yeah I'm hoping someone buys me the reductress book for christmas (they won't)
― kinder, Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:07 (nine years ago)
reductress is a good twitter follow solely for the levels of Not Getting It it engenders
― goole, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:57 (nine years ago)
love to read a reductress tweet and feel wickedly burned
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:51 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/AfYQTcK.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 3 February 2017 10:47 (nine years ago)
LOL
And I found these ones absolutely hilarious:http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-times-speed-stick-had-ask-george-lucas-stop-buyi-5365http://www.clickhole.com/article/historic-discovery-archaeologists-have-uncovered-c-5298
― ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 3 February 2017 18:54 (nine years ago)
There are no more facts about football.
― I Am In Atlanta And Thug Is Young (imago), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:08 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/government-chaos-donald-trump-signed-executive-ord-5415
― Number None, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:40 (nine years ago)
should have been 'hen fap'
― mookieproof, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:41 (nine years ago)
The Power Of Love: This Woman Gave Up Her Lifelong Dream Of Being A Painter To Marry Someone Who Thinks Art Is Dumb
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 21 February 2017 18:18 (nine years ago)
a curious thing
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 21 February 2017 19:37 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5Smy38VYAA2PPP.jpg:small
― goole, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 21:14 (nine years ago)
xref too much time on ilx
― softie (silby), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 21:21 (nine years ago)
lol
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 23:10 (nine years ago)
cruft
― sktsh, Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:17 (nine years ago)
lmao goole
― k3vin k., Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:32 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/51ehKMs.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aHvwZ3V.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:19 (nine years ago)
Their forthcoming spoof science show looks extremely not good, and I say this as someone who kinda liked Look Around You
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:06 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/ice-agent-best-part-my-job-getting-work-children-5737
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:12 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/artist-reimagined-game-thrones-characters-babies-u-5669
losing my shit
― na (NA), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 19:39 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/powerful-pringles-has-unveiled-line-damp-chips-won-5938
― nomar, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 23:36 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/njr1UBA.png
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:39 (nine years ago)
Holy shit, y'all, go to ClickHole today
― Bio-Digital Jezza (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 15:17 (nine years ago)
this is so good
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 17 May 2017 16:20 (nine years ago)
I don't even have a daughter and I'm scared of Ahmed
― imago, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 16:30 (nine years ago)
Their recent Red Lobster song was out of this world btw
This is a photo of Clinton and Barack Obama watching a live feed of a top-secret Navy SEAL raid in which the mastermind behind the Towergate attacks, Osama bin Laden, was shot dead in his own home. In other words, you’ve got two of the most powerful people on the planet overseeing a mission to silence the one man in the world who knew the full truth about Towergate and could expose it to the masses. Now he’s dead, and we’ll never hear the whole story. How convenient.
― goole, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:05 (nine years ago)
I was about to tweet "give me Patriothole or give me death" and then I looked at those words in that sequence again
― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:11 (nine years ago)
http://reductress.com/post/6-decorative-bowls-perfect-for-when-he-asks-where-do-you-want-me-to-cum/
― goole, Thursday, 18 May 2017 18:38 (nine years ago)
the tags
― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Thursday, 18 May 2017 18:55 (nine years ago)
reductress has been hitting them out of the park:
http://reductress.com/post/the-5-hottest-guys-in-the-handmaids-tale-you-didnt-even-notice-because-thats-not-what-its-about-jesus-christ/
http://reductress.com/post/how-i-lost-45-pounds-by-making-my-teen-daughter-freaky-friday-me/
― pplains, Thursday, 18 May 2017 23:56 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/godspeed-sir-steve-bannon-bravely-walking-desert-f-6004
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 19 May 2017 21:48 (nine years ago)
cannibal lobster man
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 19 May 2017 21:55 (nine years ago)
http://reductress.com/post/how-to-be-a-work-who-sometimes-womans/
― scott seward, Friday, 19 May 2017 21:57 (nine years ago)
oh my god
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 May 2017 22:15 (nine years ago)
http://reductress.com/post/registered-sex-offender-only-screening-of-manhattan-sells-out-in-under-five-minutes/
― goole, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:13 (nine years ago)
http://reductress.com/post/study-measures-self-esteem-based-on-whether-youd-date-beetlejuice/
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:43 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/technical-troubles-amazons-new-delivery-drones-won-6068
― evol j, Thursday, 1 June 2017 20:15 (nine years ago)
^ lolll
― it me, Friday, 2 June 2017 22:49 (nine years ago)
great pic
― nxd, Friday, 2 June 2017 23:00 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/pr-nightmare-zales-has-apologized-after-debuting-e-6155
― evol j, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 20:18 (nine years ago)
Today is head writer @jamieabrew's last day at ClickHole, so please join me in celebrating some of his masterpieces: https://t.co/WZXiO2YDdV— Dan Abromowitz (@AnnDabromowitz) June 23, 2017
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)
Hey, that Clickhole writer is the Object Dreams guy! Cool.
― JRN, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)
I have enjoyed so many of those.
― a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)
oh shit, his writing style is peerless and so distinctive
― imago, Friday, 23 June 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)
unless they all write like that
― imago, Friday, 23 June 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-badly-are-you-ripping-city-des-moines-5656
hitting pretty close to home, here
― mh, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)
their youtube videos are amazing
my top 5 would be something like
1. if you don't think you have any racial prejudices you better watch this video2. red lobster advert3. halfwit idiot peels orange at wife's funeral LONG VERSION NO SOUND4. how to change your linkedin to announce your dad is sick5. bribe for doctor
― imago, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)
Share to honor this hero. pic.twitter.com/541uiVZkfp— PatriotHole (@PatriotHole) July 25, 2017
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)
ahaha
― imago, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)