I am 95% sure that I'm eligible to receive German nationality because my paternal grandfather was deprived of his in 1941 by the Third Reich. Once I get that figured out and have a German passport that's basically my Plan.
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)
In ascending order of likelihood, I have considered buying a gun, leaving the country, moving somewhere very remote and isolated, and staying put and trying to figure out how to interface positively with my immediate community while the country at large voids its bowels in a protracted death spasm.
― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:16 (nine years ago)
i'm too poor to buy a gun, let alone leave the country
― a but (brimstead), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:20 (nine years ago)
Honestly I feel like if the USA, aka the most powerful nation on earth by far, becomes so bad that I need to emigrate, it's hard to imagine where I'd feel confident in my safety.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:20 (nine years ago)
and i'd be more likely to kill myself than "protect" myself or whateveri'm white and male btw
― a but (brimstead), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:21 (nine years ago)
I have to say I've also thought a lot about leaving New York City and moving somewhere much less densely populated (but still liberal).
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:21 (nine years ago)
I'd leave the country if it was an option, but that's generally been true regardless of President. I have no particular allegiance to the US as an institution.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:21 (nine years ago)
Another thing that gives me pause about the gun thing is that it seems like it takes a lot of practice to really be able to use it effectively, like it's a big commitment. I suppose there's the deterrent effect and maybe that's more important. OTOH I also have a feeling I'd be a decent shot based on my sharp eyesight, icewater blood and skill at laser tag and virtuacop, lol.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:23 (nine years ago)
Decided a while back I would rather be killed for my beliefs than kill for them. No.
― xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:24 (nine years ago)
I will never leave California
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:30 (nine years ago)
When I consider a gun as a functional tool, I do not foresee having any use for its functionality. It would be like me buying an arc welder, even though I have no need for it and no training in using it.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:30 (nine years ago)
Don't live in the USA, therefore no need of a gun.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:36 (nine years ago)
... not sure how you would go about it here anyway.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:37 (nine years ago)
I am not buying a gun but I thought about it.
more specifically i don't think the calculus of "owning a gun is a risk to your family" v. "owning a gun to protect your family" has come down on the side of owning a gun yet. and i'm not worried that they're going to close down the gun stores any time soon so i can afford to wait and see.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:41 (nine years ago)
Do you guys who are considering getting guns already have other weapons? Or a scary dog?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:53 (nine years ago)
childless friends were pushing me to get a gun in light of trump america they were like "you need to get guns and then teach your children how to use them and respect them" i'm just like "my kids are 5 and 3 i am not getting guns and teaching them how to use them until society breaks down and we're wandering the wasteland trying to avoid cannibal scavengers"
― Mordy, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:53 (nine years ago)
havent considered getting a gun but wouldnt mind living and working abroad it broadens the mind doesnt it
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:57 (nine years ago)
childless friends' parenting advice = the most worthless advice ever
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:58 (nine years ago)
xp at that it'll be too late though won't it?
― the late great, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:58 (nine years ago)
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:20 (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah i mean congrats on that power thing but yknow it is not really the only line on the spectrum of life is shit/good nahmsayin
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:58 (nine years ago)
don't live in the u.s. therefore no need for a gun. when i lived in a ground floor apartment by home defence was a claw-hammer next to the bed.
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:02 (nine years ago)
also literally most first world countries are safer than the u.s. lol
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:03 (nine years ago)
I had a brief moment of "maybe a gun isn't an incredibly stupid idea" immediately post-election
not for my own protection, but to spread out the demographic. right now, gun ownership as a percentage of the populace is actually relatively low, but the number of people with a shitload of guns is high. so any effort to get gun owners to push for accountability is hijacked by wackjobs -- and gun marketing and ownership orgs don't care because they're working off the same money pool and more guns sold is success. if a bunch of responsible people who were for regulation were the bulk of gun owners, it might have a chance.
but none of that shit is happening, it's a blue sky argument, and demographically I look a lot more like the guy who flipped his shit and shot two cops along what is basically my route to work... and I'm not owning a gun
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:03 (nine years ago)
i didnt want to say it that baldly but yes lol xp
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:04 (nine years ago)
thread needed for tough love to panicking americans whom we nevertheless adore
otm
taking sides: getting a gun so that in the event of neo-nazis arriving at your door you can threaten them with your gun and/or try to kill enough of them to make your escape before the rest of them show up, vsliving abroad
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)
a couple years ago, I took a gun class with some friends -- it was one of those groupon things -- and I thought it'd be cool, but it freaked me the fuck out, so, no.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)
there's a lot of hysteria going around atm. you should see how much the jews are freaking the fuck out. if i didn't know better looking at my timeline i'd think it's 1936.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:08 (nine years ago)
A gun class. Shouldn't snigger but..
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:08 (nine years ago)
you learn about safety best practices, different types of guns, the mechanics of the gun, how to clean and maintain them, how to use them, and how the real and only purpose for guns is killing things.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)
you should see how much the jews are freaking the fuck out. if i didn't know better looking at my timeline i'd think it's 1936.
yeah I'm getting a bit irritated at this point. I think this may be the first time my wife has felt her family is specifically under threat because of anti-semitism, whereas I'm a little more sanguine about things, and it's weird seeing her freak out and post ADL "Never is NOW" memes
xp
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)
xxp well they make you take a class to drive a car and those things aren't even meant to kill people
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)
oh aren't they
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)
, whereas I'm a little more sanguine about things,
literally got accused yesterday of being "sanguine" by a normally level-headed friend
― Mordy, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)
i just disarmed u with this cup of coffee. and a gun. and a car.
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)
sarah, was it an NRA class, or something else? Just wondering about your experience. Last time I looked into classes, everything local to me was NRA-affiliated, which is another reason I've held off.
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)
the more sanguine they are
*sunglasses*
the easier they bleed YYYAAAAAAOOOOWWW
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:17 (nine years ago)
No but a friend is taking us to a shooting range next week to learn how. This is mostly because my wife wants to and I know she's much more interested in owning a gun than I am.
― sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:17 (nine years ago)
youre gonna end up with a gun then def Jordan the same happened me with a fireside poker/brush set and we dont even have a fire! you just cant argue with the little woman!
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)
xp - not NRA sponsored. I think the guy was a home security consultant?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)
my workplace is a lot further from the city center than my home and it's a few miles away from a national guard training facility, which also does a lot of training for law enforcement officers. it's also just off an interstate highway exit two stops down from the state patrol hq.
so basically if i go out to lunch in the immediate area there's a high likelihood i'll see people in fatigues, if not a handful of officers carrying guns sitting around eating lunch. and it still freaks me out! there's a shooting range on the edge of that suburb, probably because they get traffic from people wanting to go shooting off-hours when they're in town, and it's right behind a pediatrician's office. this shit never ceases to freak me out when i think about it
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)
would never consider having a gun esp with a child in the house. a big fuck no to that.
― Darin, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)
i just disarmed u with this cup of coffee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hReFx1kjuIE
― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:22 (nine years ago)
My best friend is a cop, I could easily get qualified on the police range in no time. I've fired rifles and shotguns before (everything from a .22 to a .460 to a .30-.30) but the only handguns I've ever fired were pellet guns.
― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:24 (nine years ago)
i definitely feel less comfortable living in a major east coast city than i used to, though i'm not sure what reasonably could happen to justify that fear
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:26 (nine years ago)
Not in the USA, no need. The concept of carrying or even owning a gun is utterly alien to me. And I realize that's a very privileged way to feel about this.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:33 (nine years ago)
grew up with guns
some family members own over a dozen firearms, some are military veterans
i was in the lunchroom yesterday and this topic came up, and i said they owned guns and people, in an act of kindness i guess, said sure to protect yourself
then i said, well not just that but for fun you know? killed the vibe. dead silence in the entire room. no pun intended
i assume people will react the same here
i guess its cultural. while i think shooting and hunting can be fun, i think there isn't enough regulation and the process to acquire any firearm is too lenient
i have a specific way i would like to see put in place but it will never happen
but know that even veterans, when out of practice, make mistakes handling a firearm. what makes you think any of you should just simply be able to buy one "for protection"
learn how to handle a gun before you even think about buying one
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:38 (nine years ago)
how the real and only purpose for guns is killing things.
bingo! the crazy thing is how many people owning or considering owing guns right now have no intention of hunting, either for subsistence or recreation, but only imagine using their gun(s) to kill or maim other humans.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)
Raised a hunter in the Michigan suburbs, took hunter's safety when I was 12, got a single-shot over/under small shotgun/rifle for my birthday that year, and a .22 squirrel rifle within the next year. Haven't fired them in maybe 24 years, and pretty much they've sat in my dad's gun closet/safe since the HW Bush era.
But I'm a big white dude who lives in an apartment in the residential area of a PacNW city, and my view of risk is demographically skewed. My domestic protection is a goodsize axe handle stored behind a bedroom door.
― (rocketcat) (kingfish), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:42 (nine years ago)
i am basically as anti-gun a person as you might find, i definitely do not agree that owning a gun makes one safer under usual conditions (i tend to think that the ability to think correctly when in crisis-mode is a quality most gun owners assume they have when few actually do) but since the election and kind of abandoning my assumptions about the future, my views are evolving. i think at the very least im starting to understand the appeal of gun ownership
― geometry-stabilized craft (art), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)
leftist gun clubs
― ||||||||, Friday, 13 June 2025 19:11 (one year ago)
anybody changing their mind yet?
― 龜, Sunday, 18 January 2026 23:49 (five months ago)
no
― Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 18 January 2026 23:53 (five months ago)
nope
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 January 2026 23:55 (five months ago)
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 19 January 2026 00:23 (five months ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1qgpnfa/armed_community_member_stands_guard_in_his/
― budo jeru, Monday, 19 January 2026 02:24 (five months ago)
fuck no, guy. your bottle-plinker will not be a match for the combined firepower of the US government -- and the moment you pull that trigger you hand them a blank check to bring their firepower to bear on your neighbors, your city, your state, and probably anyone in the USA who says they thought you were right to do that. follow the lead of your neighbors and do it without trading bullets.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 19 January 2026 03:47 (five months ago)
btw, the rule is: never pull out a gun in any situation unless you intend to use it. guns are not for not 'intimidation'. they are for firing bullets where they are aimed.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 19 January 2026 04:07 (five months ago)
I guy I grew up with got in an argument with his girlfriend the other day, walked outside and blew his brains out. I keep thinking, maybe he would have cooled down if he didn’t have a fucking gun just sitting there. So no, I'm good.
― Heez, Monday, 19 January 2026 04:13 (five months ago)
If anything, reading about Minneapolis— and the methods of deescalatory resistance that are taught and employed— has made me more adamant that there is no such thing as “fighting fire with fire”
This does not extend to Democrat politicians who need to “buy guns” in the figurative sense
― ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 19 January 2026 04:14 (five months ago)
Also I’m pretty sure guns are illegal where I live. So no real gun deaths over here
― Heez, Monday, 19 January 2026 04:23 (five months ago)