Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

2016, I hate you

ugh! another legend gone!! RIP! fuck 2016, the worst year ever

ANOTHER???? jesus. when will 2016 be over???

No worries, 2017 is going to be indisputably great. I can just feel it!

I'm going to continue to blame 2016 for musician deaths next year. It's all 2016's fault.

when bbc historians use the present tense the cunts

being that 2016 has been one of the worst years for many people close to me, I can be fairly sympathetic to them saying things like that.

"self-reflection"

Redundant doggerel that's popular in educational administrative circle.

"virtue signaling"

please retire this one before year's end

also, Marcos otm re "ugh just hit the reset button on 2016 already"

wish we could bring back the glory days of 2015, when people we like didn't die at all

what are the odds that an octogenarian I've heard of would die

xpost and for the families of the people who died at Pulse, friends who were made temporarily homeless, or friends of friends who had spouses drown while they were 5 months pregnant, would you give them a reprieve?

cos a lot of my friends are saying "eff 2016" but it's not cos a 80 year old celebrity died.

Yeah I don't know about anyone else but I was specifically attacking your friends who had a bad year and not just talking about a stupid celebrity death meme

https://m.popkey.co/c50d0b/JmKA6.gif

Mark ColvinVerified account ‏@Colvinius Dec 1
#2016 in a nutshell. Andrew Sachs dies, Goldman Sachs in Trump's Cabinet.

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slightly ashamed at the fact that i'm eagerly waiting the first celeb death of 2017 so i can make a "FUCK YOU 2016" Facebook post about it

There will be a lot of that tho, the savages who made #2016 a thing will be like "are we sure it isn't still 2016?" or "2016 2: electric boogaloo" and then we'll never be free of this shit.

Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins) wrote this on thread the psychology and politics of talking about CELEBRITY DEATH on the internet (and ilx) on board I Love Everything on 21-Apr-2016

This doesn't really bother me except the "2016" meme is fucking infantile, it's like everyone's into talking about the 27 club or whatever bullshit all of a sudden

Can't believe I was complaining about this idiotic shit back in april - one of the lesser horrors of modern life is that sinking feeling that comes with the realisation "they aren't going to get bored of this one, are they". SaaaaaD!

tt bought a sarah kane collection yesterday and reading the author bio i realised she was probably in the 27 club

wow goosebumps

exceppppt she wasn't, now i look it up. died in february but born earlier in february

fuck february right #butimanaquarius #sad

There will be a lot of that tho, the savages who made #2016 a thing will be like "are we sure it isn't still 2016?" or "2016 2: electric boogaloo" and then we'll never be free of this shit.

So OTM. Fuck you, 2016.

"creatives" for people who create, seems nitpicky right?

"you get what you get and you don't throw a fit"

i hate it so much

also when idiot coworkers call coffee "bean juice"

"you get what you get and you don't throw a fit"

lol who says this, your mum?

nb if who's saying this is not your mum they need to fuck off w/that with immediate effect obv

"Toys out of the pram". I also don't like 'hissy fit'.

I like 'toys out of the pram' because my son does exactly that and I find it quite apt for other situations

I like shitfit and keep trying to make coprolepsy happen

There were so many of these from watching British reality tv years ago, lots I've probably forgotten but the main one was "at the end of the day, yeahr..." followed by some completely obvious statement.

"amazing" when used to describe any kind of quality ranging from pretty good to actually amazing

all adjectives have subjective meaning.

at least when abstracted from clearly defined meanings like "rotten fruit" or whatever

I feel that way about "master" and "masterpiece". They're overused for anyone or anything that has some powerful or distinctive qualities. I rarely use either but I'm not sure being a master of a complex art is possible.

Original meaning of masterpiece was related to the guild system. The masterpiece was a practical demonstration of the apprentice's mastery of his craft, by creating an item that other passed masters recognized as thoroughly competent, allowing the apprentice to be elevated into full membership in the guild.

Have never heard "bean juice", sounds like something from a Clickhole article.

"where do we go from here?" "what does this mean?" and other tribal celebrity death cult language. the taking very seriously or AV Clubbing of pop culture.

http://www.avclub.com/article/definitive-meme-2016-was-fuck-2016-246823

ha

I'm currently very down on "livin' the dream." You ask someone how they are, and they say "I'm livin' the dream, pal. Livin' the dream."

"Teamwork makes the dream work" is even worse.

But I heard a businessspeak phrase yesterday that intrigued me: "the wolf that's closest to the wagon."

I often hear "the long pole in the tent" to mean "the thing that we need to figure out before anything else can get done."

Sometimes I hear of "sharks in the water" to mean "unresolved things we may need to worry about soon."

But "the wolf that's closest to the wagon" is different from either of those. It means "the most immediately pressing problem."

Now when it's fresh I confess I kinda like it. But if I hear it five more times it will probably begin to wear on me.

Jesus christ corporate drones are REALLY DESPERATE to connect with some kind of life-or-death frontier past with this imagery.

"Radical Self-Care"

Haha, I hate "self care". I've seen it mostly around sensitive subjects so maybe that's not nice but a lot of this language seems designed to be annoying.

"Radical Self-Care"

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, December 6, 2016 10:18 AM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i love this, and just "self-care"

7 years of therapy will do that to you

"low-hanging fruit"

i've been hearing this for so many goddamn years in every job i've had

Jesus christ corporate drones are REALLY DESPERATE to connect with some kind of life-or-death frontier past with this imagery.

Okay, but sports metaphors are just as tired imo, and lots of people play sportsgames. Isn't it just as grating to say that someone is "in the on-deck circle" or "quarterbacking this project"? Plenty of imagery is not directly related to the thing you're actually doing; witness restaurant workers saying they're in the weeds or a driver has his or her head in the clouds.

i misread that and thought you said "on the deck circle" and i laughed out loud and kinda want to use this now

"hey, keep your head up on the ball, you're on the deck circle mister!"

just need to bottom this out

i saw a cafe the other day which specialised in unappealing 'mylkshakes' and smoothies titled with horrifying affirmations including 'i am amazeballs'

"Doggo"

Yeah, it's "dogger", obv