please
― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link
he's an ol' dirty bastard
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link
"Ben Carnon the Ghostface Killah of Cabinet picks"
okay fuck this
― ¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link
are you being serious al? i kinda assumed that was a gag. What would that even mean?
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/06/politics/panel-goes-off-the-rails-a-pundit-compares-carson-to-wu-tang-clans-ghostface-killah-cnntv/
who the hell considers Ghostface the leader of the Wu-Tang Clan?
― evol j, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
Times has changed and life is strange
― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
unless you are in an airport bar or on a treadmill, watching CNN is just the worst option
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses)
I had to check my contact lenses after seeing it
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
i'm not sure what satire would even look like anymore
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link
A thought I've had numerous times in the past month.
― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link
We live in a post-satire era. Come January, Trump will officially begin eating children.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link
@realDonaldTrumpBoeing is building a brand new 747 Air Force One for future presidents, but costs are out of control, more than $4 billion. Cancel order!
Donald Trump's Tuesday morning criticism of Boeing closely followed the publishing of a story in which the aerospace giant's CEO expressed concerns about the trade agenda Trump has backed.The Chicago Tribune published a column Tuesday morning which included Boeing CEO Dennis Muilenburg's recent comments arguing that free trade is a crucial part of the U.S. economy. Boeing has a lucrative jet business in China.
The Chicago Tribune published a column Tuesday morning which included Boeing CEO Dennis Muilenburg's recent comments arguing that free trade is a crucial part of the U.S. economy. Boeing has a lucrative jet business in China.
Boeing Statement on Air Force OneCHICAGO, Dec. 6, 2016 /PRNewswire/ -- Boeing (NYSE: BA) today issued the following statement regarding the Air Force One program:"We are currently under contract for $170 million to help determine the capabilities of these complex military aircraft that serve the unique requirements of the President of the United States. We look forward to working with the U.S. Air Force on subsequent phases of the program allowing us to deliver the best planes for the President at the best value for the American taxpayer."Contact: Todd BlecherCommunications
CHICAGO, Dec. 6, 2016 /PRNewswire/ -- Boeing (NYSE: BA) today issued the following statement regarding the Air Force One program:
"We are currently under contract for $170 million to help determine the capabilities of these complex military aircraft that serve the unique requirements of the President of the United States. We look forward to working with the U.S. Air Force on subsequent phases of the program allowing us to deliver the best planes for the President at the best value for the American taxpayer."
Contact:
Todd BlecherCommunications
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/12/06/did-donald-trump-tank-boeings-stock-because-he-was-mad-about-a-news-article/?utm_term=.7899e551b437
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link
look at the replies to this tweet
https://twitter.com/carparkrecords/status/781559306961293312
look at them
― goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link
I don't get it
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link
they think all ages shows are pedo rings
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link
that's what I thought after staring at those colors for a few minutes.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link
look i was gone all last week, did you guys not do pizzagate
― goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link
@carparkrecords @cometpingpong @MADEIRA_MUSIC I bind you in the name of JESUS
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link
al: http://www.newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson/the-age-of-donald-trump-and-pizzagate
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link
no I know about #pizzagate. I couldn't understand the Tweets at first.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link
In fairness, that's a good thing visa vis your mental health.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link
xpost Probably because they're the incomprehensible ravings of people that somehow shit through their fingers onto keyboards.
― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link
I had PizzaGate explained to me at a baby shower.
btw Gore did get face time w/ the Yam himself, said it was "an extremely interesting conversation"
Trump appears to be quite canny at saying whatever the person he's talking to wants to hear and making a favorable first impression
I should've been clearer: Gore's words were so deliberately opaque they might just as well be translated as "We're fucked."
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link
PizzagateFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaPizzagate may refer to:Pizzagate, pizza thrown at former football manager and player Sir Alex Ferguson by an Arsenal Football Club player in the 2004 "Battle of the Buffet"Pizzagate, a 2016 conspiracy theory falsely claiming the existence of a child trafficking ring involving the Washington, D.C. restaurant Comet Ping Pong
Pizzagate, pizza thrown at former football manager and player Sir Alex Ferguson by an Arsenal Football Club player in the 2004 "Battle of the Buffet"Pizzagate, a 2016 conspiracy theory falsely claiming the existence of a child trafficking ring involving the Washington, D.C. restaurant Comet Ping Pong
― jmm, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link
for my money this is the best one:
Chris R. Baxter @ChrisRBax Nov 26@carparkrecords @MADEIRA_MUSIC @cometpingpong Change your posters, entertainment & themes to a normalized less perverse manner.
― goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link
@FixtheDebtLeon Panetta warns Trump to address the national deficit and debt
@tinyrevolution Glad to see top Democrats are rolling out their "Lose Every State in 2020" initiative
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link
Donald J. TrumpVerified account@realDonaldTrumpDeparting New York with General James 'Mad Dog' Mattis for tonight's rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina! See you soon! #ThankYouTour2016
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/dem-rep-thinks-trump-selected-james-mattis-for-defense-secretary-because-of-mad-dog-nickname/
reading the twitter leaves I had literally the exact thought as this guy
― iatee, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link
@blakehounshellTrump Tower is advertising Secret Service protection as a hot new amenity —>
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/trump-tower-secret-service-amenities-232216
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link
unreal
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link
running the country like a business
― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link
thats what we need
so is hope hicks going to the be press secretary? i still have never seen her on tv.
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/article/kid-rock-making-pro-trump-shirts-because-fuck-you-246979
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link
http://img.cdn2.wmgecom.com/media/catalog/product/cache/53/small_image/360x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/c/screen_shot_2016-12-04_at_10.17.14_pm.png
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link
http://img.cdn2.wmgecom.com/media/catalog/product/cache/53/image/1200x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/c/screen_shot_2016-12-04_at_10.17.33_pm_2.png
The New York Observer, a newspaper owned by Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, published an opinion piece Friday calling for the FBI to launch a coordinated crackdown on nationwide anti-Trump protests, mobilizations and recount efforts.Titled “Comey’s FBI Needs to Investigate Violent Democratic Tantrums,” the article was written by Austin Bay, a retired U.S. Army Reserve colonel and adjunct professor at the University of Texas in Austin.Kushner, who is married to Ivanka Trump, purchased a majority stake in the New York Observer in 2006 for roughly $10 million and currently operates as the outlet’s publisher.Bay’s opinion piece appeals to FBI director James Comey to “conduct a detailed investigation into the violence and political thuggery that continue to mar the presidential election’s aftermath,” including a “thorough probe of the protests—to include possible ties to organizations demanding vote recounts.”“The hard left’s violent reaction to Donald Trump’s election is vile and dangerous,” writes Bay. “Peaceful protests? No, the demonstrators vandalize and destroy. They have two goals: intimidating people and sustaining the mainstream media lie that Donald Trump is dangerous.”
Titled “Comey’s FBI Needs to Investigate Violent Democratic Tantrums,” the article was written by Austin Bay, a retired U.S. Army Reserve colonel and adjunct professor at the University of Texas in Austin.
Kushner, who is married to Ivanka Trump, purchased a majority stake in the New York Observer in 2006 for roughly $10 million and currently operates as the outlet’s publisher.
Bay’s opinion piece appeals to FBI director James Comey to “conduct a detailed investigation into the violence and political thuggery that continue to mar the presidential election’s aftermath,” including a “thorough probe of the protests—to include possible ties to organizations demanding vote recounts.”
“The hard left’s violent reaction to Donald Trump’s election is vile and dangerous,” writes Bay. “Peaceful protests? No, the demonstrators vandalize and destroy. They have two goals: intimidating people and sustaining the mainstream media lie that Donald Trump is dangerous.”
― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link
these fucking fucks
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link
people who teach at business schools shouldn't get to call themselves professor, that lends far too much respectability
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link
lol America doesn't respect professors, get real
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link
at least we found the one adjunct who deserves their shitty contingent labor status
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link
I may mean the same thing, but I thought this was the worst one, the most "We are the 80s, and we're coming to town*" - a lot of the language used is very reminiscent of what I remember from then, particularly around Marina Abramović - she's an artist and she works with symbols, wake up sheeple - and the shot of Alefantis watching a Jeff Koons picture - Is this Child Porn?, okay maybe it's not, but should it be on the Instagram of the owner of a child-friendly restaurant?
*(Beep, beep)
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link
This new van jones show is fucking stupid. His big theme today is reaching out for common ground via conceding false equivalencies.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link
reaching out for common ground via conceding false equivalencies.
I can see this on the crawl
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link
I thought Dole was senile
Former Senator Bob Dole, acting as a foreign agent for the government of Taiwan, worked behind the scenes over the past six months to establish high-level contact between Taiwanese officials and President-elect Donald J. Trump’s staff, an outreach effort that culminated last week in an unorthodox telephone call between Mr. Trump and Taiwan’s president.
Mr. Dole, a lobbyist with the Washington law firm Alston & Bird, coordinated with Mr. Trump’s campaign and the transition team to set up a series of meetings between Mr. Trump’s advisers and officials in Taiwan, according to disclosure documents filed last week with the Justice Department. Mr. Dole also assisted in successful efforts by Taiwan to include language favorable to it in the Republican Party platform, according to the documents.
Mr. Dole’s firm received $140,000 from May to October for the work, the forms said.
The disclosures suggest that President-elect Trump’s decision to take a call from the president of Taiwan, Tsai Ing-wen, was less a ham-handed diplomatic gaffe and more the result of a well-orchestrated plan by Taiwan to use the election of a new president to deepen its relationship with the United States — with an assist from a seasoned lobbyist well versed in the machinery of Washington.
“They’re very optimistic,” Mr. Dole said of the Taiwanese in an interview on Tuesday. “They see a new president, a Republican, and they’d like to develop a closer relationship.”
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 11:29 (seven years ago) link
people with dementia making high-level decisions about government is a time-honoured american tradition
― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link
Bob battling RED CHINA even after he's technically dead
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link
only Dole could go to Taiwan
― brownie, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link
- Bob Dole
― walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link
i bet Twitter Nixon is not happy
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link