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Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, 12 December 2016 19:55 (nine years ago)

jfc did you suffer a head wound recently?

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 15:05 (nine years ago)

im a lapsed catholic and wasnt even aware he posted but thats no way to address jfc imo

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 17:40 (nine years ago)

i thought it was just the hands and ankles?

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

whatever the case the man needs medical help, someone get him down from there

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 19:39 (nine years ago)

i mean strictly speaking he hated children iirc unless he could classify them as nymphets but you know

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 19:40 (nine years ago)

Maybe if she hadn't given her son such a stupid name?

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)

it would just be very bad if i said how i actually feel about that

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 11:03 (nine years ago)

limey loi jaggergarten

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 19:09 (nine years ago)

I like that guy but hate everything about him

fgti, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 23:37 (nine years ago)

(not referring to jagger or garten)

fgti, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 23:37 (nine years ago)

who can know the mind of athena

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 23:44 (nine years ago)

i couldn't take the bickering so i got drunk and then came back here. turns out even drunk i can't take it.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 15 December 2016 01:11 (nine years ago)

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder201/500x/65979201.jpg

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:34 (nine years ago)

24hr ago I had thought this was getting tiresome & embarrassing but I changed my mind now I really really want you guys to still be doing this on Christmas morning

forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Sunday, 18 December 2016 10:38 (nine years ago)

surely that will be difficult for the one team

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 December 2016 11:15 (nine years ago)

This is hands down the worst thread on ILX every year

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 18 December 2016 18:19 (nine years ago)

nobody's asking you to be interested in the Premiership dude

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 December 2016 18:21 (nine years ago)

fuck me, how could any thread be possibly worse than that infernal Clinton apologist shitfest?

calzino, Sunday, 18 December 2016 19:17 (nine years ago)

we really should poll this

sarahell, Monday, 19 December 2016 01:08 (nine years ago)

Looks like your idea's a flop, son

ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 19 December 2016 11:17 (nine years ago)

Soul to squeeze

JoeStork, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)

tbrr, "Soul to Squeeze" as a youtube embed would have been the best first response of all time

memories of a cruller (unregistered), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 00:23 (nine years ago)

its a hobby

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 01:01 (nine years ago)

i will end up in jail for beating the ever living fuck out of some fat idiot with a molon labe screensaver seated next to me on a plane

will, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 01:37 (nine years ago)

it won't keep him, similarly, from being remembered as kind of a lousy president

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:33 (nine years ago)

wow, can't believe i'll see a better argument today

mookieproof, Friday, 23 December 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)

don't think I've ever FP'd someone for a bad joke before but

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 23 December 2016 16:32 (nine years ago)

Shd've known when neo-fascism reached ILX it'd be neo-grammar-fascism first

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 December 2016 19:24 (nine years ago)

you have to admit it would be kinda fucking funny if he died right now

r|t|c, Friday, 23 December 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)

If that's for the thread I think it is then A plus plus, top level

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 December 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)

Sweet, I was hoping there'd be some tasteful prying and speculation in here soon

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 December 2016 00:49 (nine years ago)

otm but dear god i really have to restrain myself from posting the post nv is referring to and the ensuing post to the out of context thread

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Monday, 26 December 2016 00:51 (nine years ago)

primness around dead celebrity is weird guys, resist it

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Monday, 26 December 2016 00:54 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-eN1W8BP0

a but (brimstead), Monday, 26 December 2016 22:21 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wveW9Tw2JKE

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:20 (nine years ago)

fred?

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:34 (nine years ago)

I got ya furtive nips right heah

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:52 (nine years ago)

no actors were MVPs in those films, that's the grief talkin'

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)

co-worker: Hammond Organ in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's an electro-mechanical musical keyboard instrument and not Richard Hammond's junk>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

let it go let it go let it go (snoball), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 18:34 (nine years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SEyVjMQe39I/AAAAAAAAOTI/GS9yXLejBsE/w1200-h630-p-nu/Deep+Thoughts+logo.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)

glad you guys are standing against the Don in as Reaganite a way as possible

fits in nicely w/ the Jedi arrested development syndrome

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 December 2016 15:02 (nine years ago)

c'mon 2016 death harvest, at least one more standing prick to take out of the game before you clock off.

calzino, Friday, 30 December 2016 15:32 (nine years ago)

The routine polite applauseis surreal, seeing a dude carted off *lying down* eeeiuuggjgghjjj

a but (brimstead), Sunday, 1 January 2017 23:37 (nine years ago)

Applauseis

a but (brimstead), Sunday, 1 January 2017 23:37 (nine years ago)

god of showing appreciation with hands

a but (brimstead), Sunday, 1 January 2017 23:38 (nine years ago)

every time you call it A New Hope, George wins

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:56 (nine years ago)

every time a bell rings, George Will's scrotum sings

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:14 (nine years ago)


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