Rejected parody threads

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Are you considering purchasing a gin?

imago, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 02:27 (nine years ago)

I just came here to post that!

memories of a cruller (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 04:36 (nine years ago)

(ok, mine was 'are you considering purchasing a gnu?', but still)

memories of a cruller (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 04:38 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Taking sides: Children vs. Pie

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:50 (nine years ago)

child pie vs puppy cakes surely

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:52 (nine years ago)

^ that was the rejected rejected parody thread, as too convoluted. also, I thought the winners of the preliminary bouts should duke it out in the main event.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 December 2016 01:01 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

is there a "deep state" in teh i.l.x.

the late great, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 06:42 (nine years ago)

songs that are almost like but do not actually meet the stipulation in the thread title because i am a lazy reader and i just enjoy namechecking the work of my favourite artist as per

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2017 19:16 (nine years ago)

list of things that are better than the proposed subject of this thread

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2017 19:18 (nine years ago)

Britpop Spears - Whiteout

nashwan, Saturday, 25 February 2017 20:12 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

The Tyranny Of Listening To Music Through Your Fucking Ears

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:54 (nine years ago)

What's the least acclaimed opinion you love?

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 April 2017 06:18 (nine years ago)

At what point did Tom Ewing realize his message board was now on a downward arc?

progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:47 (nine years ago)

I Have Had It Up to Here Waiting for The Beatles to Be Cremated

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)

what's the least acclaimed bum you love?

sarahell, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:05 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

How do you feel about the Brittas Empire?

(Heh, had to confirm the spelling of Brittas on Wiki and found this gem in the final para -

'Curse of the Tiger Women' is the final episode in 1997. This ending claims all seven series were part of a dream that Brittas is having on his way to the job interview for manager of the leisure centre. It is an ending that is regarded as poor by many critics and viewers)

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 12:58 (eight years ago)

Where is the love for PAUL NICHOLAS?

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

Were dirges 'Radiohead-like' at Glastonbury Abbey?

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

NOMINATIONS: Greatest ILX Novels of All Time

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

(reminding me that Universal Harvester has been lying around waiting to be read for a few weeks, will get on that)

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

best boobs that are music lists?

sarahell, Friday, 7 July 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

Posts You Were Going to Make That Criticize Another User's Grammar/Intelligence/Identity While Not Having Anything to Do With the Thread Topic - Put Them Here

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

The "bald guy" in the band: who are the other Mike Loves in music?

na (NA), Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

Your musical "bland spots"

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

For most people that's their entire collection obvs

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

^how can I come on when I know I'm guilty?

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

Have you ever masterminded in front of a woman?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

have you ever masturbated in front of a judge?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

artists who plausibly appear to be poor people

how's life, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

reminds me of jackson c frank

died homeless in ny i believe

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

Nicosia: A POLL

best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 December 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

:D

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 9 December 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

Appropriate Etiquette for Punching Work Colleagues - How Much is Too Much?

not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:42 (eight years ago)

there are some exceptions to Section 47 of the Offences Against the Person Act, apparently. But you've got to punch carefully.

calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:56 (eight years ago)

Rejected paradiddle threads

The Harmony Illustrated Encyclopedia of Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:19 (eight years ago)

People namechecked in Peruvian pop songs from the 60s starting with the letter S, who turn out to be bobsledding heroes of yore and are named as well in recent footwork bangers, but only in future tense: C/D S/D POX POO #wedontknowwhattodoanymoreILM2018

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 January 2018 14:49 (eight years ago)

some twat would still post "Guided By Voices" or some other cobblers

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:34 (eight years ago)

This is the improbable thread for ILxors in their twenties

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:01 (eight years ago)

Surely some of those three year olds you see in youtube comments who like the smiths must find their way to ILM eventually

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:09 (eight years ago)

pretty sure some of them are already posting

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:11 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

stuff that chris brown liked.

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 21:09 (eight years ago)

is New York City ched?
PHANTOM CHED: Paul Tomas Anderson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Fifties London
THE 10TH ANNUAL ILM METAL POLL:2017 RESULTS CHED
the day after the chedline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions
Rejected parody cheds

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:29 (eight years ago)

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:16 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Things you were shockingly high when you learned

sleepingbag, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:45 (eight years ago)

Jordan Peterson: S/D

flappy bird, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:49 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Imagine Imagine Dragons - where people who have never heard Imagine Dragons (like me) describe what they think they might sound like

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 April 2018 20:51 (eight years ago)

*tents fingers* i like it. i like it a lot. start the thread. be a legend

flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:07 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into

the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:18 (seven years ago)

hair say bye to me (a baldness thread)

lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

"poo" art that prepared us

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:36 (seven years ago)


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