why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (21076 of them)

old men who can only parse the world through kids' pop culture

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 04:09 (nine years ago)

~If you'd refuse to retire from Rollerball at the peak of your career despite intense pressure from Energy Corporation
~If you'd help one of the other Wacky Races drivers defeat Dick Dastardly

Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 10:46 (nine years ago)

~And- which is more- you'll be a man, my son

Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 10:47 (nine years ago)

been wondering what Gary Glitter was up to these days

soref, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)

Major disconnect between message and image.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14650085_326017834432962_7751529619386692926_n.jpg?oh=193a37711c56e6f283e4e408044dd1b3&oe=58BB2194

nickn, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 17:58 (nine years ago)

- Bob Marley

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

I will act like a petulant toddler throwing a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store if I want to, as long as I don't kick or bite anyone.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)

I'm hating the artist things less than the gross food preparation videos that seem to plague facebook these days

badg, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:41 (nine years ago)

^ i HATE those

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 01:56 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzP_YuuW8AA2PZP.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 9 December 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)

Mark and Bill really need to their fashion game

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2016 18:47 (nine years ago)

*need to up their fashion game

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2016 18:48 (nine years ago)

ah so THAT's why they don't teach how to love in schools

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)

thank god i taught myself medicine so if i'm ever in a car accident or get cancer i won't have to be dependent on the fuckin' government to look after me - i can set my own broken bones and administer my own intensive chemotherapy regimen

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:32 (nine years ago)

well if you'd purified your water those things wouldn't have happened, obv

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:54 (nine years ago)

http://66.media.tumblr.com/0bf646783745082ed1226f7278f8adcb/tumblr_n80pzdifl21qg4blro4_500.gif

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:58 (nine years ago)

don't they have home ec in America?

kinder, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp_F6uWQAE90hP.jpg

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Saturday, 17 December 2016 05:43 (nine years ago)

It's amazing the picture you can paint of an individual's lifestyle and beliefs from a single meme.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 17 December 2016 08:17 (nine years ago)

this is word porn, i guess
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15230839_940293779439792_1868990830704959742_n.jpg?oh=ca019ea9be356845835371a287d34bb4&oe=58EC9FE0

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:24 (nine years ago)

it took just 10 seconds for that guy to stab me in the face and i wasted the whole day fretting about it

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)

What if it was the same person who stole $10 from you each day, every time you saw them?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:31 (nine years ago)

reading that macro took more than 10 seconds out of my day

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:21 (nine years ago)

and I'm still pissed about it

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:21 (nine years ago)

I dunno, you could get some pretty sweet revenge for $86390.

jmm, Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:55 (nine years ago)

candidate for worst thing i've ever posted in this thread

https://s24.postimg.org/phbdcjs2d/lol.jpg

qualx, Sunday, 18 December 2016 07:18 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXRCJbAYqe0

I hate this.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 18 December 2016 08:42 (nine years ago)

Two people have sent it to me because I studied philosophy.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 18 December 2016 08:43 (nine years ago)

it does make me want to kill whoever made it a little bit

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 December 2016 09:08 (nine years ago)

i mean that's a reasonable amount of effort getting shitty actors together and everything else to make an advert for what?

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 December 2016 09:09 (nine years ago)

that was literally a popular chain meme that has probably been posted in this thread in some form, and some doofus made a video of it

why does the video itself have to take up 4% of the alotted YT space

qualx, Sunday, 18 December 2016 10:21 (nine years ago)

i remember the original meme but why the hell did somebody think it needed filming? it's like a religious recruitment video but the religion is vapidity

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 December 2016 10:34 (nine years ago)

what a waste of beer

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 18 December 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)

I'm just angry that anybody thinks that's what a philosophy lecture is like.

emil.y, Sunday, 18 December 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)

Everyone knows the exam consists solely of 'is this a question?'

kinder, Sunday, 18 December 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)

Is this the same prof who assigned the exam question "Why?" and gave an A to the answer "Because"?

jmm, Sunday, 18 December 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)

make an advert for what?

beer and golf balls obv

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Sunday, 18 December 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz_p8PcWEAA36M9.jpg

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 19 December 2016 00:40 (nine years ago)

make an advert for what?

beer and golf balls obv

― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto)

That's Corona and Titleist!

nickn, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:43 (nine years ago)

At least the teacher knows the best thing to do with a Corona is pour it into a jar of golf balls and sand.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 13:13 (nine years ago)

- Professor, what does the beer represent?
- I'm glad you asked.

the pinefox, Monday, 19 December 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)

Poor Bugs Bunny roped into this nonsense!

the pinefox, Monday, 19 December 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)

If he'd just brought in a jar of vodka I would believe he was a philosophy professor.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Monday, 19 December 2016 13:20 (nine years ago)

nKszTf sqAh jaglPs

how's life, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)

Even the letters in that book want to get away from that guy. The next image should be letters in the bottom half, with the blank pages of the book now flying away in the top half. etc.

larry appleton, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)

I've filled my fridge with jars of beer and I guess I feel a little better.

Evan, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)

Otherwise reasonable people on facebook are now reposting avocado wolfe posts as if they are just regular motivational / ethics memes and I have to stop myself lecturing, say, my dad on a daily basis.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:35 (nine years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.