Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD)

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btw I am five

mh 😏, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 14:57 (nine years ago)

no crawl!

http://www.nme.com/news/film/star-wars-producer-explains-rogue-one-wont-iconic-opening-crawl-1871135

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 November 2016 21:11 (nine years ago)

whaaaaat

El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:08 (nine years ago)

Would look kinda silly beginning with "Episode III.ix" anyways

β€œa tub of horses” (Myonga VΓΆn Bontee), Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:39 (nine years ago)

It's not like Caravan Of Courage had a crawl. Or did it?

nashwan, Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)

The Clone Wars animated film didn't either. It had that newsreel-type thing at the beginning.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Friday, 25 November 2016 00:47 (nine years ago)

Same with the CW series. Rebels doesn't do a crawl or a "newsreel" IIRC.

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 November 2016 02:58 (nine years ago)

Yeah I think that's fine. Save the crawl for the proper 'episodes'.

chap, Friday, 25 November 2016 09:49 (nine years ago)

apparently no Star Wars main theme either?

i don't get it. movies are 2 1/2 hours nowadays anyways, a crawl is like a 2-minute freebie.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 November 2016 13:25 (nine years ago)

It's an artistic choice, I think, to reinforce the spin off movies being tangential to the main narrative.

chap, Friday, 25 November 2016 13:30 (nine years ago)

it's all a spin-off. the "main narrative" has been changing with every additional movie.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 November 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)

otherwise the first film's crawl would've been all about Anakin Skywalker and the fall of the Jedi

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 November 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)

Can you not see how they'd want to differentiate stylistically between the more mythical main sequence and the (presumably) more idiosyncratic secondary films?

chap, Friday, 25 November 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)

I'm not trying to be a Disney Corp stan, just explaining how the decision makes perfect sense to me.

chap, Friday, 25 November 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)

oh yeah it makes sense from a branding perspective.

imo it would make more sense if this was about Darth Vimo on planet Uowa looking for the lost Crystal of Blimba. this is a movie about the Death Star w Darth Vader, they aren't fooling anybody that this is some "side story". they just want to keep remaking A New Hope, not that there's anything wrong w that.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 November 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)

like the point of the crawl was "Hey look, it's like Flash Gordon!" not "This is canonical tales from the uber important Skywalker mythology"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 November 2016 14:42 (nine years ago)

I would be amazed if there was more than 5 minutes of Vader in this, just because it's not a movie about him and he obviously takes up all the air.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 25 November 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)

would be more than in Attack of the Clones and he was plastered all over coke cans for that one

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 November 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)

er, Revenge of the Sith

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 November 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)

hopefully his cameo is someone asks a question and he walks in and says "Noooo!"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 November 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)

"Do you like sand?"

jmm, Friday, 25 November 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)

Actually the lack of crawl is because this is an in-universe film, made about 10 or 12 ABY in the New Republic, based on the true story of the brave men and woman of Rogue One.

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 November 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)

Executive producer has ties to the Solos and all that

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 November 2016 15:09 (nine years ago)

imo the question is whether there is any Tarkin content or if Vader has been put in this film as a stand-in

mh 😏, Friday, 25 November 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)

For some reason I'm very excited for Mon Mothma in this

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 25 November 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)

tmi

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 November 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)

As it seems unlikely Vader gets to do anything exciting in this they could've just gone with only showing him via hologram - paralleling the first glimpses of the Emperor in the later films.

nashwan, Friday, 25 November 2016 15:54 (nine years ago)

Vader strictly uses hologram to speak to his superior, all other transactions are done as in-person threats

Guessing that following an early terrorist action in the film, Vader is called in to make sure everyone is in line

mh 😏, Friday, 25 November 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)

seriously when do the damn tickets go on sale

El Tomboto, Saturday, 26 November 2016 04:05 (nine years ago)

better line up now or they might run out

qualx, Saturday, 26 November 2016 04:28 (nine years ago)

On sale Sunday night/early Monday morning.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 26 November 2016 04:39 (nine years ago)

we'll see if the robots at fandango agree with you Ned

El Tomboto, Saturday, 26 November 2016 04:42 (nine years ago)

xxxxxp mh how quickly we forget the tiny Vader sitting on the walker's dashboard as they approached the Hoth base.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 26 November 2016 06:24 (nine years ago)

they're leaving the crawl out of rogue one so that they can perfect the technology to somehow make the crawl go even slower on the next one

Karl Malone, Saturday, 26 November 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)

I have never acknowledged tiny Vader and will not be starting at this point

mh 😏, Saturday, 26 November 2016 17:35 (nine years ago)

I'd like to take this opportunity to say how great marvel's current darth vader comic book is

kthxbye

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 26 November 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)

Was.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 26 November 2016 18:57 (nine years ago)

I have never acknowledged tiny Vader and will not be starting at this point

You'll eat your words when TINY VADER: A STAR WARS STORY hits theatres Dec 2021.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 26 November 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)

love darth vader comic, want more comics with the original characters introduced in it

mh 😏, Saturday, 26 November 2016 21:45 (nine years ago)

Good news for you then - Gillen-penned Doctor Aphra is coming next month.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 26 November 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)

I think I knew that but keep forcing myself to forget as to recreate the joy of learning it anew

mh 😏, Saturday, 26 November 2016 22:55 (nine years ago)

There's also Vader consulting with his three Star Destroyer commanders by hologram in Empire, during which one of them is destroyed by an asteroid, implying necessarily that he's appearing as a hologram at the other end.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Saturday, 26 November 2016 23:59 (nine years ago)

inserted for movie continuity, totally not canon

mh 😏, Sunday, 27 November 2016 00:25 (nine years ago)

fight me

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Sunday, 27 November 2016 01:53 (nine years ago)

I just rewatched that, lols @ dead guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nZx5BFwPCI

El Tomboto, Sunday, 27 November 2016 02:06 (nine years ago)

For real though I think Vader is only in this to make it clear that Mendelsohn's guy is a genuinely scary MF. You can't really have a villain between ROTS and ANH without calibrating them against Vader one way or another.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 27 November 2016 02:18 (nine years ago)

I mentioned that I read the pre-Rogue One book, right? It's by the author who wrote the Tarkin novel in the new continuity so Tarkin plays a part, but it's part of a triangulation with Mendelsohn's character and the emperor's new order. I'd be mildly surprised if Tarkin isn't at least mentioned, but I could understand him being absent due to a need to avoid weird casting problems.

But yes, he is a ruthless social climber who sees the Imperial cause as his path to glory and doesn't give a shit about people, even the energy specialist he knew in his youth.

mh 😏, Sunday, 27 November 2016 03:34 (nine years ago)

If the new in-canon extended universe has given us anything, it is that the Emperor is a total motherfucker who encouraged his underlings in their constant fraternal conflicts in the sith tradition to both harden their abilities and winnow out the weaker ones. Krennic (Mendelsohn's character) did not come up with the huge space weapon design but by the time this film rolls around he's forgotten that, and it's his project despite others wanting to co-opt it. Obviously it's not his after this movie!

mh 😏, Sunday, 27 November 2016 03:39 (nine years ago)

Netflix heads-up: they're still streaming at least the first two "Ip Man" films, starring Donnie Yen

(rocketcat) (kingfish), Sunday, 27 November 2016 04:04 (nine years ago)

On sale, and all.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 November 2016 05:14 (nine years ago)


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