EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

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thread was moving too fast for a "middle-out" joke unfortunately

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)

morbs zing moratorium pls

zs fundraising drive for fulltime ilx posting role pls

If you died and went to Hell - a Poll

― imago, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)

i read that post like 3 times last night, cheered me up yesterday....lolz

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 14:38 (nine years ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bbF1IwgFLEA/maxresdefault.jpg

In Sydney Hillary's already the new president!

― Trump le Monde (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, November 8, 2016 8:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― pplains, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 15:03 (nine years ago)

cool to hear that we are expanding the American empire

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 15:05 (nine years ago)

~~American~~ Anglo empire

― Mordy, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)

you forgot to include "feminist"

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

I'm half-convinced that he's going to start recruiting death row inmates for cabinet positions at this point.

― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Tuesday, November 15, 2016 1:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― augh (Control Z), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)

I'd figure the numbers on Trump's promises will start to add up quick. You got to figure it would cost probably 2-3 billion to try and deport 2-3 million people. That would only be a cost of legal and logistics of $1000 a case and I would figure that it could cost lots more per case than that.
― earlnash, Tuesday, November 15, 2016 2:15 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he could just ask Obama what it cost and then try to get a better deal tbh

― sleepingbag, Tuesday, November 15, 2016 1:43 PM (nine minutes ago)

― sarahell, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 21:54 (nine years ago)

xp new new low imo

― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 23:52 (nine years ago)

yep

― imago, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:12 (nine years ago)

No lolz intended, don't blame me.

― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 01:21 (nine years ago)

one never blames the excelsiored, be at peace

― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 06:37 (nine years ago)

Sorry. Christ.

― augh (Control Z), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 06:41 (nine years ago)

i was only paraphrasing christ tbh

― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 06:42 (nine years ago)

lol

― augh (Control Z), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 06:45 (nine years ago)

How long before Trump goes "You're fired" (preferably before cameras) on a cabinet member?

― Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, November 16, 2016 11:16 AM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― imago, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)

;)

― imago, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)

the counterreaction to appalling excelsiors is gonna be the real fuckin movement arising outta this

― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)

give the new excelsiors a chance

― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)

though that latest one is literally joe goebbels

― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)

Ugh, I really need to not do get drawn into US history and research Kitty Genovese instead.

- Frederik B

yeah best not to get involved

― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Wednesday, November 16, 2016 9:17 AM

― nickn, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)

oh shiii

― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 18:36 (nine years ago)

― na (NA), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 18:37 (nine years ago)

ha (HA)

― na (NA), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 18:37 (nine years ago)

sonnnnnnnned

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 18:38 (nine years ago)

haha, that totally went right over my head when it was first posted. that is genius.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:03 (nine years ago)

wins, that is incredible

― ¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:10 (nine years ago)

wins is the best

― marcos, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:11 (nine years ago)

a++

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:12 (nine years ago)

It's still over my head.

― how's life, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:24 (nine years ago)

Wait, nevermind.

― how's life, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

wilful ignorance imo

― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

yeah idgi

― schwantz, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)

really it is the usa who got sonned there

― imago, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:29 (nine years ago)

nice

― Evan, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:32 (nine years ago)

Winnnnnnssssssss

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)

*mortal kombat voice*

wins.....WINS

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)

That was my voice too lol

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:40 (nine years ago)

Lol that went completely over my head as well.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)

So much for that research

― Evan, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:45 (nine years ago)

shot of wins being carried out of bar by a boisterous crowd, riding on top of shoulders

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:47 (nine years ago)

ok now i don't like it anymore

― na (NA), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)

Yeah, I'm going back to bed.

― pplains, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)

really it is the usa who got sonned there

― imago, Wednesday, November 16, 2016 2:29 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha I just realized I didn't get it at first, thought it was just a frederik joke

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)

wins, that is incredible

OTM

― Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 21:28 (nine years ago)

I assume my check is in the mail, wins.

― nickn, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 21:42 (nine years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Gartner_Hype_Cycle.svg/320px-Gartner_Hype_Cycle.svg.png

― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Thursday, 17 November 2016 00:00 (nine years ago)

frederik himself still winning excelsior of the year for his noel gallagher effort tbrr

― imago, Thursday, 17 November 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)

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