why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXRCJbAYqe0

I hate this.

Two people have sent it to me because I studied philosophy.

it does make me want to kill whoever made it a little bit

i mean that's a reasonable amount of effort getting shitty actors together and everything else to make an advert for what?

that was literally a popular chain meme that has probably been posted in this thread in some form, and some doofus made a video of it

why does the video itself have to take up 4% of the alotted YT space

i remember the original meme but why the hell did somebody think it needed filming? it's like a religious recruitment video but the religion is vapidity

what a waste of beer

I'm just angry that anybody thinks that's what a philosophy lecture is like.

Everyone knows the exam consists solely of 'is this a question?'

Is this the same prof who assigned the exam question "Why?" and gave an A to the answer "Because"?

make an advert for what?

beer and golf balls obv

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz_p8PcWEAA36M9.jpg

make an advert for what?

beer and golf balls obv

― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto)

That's Corona and Titleist!

At least the teacher knows the best thing to do with a Corona is pour it into a jar of golf balls and sand.

- Professor, what does the beer represent?
- I'm glad you asked.

Poor Bugs Bunny roped into this nonsense!

If he'd just brought in a jar of vodka I would believe he was a philosophy professor.

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Even the letters in that book want to get away from that guy. The next image should be letters in the bottom half, with the blank pages of the book now flying away in the top half. etc.

I've filled my fridge with jars of beer and I guess I feel a little better.

Otherwise reasonable people on facebook are now reposting avocado wolfe posts as if they are just regular motivational / ethics memes and I have to stop myself lecturing, say, my dad on a daily basis.

a bunch of people in my feed are sharing this link this week, accompanied by plaintive reflections on the symbolism of the event in this national and global political moment, yet they don't realize the event happened 6 years ago: http://io9.gizmodo.com/5715413/tonight-will-be-the-darkest-night-of-the-past-500-years?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=io9_facebook

ofc the past 500 years have been a cakewalk

xp people are really bad at reading the dates on articles

I wanted to go off on someone (a fb friend's friend, not mine) for sharing crap from some fake news site the other day but when I went to the site it was even worse -- they did have weird accusatory articles, but it was obviously the labor of one or two people. The "Breaking News" section had articles from September and June at the top and people were still sharing them like they just happened, because, again, no one looks at dates

I give up

yea i have posted old shit without noticing too

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shared with the comment 'so true'

er... is there any of 'that' in the first place?

that's me with my schoolyard chums in the bottom picture

Less douchey headwear is a good thing...may be onto something.

It's true and proven: children spanked in the 50s don't turn into teenagers in the 2010s.

looks more like teenagers in the late 90s

Specifically teenagers from a Larry Clark movie

as a teen in the mid-late 90s i relate

a friend was tagged in the video "Funniest Makeup Tutorial I Have Ever Watched OMG HER DAD DID THE VOICEOVER" with 24 OTHER PEOPLE

this dude literally tagged a tenth of his entire friends list for a dumb video

http://i.imgur.com/LCiokuL.jpg

not sure "boat labeled as unsinkable" still carries the cachet that Nay Crumors seems to think it does

Kylo's light saber never sinks

I don't know about this NAYCRUMORS person, but I'm on dry land. It never sinks, either. You don't even get seasick and all drenched with spray.

proposed "floating church" for IJburg

https://nlarchitects.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/floating-church-for-ijburg_hds.jpg

Why not introduce a floating Church?

The cross shaped ‘ship’ would feature a glass roof. As soon as the service starts the ‘cross boat’ could sail off for ultimate concentration, as such hopefully evoking an enhanced religious experience.

Id leave a floater in that church

crucifix boat should add some pontoons for stability since it already has the wings built in.

Not sure ship engines and ocean noise is as conducive to contemplation as he thinks.

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I don't know anything about George Michael. Other than being gay, was he heavily associated with the word "queen"?

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cute

wordplay!

generous