Mic drop
Clap back
― MrDasher, Sunday, 6 November 2016 12:53 (nine years ago)
These babby cant frit back
― how's life, Sunday, 6 November 2016 13:37 (nine years ago)
"Pinky finger". How fucking old are you?
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 7 November 2016 11:57 (nine years ago)
old or scottish
― sktsh, Monday, 7 November 2016 12:05 (nine years ago)
if it's not called a pinkie, what is it called?
― a simba man (Will M.), Monday, 7 November 2016 15:14 (nine years ago)
do you say some weird alien shit like 5th metacarpal?
well "pinky finger" is annoying as shit because it's redundant
otherwise a-ok w me
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 7 November 2016 15:15 (nine years ago)
he says "widdle fingah"
sorry from now on i'll only call it my 5th digit just to make you happy
― billstevejim, Monday, 7 November 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoECwq67Dis
― dustalo springsteen (Doctor Casino), Monday, 7 November 2016 15:35 (nine years ago)
pinky finger? why can't it be purpley finger?
― how's life, Monday, 7 November 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
What if one is describing an action that involves both pinky finger and pinky toe? Then it's important to specify.
― jmm, Monday, 7 November 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)
Pinky toe? Who says that?
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Monday, 7 November 2016 17:13 (nine years ago)
what are the other toes called? big and middle i know -- but index toe? ring toe?
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2016 17:16 (nine years ago)
http://imgur.com/0bd6XoE
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2016 17:16 (nine years ago)
ok wikipedia says it IS called the ring toe
the index toe is called the long or pointer toe
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2016 17:17 (nine years ago)
Big toe, wee toe, rest o' yer toes. That works for me.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Monday, 7 November 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVajLREARbg
― dustalo springsteen (Doctor Casino), Monday, 7 November 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)
doctor: "so which toe is the pain, in mr s?" mark s: "the one that had roast beef"
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)
The second toe, "long toe" or "pointer toe"
I can't even move this toe individually, let alone point at stuff.
― jmm, Monday, 7 November 2016 17:25 (nine years ago)
doctor: "ah yes. the beef toe."
― pplains, Monday, 7 November 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)
love trumps hate
― marcos, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)
"love trump's hate, gotta love it"
redouble our efforts
read an article today where someone said they were going to "double down on their efforts" which sounded a little risky tbh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:30 (nine years ago)
"flip flop" used when someone changes their position once. that's just a flip.
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:42 (nine years ago)
It's sad flop was a flop
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:55 (nine years ago)
marcos otm re "love trumps hate," I barf evrytiem
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:57 (nine years ago)
― marcos, Thursday, 17 November 2016 04:22 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
in the same category as when star wars fans say "hey, it's star wars day!! <expectant grin> ... may the 4th!! <expectant grin> ... get it? <expectant grin> ... may the 4th!! <expectant grin> ..."
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 17 November 2016 00:24 (nine years ago)
going forward
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2016 00:38 (nine years ago)
^ does a job the rest of the sentence has already handled, e.g. "going forward, we will..."; "these are our plans going forward...". honestly it's more like a phonic tic than language.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 17 November 2016 02:14 (nine years ago)
Yep. If the sentences uses the future tense, why add 'going forward'? Five years ago it didn't exist.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2016 02:16 (nine years ago)
*sentence. Apparently I gotta work on my subject-verb agreement.
middle managers in the it behemoth i worked for in the '90s used 'going forward' so many times it became a running joke.
on the topic of redundant bullshit in speech (and this might be uniquely australian idk): people in retail/hospitality whacking 'today' at the end of questions/statements like it's god damned punctuation. "are you just browsing today?", "that comes to $36 today", "would you like a bag today?" etc etc.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 17 November 2016 02:18 (nine years ago)
HAVE A BLESSED DAY.. TODAY
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 November 2016 09:46 (nine years ago)
Let me guess, USA?
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 November 2016 10:02 (nine years ago)
where else
in response i want to be like
"BLESSED BE"
or
"and peace be WITH YOU"
or "and hallowed be THY name good sir!!!"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 November 2016 10:14 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxo5HoVtrM
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Thursday, 17 November 2016 11:29 (nine years ago)
FUCK YOU 2016
― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)
2016, I hate you
ugh! another legend gone!! RIP! fuck 2016, the worst year ever
ANOTHER???? jesus. when will 2016 be over???
― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:24 (nine years ago)
No worries, 2017 is going to be indisputably great. I can just feel it!
― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)
I'm going to continue to blame 2016 for musician deaths next year. It's all 2016's fault.
― jmm, Monday, 28 November 2016 20:03 (nine years ago)
when bbc historians use the present tense the cunts
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Monday, 28 November 2016 20:36 (nine years ago)
being that 2016 has been one of the worst years for many people close to me, I can be fairly sympathetic to them saying things like that.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 28 November 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)
"self-reflection"
Redundant doggerel that's popular in educational administrative circle.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 17:20 (nine years ago)
"virtue signaling"
please retire this one before year's end
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 2 December 2016 15:22 (nine years ago)
also, Marcos otm re "ugh just hit the reset button on 2016 already"
wish we could bring back the glory days of 2015, when people we like didn't die at all
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 2 December 2016 15:23 (nine years ago)