Things you were shockingly old when you learned

I have a weak bladder, so I always prefer aisle seats, it's awkward to wake up some random person who's trying to sleep so I can pee.

if you pee on them they will prob wake up too

F

I thought 10cc was either a punk band or krautrock until like 3 months ago

I used to think if you had an acoustic guitar,

John belushi would smash it

and i would applaud him

That time Colin Hay was on Scrubs

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2945187/dr-cox-pulls-a-belushi-o.gif

I learned very recently that Vancouver is all the way out west... I just thought it was close to Toronto or something. idk fuck

And the weird part is that you live in Etobicoke.

i learned that "Toonrot" is an anagram for Toronto

Vancouver is Canadian Seattle. Or vice versa

Only figured out upon hearing it today (probably because I never paid anything but peripheral attention to the song before) that Adam Duritz is the second voice on '6th Avenue Heartache'.

Yeah, I don't really care, either.

now I hate the song twice as much, thanks

Vancouver is Canadian San Diego, if you think about it.

I learned two months ago that peanuts aren't nuts.

I learned very recently that Vancouver is all the way out west... I just thought it was close to Toronto or something. idk fuck
― flappy bird, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 7:03 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't know Vancouver was on the Pacific til I was 27.

Vancouver is undoubtedly canadian seattle

I heard about it as Vancouver being Canadian San Francisco as in arty bohemian magnet some years ago. I think reflected in music scene etc.
But not sure who from there beyond My Indole Ring and Subhumans during different eras.

at least we're all agreeing it's like some other west coast city

It's like the Joplin, Mo. of British Columbia.

I just now found out that Mickey and Minnie are boyfriend and girlfriend, not brother and sister

they're both

fuckin mice mannnn

theyre also postsexual btw

i can't remember the last time i saw an actual mickey mouse cartoon. when was the last one made? *goes to wiki*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_and_the_Roadster_Racers

There was one of those 3-D computer-generated shows starring the Mouse. Soundtrack by They Might Be Giants

Annnoyed me at :59 how fast the characters disappeared from them leaving the gate to when the camera pans to its wide shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xGHrjXH9Gk

That the power on/off symbols '|' and 'O' come from the binary system, 1 and 0. This knowledge helps enormously to keep the two apart.

It took me ages to learn which is which. I think this is because I have a memory of shutting down a television set when I was young, you'd see this fading flash that, in our case, resembled '|'. So I always thought that meant 'off', and O seemed logical to me to mean 'on', in an open circuit kind of way.

It never even occurred to me. I just thought it was a cool symbol.

a lot of these symbols that are just 'symbols' on the surface are actually quite logical. Like the divide-by sign (a dot, above a line, above a dot - can't find it on a modern keyboard) is just a representation of what you'd do with long division.

That makes sense. But to me '|' feels way more like 'closed', or off, than O which feels open or on. But it's the other way around.

that americans think michael flateley is irish

michael flateley is the most american least irish person in the world

Most American Irish are more likely to have predominate DNA/family history that hails from the fjords, brits or the Nazis, you can't blame them for trying really.

look i wouldnt blame eddie murphy for chancing his arm cos its an honour and a privilege but cmon now

gis'ing michael flateley almost made me sick to the stomach

this guy even looks like the epitome of cheese

no need to see a moving version of him

movement his best feature tbftty

will take yer word for it

35 taps per second.

'mericah, fuck yeah.

tranquilizer right to the buttocksll do im good

amputation wld be too harsh a punishment

i only found out that michael flatley was american a few years ago

http://www.laineygossip.com/Content/images/articles/flatley%20apr06.jpg

he is a revolting looking man. very hard to look at

Vancouver is the Canadian Large Bellingham

gis'ing michael flateley almost made me sick to the stomach

this guy even looks like the epitome of cheese

no need to see a moving version of him

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:45

he is a revolting looking man. very hard to look at

― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:52

Why so mean?

Vancouver is the Canadian Large Bellingham

― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, January 19, 2017 3:56 PM (fifty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is cruel

he sports that e! entertainment tonight look thats why

xp

Just seems unnecessary

It's absolutely necessary, compellingly so.

hes like an andre rieu michal bolton lovechild playing a mad max villain for a beauty pageant i dunno how you expect positivity