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What was the Maureen Dowd joke? I missed part of the episode.

― Nathan P1p (hoyanathan), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Alec Baldwin's latest lover affair.

― Super Cub (Debito), Saturday, 13 January 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe how much i love this show.

"cheese and crackers!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

What was the Maureen Dowd joke?

Baldwin on the phone: "You hang up, Maureen ... no, you hang up ... okay, on three ... one, two, three ... no, I didn't hang up either, Maureen ... wait, Maureen, you're breaking up ... I lost the call." [proceeds to have whole other conversation, then turns to assistant] "Get me Maureen Dowd back on the phone."

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 14 January 2007 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

that reminds me one of my favourite arrested development jokes, "you're supposed to say 'away'".

one-sided phone jokes are a very fertile source of humour! ask bob newhart

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

Or Chevy Chase -- "no, you're not supposed to actually blow on it..."

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 14 January 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

I have every episode of this downloaded, and have watched every one at least twice, save for the first couple, which I think everyone agrees aren't as good.

Anyway. Top five moments so far:

1. Dennis' speech to Liz. "I cried like a big dumb homo." And "You have chosen to abort me." (I miss Dennis.)
2. "I have two ears and a heart, don't I?"
3. Tracy falls asleep on Conan. It's all about the buildup to it.
4. "I already have a drink. Do you think he'll buy me mozzarella sticks?"
5. Pretty much every line delivered by Alec Baldwin. But maybe especially, "I know what I know. Next time I see Putin I'm going to kick his teeth in."
4.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

And no, that's not Eugene Mirman.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:27 (nineteen years ago)

Bread is one of the worst things in the world.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

Big runner up: everything said by Tracy Morgan. "I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent!"

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

"Those shoes are definitely bi-curious."

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

My fav line:

lemon: "You're wearing a TUXEDO?"

baldwin: "it's after 6, i'm not a farmer"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

i love it when he calls her pizza "greasy peasant food"

― max (maxreax), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Oprah and Stedman are the same person

― A B C (sparklecock), Sunday, 14 January 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

My fav line:
lemon: "You're wearing a TUXEDO?"
baldwin: "it's after 6, i'm not a farmer"

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 14th, 2007. (Matt Helgeson) (later) (link)

i was trying to remember that one!

― zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 14 January 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Dowd joke also a bit of a dig at Sorkin (she's one of his famous exes-- Lahti character on his show is based on her (just like Christian lady is based on ex Kristin Chenoweth... guess he's got ex issues)).

― sydz (sydz), Monday, 15 January 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

I did not know that.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 15 January 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

I have asked about this before but we are all supposed to get that the skinny white guy is a mock-up of Jimmy Fallon, right? Hence the impersonations and overall annoyingness.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Monday, 15 January 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

I had to re-watch the Meat Machine infomercial at least 4 times before I could stop laughing enough at one joke to hear the next.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Monday, 15 January 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - Yeah, I've thought that too about skinny dude as Jimmy Fallon character.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Monday, 15 January 2007 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

the way tracy chews that meat and talks is great

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 15 January 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

skinny as alterna-fallon, also check

― m@p (plosive), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

Hence the impersonations and overall annoyingness.

also they made him really dumb.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

i enjoy his ray romano

― m@p (plosive), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

(I think) no one mentioned yet how hilariously shit the TGS skits continue to be:

"No, when Paris Hilton makes out with the bear, the bear should act like he's into it."

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

"tracy to the stage for 'pull your own wisdom teeth'"

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

ok, Baldwin is about to get the Golden Globe

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

fuck yeah i'm right

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

It only just occurred to me that NBC's entire Thursday lineup was nominated.

Buck Henry is a writer on 30 Rock?

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

"Lemme tell ya about 20 year olds: half of them are 16."

― Dean Winters (rogermexico), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

hah! I was like "buck henry?!?!". Makes such good sense.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

He's not credited as a writer anywhere that I can find, but it would be unsurprising if he acted as a consultant, editor, polisher, etc, and threw in a joke now and again. He's a comedy writing God, and still pretty close to SNL, I imagine.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

I just learned from IMDB that he co-directed Heaven Can Wait. I did not know that.

And of course there's The Graduate.

"Ben, this all sounds a little half-baked."
"No, it's completely baked."

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

I think he later claimed that Beatty brought him because he knew Julie Christie would be mad at him before the shooting was over, so he would need Buck to give her direction.

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

"I want you to ride me as hard as you can." = Tobias Funke moment.

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

aw balls, I forgot this show was on

― Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Friday, 19 January 2007 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

LMFAO at the "Goldcase" coda. Tears.

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

and Kenneth remains unfazed

lol at Brian Williams' dressing room

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

The egg in the underwear + the look on Baldwins face

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

also, cleaning "Katie Couric Sucks" off the wall

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

Whoever said this show can't be cancelled because it's too soaked in NBC corporate culture was OTM.

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

I laughed until I cried when Tracey went nuts and used his shoe as a telephone. "Yes, I am having problems with my cable television. Yes, I will hold." It was all in the enunciation.

Anyone seen a torrent of episode 11 yet?

― caek (caek), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

We just watched episode 11. Give it 4 hours.

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, right. I thought it was yesterday. Thanks.

― caek (caek), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

I am pretty well convinced after tonight that this is the best show on tv

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

Moonvest

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

Like the moon landing or the golden girls finale

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

oooh i need to catch up on the past few weeks!

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

Tracy's song about Christmas wishes shooting out of your eyes is quite possibly the most absurdly hilarious thing I've ever heard in my life.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

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