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For 55p you can have soggy cornflakes.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

For a quid he'll shag you!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

EW!

99p

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

99p

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

98p

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

97p

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fried cornflakes with bacon? Err, num num.

Ah yes, you'll be shagging his bank a/c for certain if you only give the lad a quid (pro quo?).

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

God why can I sell nothing without sex becoming an issue?

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Because you are a tramp.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

[This is pure conjecture]

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am speechless!

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah but sex sells innit Steve? Give in and enjoy it - lie back and think of a country of yr choice.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

And a quid!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know I don't think I've ever got paid for sex before. This could be the start of something profitable.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

When I said tramp, I meant cheap tart.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey profit is relative.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

And self respect and personal dignity are COMMODITIES to people like you!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

£1.50 minus the shag?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

£2

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now this is how I'm used to using sex to my advantage.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha! Back to 2p and some tissues?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

As usual.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

£2.50

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey I can buy a pint now!

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

£2.50, a rubber glove and a tub of atrixo!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

heaven.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Deal?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

um...

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

£2.52

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yaya! Pinefox to the rescue yet again.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now that sex has been removed from the equation, the bidding is going a lot slower...

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well looks the ticket goes to pinefox.

Seriously if you can make it down and no-one else makes a better offer for it before friday evening, you can have it for £2.52.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm meant to be writing an essay again. It's actually going even worse than the last one. Tomorrow, I will be around from 5ish, so could someone let me know what is happening, perhaps by text, or even by phone. I would come out sooner but it's only polite that I turn up to some of my lecture and even more polite that I bother to launder my clothes before going to ATP, this will take up some of my afternoon. Are we going to have a FAP in London tomorrow? That would be nice. Like not just ATP people, but others too? I like the others.

― alix (alix), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes, other people will be there too.

However, we don't know where 'there' is yet. Ally, any where you want to go in particular?

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

And we like you.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll contribute another £2.52 towards the pinefox's ticket if he promises to bring his guitar.

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll pay the pinefox a further £2.52 if he promises to bring his gutair and he busks with it on my parents' doorstep.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

ally says he doesn't know where to go.

and he'll contribute £2.53 to the pinefox's cause.

maybe I should get a cause, too. except. no.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally is a dickslap

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

What does that make Madchen?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Unlucky?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

She's dreaming of horses.

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, sorry I had a moment of tweeness there inspired by the tagline on the Fiver that the Grauniad sends out.

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

the ATP 2003 line is hardly pinefox friendly though? [i.e there is nothing remotely like lloyd cole or the sundays] having said that i would love to read a honest pinefox review of the artists performing.

28th March 2003
SCHEDULE FOR THE AE EVENT

ATP UK 2003 SCHEDULE

FRIDAY 4TH APRIL STAGE 1
SUNN 0))) - 2.45pm - 3.30pm
ZOVIET FRANCE - 4.00pm - 4.45pm
SONIC SUM - 5.15pm - 6.00pm
SLUTA LETA -6.30pm - 7.15pm
THIRSTIN HOWL iii - 7.30pm - 8.30pm
THE FALL - 9.00pm - 10.00pm
PUBLIC ENEMY -10.30pm - 12.00am
A. GUY. C. GERALD - 12am -1.30am
CARL CRAIG - 1.30am - 3.30am
BABY FORD - 3.30am - 5.00am

FRIDAY 4TH APRIL STAGE 2
SKAMS DJS - 4.00pm - 7.00pm
zK (LIVE) - 7.00pm - 8.00pm
MEAM (LIVE) - 8.30pm - 9.30pm
WEVIE STONDER (LIVE) - 10pm - 11pm
FREEFORM (LIVE) -11.30pm -12.30am
DJ WOODY - 12.30am - 2.00am
TEAM DOYOBI (LIVE) - 2am - 3am
GESCOM - 3am -END

FRIDAY 4TH APRIL TV CHANNEL
THE HAFLER TRIO (live)- 6pm-7pm

FRIDAY 4TH APRIL - QUEEN VICTORIA PUB
DJ LORD ASWOD ( PUBLIC ENEMY)
DJ NED BECKETT

SATURDAY 5TH APRIL STAGE 1
PITA - 2.00pm -2.45pm
FARMERSMANUAL - 3.00pm - 3.45pm
DISJECTA - 4.00pm - 4.45pm
EL-P + MURS - 5.15pm - 6.15pm
KOOL KEITH - 6.45pm - 7.45pm
YASUNAO TONE - 8.15pm - 9.00pm
HECKER - 9.30pm - 10.15pm
CURTIS ROADS - 10.45pm - 11.30pm
RUSSELL HASWELL - 12am - 1.15am
EARTH - 1.30am - 2.30am
APHEX TWIN - 2.30am - 4.30am

SATURDAY 6TH APRIL STAGE 2
NMB ALL STARS (LIVE/DJ) -4pm - 7pm
MADE (LIVE) - 7pm - 8pm
BOLA (LIVE) - 9pm - 10pm
PUSH B. OBJECTS (LIVE)10pm -11.30pm
Mr 76ix (LIVE) - 11.30pm -12.30am
TATAMAX (LIVE) - 1am - 2.00am
ALDER & ELIUS (LIVE)- 2.30am - 3.30am
SKAM DJs - 3.30am - END

SATURDAY 5TH APRIL QUEEN VICTORIA PUB
BLACK LODGE DJS

SUNDAY 6TH APRIL STAGE 1
O.S.T -2.00pm-2.45pm
REQ - 3.00pm -3.45pm
SND - 4.00pm -4.45pm
JIM O'ROURKE - 5.00pm -5.45pm
COIL - 6.15pm -7.15pm
BERNARD PARMEGIANI 7.45pm-8.45pm
THE MAGIC BAND - 9.15pm - 10.15pm
RHYTHM N SOUND -10.15pm-12.15am
MIRA CALIX AND ANDREA PARKER
-12.15am - 3.15am

SUNDAY 6th APRIL STAGE 2
STASIS -2.00pm - 3.30pm
STRICTLY KEV - 3.30pm-5.00pm
MASSONIX -5.00pm -6.30pm
LFO DJ set -6.30pm - 8.00pm
ANTHONY SHAKE SHAKIR 8pm-9.30pm
G-MAN - 9.30pm -11.00pm
MARK BROOM - 11.00pm -12.30am
SURGEON - 12.30am - 2.00am
DREXCIYAN DJ STINGRAY 2am-3.30am
VENETIAN SNARES -3.30am-5.00am

SUNDAY 6TH APRIL QUEEN VICTORIA PUB
DJS TBC

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well thanks for nothing guys I've just sold the ticket for it's proper value, with no sexual favours attached! Yay I am pleased.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

So, where we meeting up tonight? And are we arranging a FAP at Camber Sands or what?

― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 3 April 2003 05:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Heh, pick somewhere nice in town for tonight, pref. Sam Smiths as you know what we're like. John Snow? As for ATP you can do what you flipping well like, so nerr :P

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 3 April 2003 06:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Right, Tonight = John Snow on Broadwick street, on the corner (aptly) of Hopkins Street. From - whenever you get there, I may be late as I've got a meeting I have to go to.

Tomorrow - Queen Vic, remwank corner, from sixish.

― chris (chris), Thursday, 3 April 2003 07:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

you were joking about pienfox guitar, right? right?

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 3 April 2003 07:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does someone ATPing want to start a separate thread for all the Lahdahn types who have been (like me) completely ignoring this thread?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 April 2003 07:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

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