Are you considering purchasing a gun?

this concept of ex- uncles and aunts interests me

I also have an ex-aunt. Lived in Pasadena, loved having guests, gave us crash space when we saw the Rose Bowl in 1998. Nice lady.

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Are you considering selling your NYC apartment, buying a cabin on 100 acres in Upper Michigan, burying several underground gas tanks, food bucket caverns, filling them, getting your share of guns and ammo, and waiting for Michael Flynn and Trump to play China brinksmanship?

no, but i'm considering buying a gun again

actually that's not true. i was thinking of taking shooting lessons, not buying a gun.

fucking hell

because a gun is a dangerous thing to have around the house if you don't know how to use it!

i am also considering buying a donald trump stress ball

hey it might be a good way to relieve some stress

and it's my constitutional right as a nationalized citizen (*for the time being)

haha whoops i meant naturalized

buying guns is good everyone who can should do so

All buying a gun would accomplish is dramatically increase my risk of dying of a gunshot wound in my own home

So far in my life I've blithely assumed people don't have guns at home but I may start asking.

You should totally take "shooting lessons" i.e. gun safety training. it can be profoundly edifying. and then, don't fucking buy a gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duW5WhxKjQY

Don't have a gun, don't need a gun, don't want a gun.

If you're at a Christmas party and a man and wife show up with assault rifles, your handgun isn't going to do much good. If you're a first-grade teacher and some deranged maniac comes into your classroom with an AR-15, the gun in your purse isn't going to do much good. If you regain consciousness on your couch after two men have invaded your home and tied up your daughters and wife, your gun isn't going to do much good.

I can't think of any recent event -- I'm sure someone out there could provide a link -- where someone had a gun at the right exact moment to protect themselves and their family. I could probably counter with plenty of links of toddlers, ex-husbands and despondent teenagers harming their families with guns.

If you need a rifle to go hunt Bambi in the woods, knock yourself out. But there's really no reason for most people to own anything nastier than a 30-06.

is there anyone on ilx who lives in "the third world"?

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It's ok, man. I can take it.

I can't think of any recent event -- I'm sure someone out there could provide a link -- where someone had a gun at the right exact moment to protect themselves and their family. I could probably counter with plenty of links of toddlers, ex-husbands and despondent teenagers harming their families with guns.

yeah, that's the fuckin' thing, the whole "protect yourself" mantra is predicated on the idea that you have ample time to prepare for and anticipate the attack. the odds don't favor you if you're the defendant because you're reacting to a threat you have minimal time to assess and facing duress that the attacker does not have to deal with.

Like unless you're gonna do one of those 80s action film flips to dive out of the way of bullets, somehow get into your drawer to get your gun, and fire like John McClain, unless you're lucky in a home invasion, if they wanna shoot...you're swiss cheese.

with that said, knowing how many looney tunes people in FL have these things, the thought has crossed my mind. but I don't know how to shoot them, so would need to invest in training, and my anxiety and fear is a bit out of wack at the moment so I wouldn't trust myself not to be jumpy with the thing. so....fuck a gun, really.

just gonna find a really big assed stick.

I highly recommend the Stanley FatMax fubar series

what if it's not a home invasion robbery i'm thinking of preparing for?

i seem to recall lots of tea party folk feeling the same way!

exactly!

i used to have faith in my government's ability to protect me from them

now i'm not as confident

like i kinda 'get' the motivation for libs to arm themselves, but all it'd do at this point is put money in the hands of gun manufacturers > NRA > GOP

that's an excellent point that i had never considered

buy second hand?

only one solution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SXq1yFrqsI

now we're talkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z2ucmARq-k

3D printer manufacturers are not (yet) synonymous with the gun industry. just sayin

The more I think about it the more I'm convinced that, if society erodes to the degree that I feel that I NEED a gun, I'd probably just invest in a cyanide capsule instead.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/03/what-is-a-black-professor-in-america-allowed-to-say-tommy-j-curry?CMP=share_btn_tw

“The evidence of the last 50 years has convincingly demonstrated the failure of multicultural coalitions, civil rights legislation and integration,” he wrote in a 2007 paper. “The current task of radical Black thought now rests in the development of alternatives in light of this disappointment.” Those alternatives might include violence: “Historically, the use of violence has been a serious option in the liberation of African people from the cultural tyranny of whiteness,” he wrote, “and should again be investigated as a plausible and in some sense necessary political option.”

It was a provocative thesis, and Curry knew it. He did not consider himself a violent person. Even when he was a teenage socialist, his revolutionary vision had been passive: white capitalism would collapse under its own weight, and black unionists would help build a more egalitarian society in its ruins. Anyway, philosophy was supposed to be about asking hard questions without fear or prejudice, and Curry was not interested in steering clear of topics just because they made his white colleagues uneasy.

Stikkers urged him to pre-emptively defend himself against charges that he wanted to incite violence. In the paper, Curry explained that he wanted to raise violent resistance in the context of US racism “not as a call to arms, but as an open-ended political question”. Still, the young philosopher knew he was treading on dangerous ground. “To some,” he wrote, “for a black scholar to even ask if violence should be used to combat racism is a career faux pas.”

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fuck these people tbh

Changing my vote to yes.

I'm tempted to repoll this

While guns are most likely to kill someone who lives in the house they’re in and I would never buy one, I do REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED

I mean seriously if I owned a gun the most likely person to die by it would be me, what the fuck would I do with a gun

I don’t want a gun in my house the next time Aimless tells me to kill myself

I have surprised myself by no purchasing a gun in the past 4 years, although my belief that I should own and learn how to properly maintain one has solidified. And I've gone from "it would be cool to have a shotgun that could pull double-duty for home protection and waterfowl season" to "there's nothing wrong with a semi-automatic rifle with all that shit on it".

ha I feel this

Jesus

What are you gonna do with it

armed peace, man

What are you gonna do with it

Hopefully I would do nothing with it.

how are you going to prepare yourself to kill someone with it though?

"it would be cool to have a shotgun that could pull double-duty for home protection and waterfowl season"

i don't know why i have seen this before, i think i spend too much time on the internet https://imgur.com/gallery/nYIHM