DAMMMNNN.
― augh (Control Z), Monday, 7 November 2016 00:20 (nine years ago)
Now more than ever
― ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Monday, 7 November 2016 03:18 (nine years ago)
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― augh (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:04 (nine years ago)
http://imgur.com/a/J7qMe
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/otoCZ4P.jpg
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:13 (nine years ago)
yesss
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:43 (nine years ago)
Ornaldo Bloomps ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.
― i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:32 (nine years ago)
thank u Michael B
― augh (Control Z), Thursday, 10 November 2016 06:18 (nine years ago)
Ornaldo Bloomps for Rycroft Philostrate!
I am not kidding.
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/orlando-bloom-amazon-carnival-row-1202538802/
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)
this sounds like some horrible China Mieville project
― Οὖτις, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)
It's an anagram for Erratic Frothy Plots.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 25 August 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdU8VMkV4AE8sMR.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:37 (eight years ago)
The deadlinked pics make my heart so heavy ITT. anybody have a copy of the one where he is on stage giving a campaign speech?
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2019 03:48 (six years ago)
Congratns?
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 March 2020 08:22 (six years ago)
We’ve all been here for....many, many years, haven’t we
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 March 2020 09:47 (six years ago)
BABY BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:05 (six years ago)
When I was a boy, Ornaldo Bloomps becoming presidetn was just a beautiful dream. But now it's science fact!
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:14 (six years ago)
Baby Bloomps has arrived. Can't wait to see his first takedown.
― peace, man, Thursday, 27 August 2020 12:40 (five years ago)
Baron Bloomps
― life is beauitul (rip van wanko), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:43 (five years ago)
Seems defunct alas https://twitter.com/ornaldobloomps
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:35 (five years ago)
sad his twitter bio wasn’t “took down that elephant thing HARDCORE”
― Roz, Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (five years ago)
Damn.
― Mark G, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:05 (five years ago)
Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom?
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:10 (five years ago)
Amazing
Genuinely thought the Orlando Bloom interview in The Sunday Times was a spoof.Is it really not? https://t.co/nZdA4F6IKZ pic.twitter.com/m2n2anZfNt— dan barker (@danbarker) March 21, 2021
― Alba, Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:22 (five years ago)
This is why we elected him presidetn
― Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:13 (five years ago)
Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.
― treeship., Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:22 (five years ago)
also dreaming about roles for minorities and women
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:33 (five years ago)
also eyeing up beautiful cows
― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:37 (five years ago)
A cup of PG Tips. Just say tea you cleft.
― nashwan, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:38 (five years ago)
It's the Stone Temple Pilots I have a problem with, but I am biased.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:52 (five years ago)
(plant) based bloomps
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:04 (five years ago)
green powders
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:05 (five years ago)
I'M GOIN HHGUNGRAAAAYYYYYYYYY
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:06 (five years ago)
His diet isn't "plant-based" so much as "product advertised by someone on the Joe Rogan show-based."
OTOH, 2015 wellness nonsense is better than the Q/wellness crossover that followed.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:48 (five years ago)
And MTG is its ultimate avatar. Only thing missing is anti-vaxx shrieking.
― pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:51 (five years ago)
milo he didn’t say his diet was plant based, he said HE was plant based
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:42 (five years ago)
slamming an eight ball of chlorophyll directly into his heart
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:47 (five years ago)
Tell you what, on his recent Graham Norton remote appearance he very much came across as a man who'd had a more than cheeky amount of some powders which were very much not green, if you catch my drift.
― chap, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (five years ago)
― Kim, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (five years ago)
anybody who gives answers like in that Sunday Times interview has a heightened sense of their own importance, artificially enhanced or otherwise
― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:57 (five years ago)
the "uh" shirt is still available btw: https://www.zazzle.com/uh_t_shirt-235609635764585640
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:51 (four years ago)
lol, wow
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:00 (four years ago)
wait, what happened to my uh shirt
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:10 (four years ago)
This was the other thread.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 January 2025 23:44 (one year ago)
uh shirt still avail
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 01:53 (one year ago)
just ordered a brand new one
― trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 02:12 (one year ago)
Bloomps: "Wasn't it David Bowie who said, 'They f*** you up, your mum and dad?'"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 August 2025 10:07 (nine months ago)
the beautiful Bloomps is the bucking fastard in Herzog's new movie!
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 3 October 2025 03:40 (eight months ago)
I thought this was zany Ilxor tomfoolery, but he literally is:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucking_Fastard
It's about "British identical twin sisters Freda and Greta Chaplin, who gained notoriety in the 1980s for having a restraining order put on them by a man they both became involved with". They became obsessed with a truck driver called Ken Iveson, who doesn't look a lot like a Orlando Blöm, but Hollywood has access to computers:https://historicimages.com/cdn/shop/products/dfpa28135_600x.jpeg
It seems to be very loosely based on their story, just as Frank was loosely based on Frank Sidebottom. It appears they didn't always speak at the same time as each other:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5_r0sINQQ
Ken Iveson is like the iceberg that hit the Titanic, in the sense that he was the trigger for an extraordinary series of events but then went on his way. The more I read about the twins the more I'm convinced that Britain in the relatively recent past was a foreign country... and yet in the news today there are not one, but two stories about people killing toddlers, so perhaps Britain has not changed.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 3 October 2025 18:41 (eight months ago)