years ago)

In general I like those guys, or their observations, but I think they were pretty inconsistent about what was good and bad based on whether it was new or redundant. Because this takes place literally right before A New Hope, of course there is going to be a ton of familiar stuff. Lack of Vader, or Cushing, or even R2D2/C3PO/Leah would be conspicuous, as would lack of giant laser ships and Death Star, etc. I do agree they could have done more with characters, given them some more depth, but I'm not sure how much depth Luke or Han or Leah had to begin with, they're just iconic roles reenforced by decades of fandom (in the proud tradition of b-movies). But, like, neither Fisher nor Hamill were particularly charismatic or good actors. They're carried by Ford, who *is* charismatic and a good (especially comedic) actor.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:40 (nine years ago)


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