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That was the first Onion article I ever read, Kingfish!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3307/pfunkprotest.gif

okay, who's booty needs to be loosened? Get ready for the Kingfish Attack from the Back!

oh yeah, the queue forms over there. No pushing, please. there's enough to go 'round.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I will never be down with OPP. Ew.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

aw, you was back in nineteen naughty-three, yo!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Just one more cream cracker...

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Bleep bloop I am a robot bleep bloop.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, yummy apple, but what to buy for dinner?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I will never be down with OPP. Ew.

Too damn dangerous, these days. A slice of wisdom, to avoid getting an irate spouse;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you can do side bends or sit-ups
but, please...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.steamertrunkmerchants.com/ps/newbluetrain.jpg

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.steamertrunkmerchants.com/ps/2othcenturyblack.jpg

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.vintagelabels.org/cgi-bin/ImageFolio31/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Airlines&image=airanaaustralia.jpg&img=32&tt=

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

wheeeeeeeeeee!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.vintagelabels.org/cgi-bin/ImageFolio31/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Rail&image=traincalifornian.jpg&img=16&tt=

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Makes me want to chill out in my feather boa, with a chilled glass of Bolly dangling from my fingers....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking there's no need to be pissed off that I lost a day's worth of note taking on cynism because soulseek crashed my computer: the joy of giving up on these notes is the cynical thing to do.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wolfsonian.fiu.edu/collections/c5/img/pho_194x277_c5_19.gif

― petrochemical arms (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, ILX...

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

lovin' the twentieth century, nice work JBR!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.t-shirtitalia.it/catalogo/souviner/gelato.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

martinis in the Equator Lounge

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Right here

http://www.timetableimages.com/maritime/images/rildpi8.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

tweequator lounge is more like it!

― petrochemical arms (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit, now i want to be lapping away at some gelato right now...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Internet's been down all day and I haven't really caught up on anything here, but I'm gonna bet five bucks ILE has become either a) hostile to Maggie Gyllenhaal or b) twee, or maybe c) hostile to Maggie Gyllenhaal in a twee way.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

nah it's just gabbotrife vs the hivemind

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

JESS WE GET IT YOU'RE NOT LIKE US THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRESENCE KISSES AND KISSES LOVE YR FRIEND TEP

Are we done now?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just coming here to post a 'where the hell is Tep?' message.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It's been a really long day :/

Oh GODDAMMIT SPRINT. I missed your fucking business hours by twenty minutes? Yes, because I've been on your web page for the last THIRTY, trying to figure out why you're not taking a credit card every thrift store hooker in town takes without question. PLEASE LET ME GIVE YOU MY MONEY YOU COCKSUCKING CORPORATE FUCK.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(Uh, I was on the phone while reading this thread. With Sprint.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I TRIED TO TELL YOU.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't try to tell ME.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i like my nextel. the phone talks.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.australianaxemen.com/misclln12.jpg

― petrochemical arms (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

TAKE IT TAKE TAKE IT TAKE MY MONEY GIVE ME TALKYPHONE NOW

I don't even LIKE cellular phones. I don't like telephones at ALL. I don't even like photographs, and I'm getting a camera phone taking THINGIE THING. What the fuck.

I know, I know, you told me, but it's the only damn service in town that works. Verizon might, but the one Verizon kiosk in town is about the size of a shoeshine booth, and I haven't seen a single Verizon phone around. Everyone's using Sprint. T-Mobile, the bastards who charged me two hundred dollars for disconnecting their service, just as the contract I signed with them said they would (... shut up), doesn't work for half a dick.

JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND GIVE ME SHIT I DON'T WANT ARGH

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

No, little Kingfish. That is not the phone talking, but rather people who are talking to you through the phone. Crazy, innit?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

And the credit card I just paid off (in full, yay) doesn't have enough to pay for this damn talky camera thingie thing phone shitbastard because I didn't ask for the limit increase when I paid it off. And there's no option for "charge the purchase of the phone to this person over here but don't put the phone bill in their name."

lather, rinse, repeat above namecalling &c.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I did so tell you - you didn't listen either.

DAMN YOU!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You said 'go for it' or som'n. There's still $20 you can claim.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No I didn't, I said, as I do with everyone, "sprint sucks"

you didn't tell me it was sprint at first

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

*makes W with hands*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

oops = heather

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

my nextel does so talk. you push the button on the side when you answer your brother who's called to tell you that he needs a ride to the lager house cause the Constantines are playing and his car got broken into again cuz the dumbfuck left his cellphone & his wallet exposed on the front seat and he's using his girlfriend's cellphone and the batteries are dying becuase she never remembers to charge it.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

What's your damage, jim?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It turns out if you don't spell out "Drive" in your address, and just type "Dr," Sprint rejects your credit card, maybe because it thought I was claiming to live inside a doctor. (I've used the credit card a lot lately, of necessity, and this is the first time I've had that hitch.)

ANYWAY. I have now ordered a Sprint PCS Vision phone (see, I couldn't do this locally, and the nearest actual Sprint store is 45 frickin minutes away; okay, possibly only 40 of them frick, but they's all minutes). Get in. And photographs! I'll take some of the cats once they're back from the vet.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

the guys who would at cell phone stores are the same across the continent. always seem to be big guido/chaldean guys who go to the club on saturday wearing their overexpensive shirts and visible chains around their necks.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there's a name for them: salesmen.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

sprint sucks.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You can sprint suck me anytime baby. No, wait, take your time.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Um.. yeah..NO.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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