hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

thats what i like about it (chaotic neutral voice)

What I meant by that is that what is funny about the meme is not the accuracy of the categorization, it's that there is a generation/demo group that processes/recognizes reality based on any TSR matrix.

HuffPo/BusinessInsider/Buzzfeed need their own clickbait row. All evil, though.

there is a generation/demo group that processes/recognizes reality based on any TSR matrix.

YEAH WE RUN SHIT NOW, SO WHAT? oh god what has happened the mind flayers this was all a cantrip by the elder mind

cant spell lawful without awful // cant spell chaotic without HAAAOOOOOOOOOO

@daveweigel
Peter Thiel, verbatim: "If you're a single-digit millionaire like Hulk Hogan, you have no effective access to our legal system."

The second most glaring aspect of that quote is...how has Hulk Hogan mismanaged his money so badly that he's only a single-digit millionaire?

lol Tombot A+

Like, the Iron Sheik is probably a single-digit millionaire and he never starred in a movie with Christopher Lloyd and Shelley Duvall.

HH has the same financial planning model I use, obviously

@RMac18
Gawker settled withHulk Hogan for $31 million, according to court documents.

Driving on Two Wheels at 115 MPH Is Incredibly Irresponsible (But Cool)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwb2PEFXUAAK4eq.jpg:small

lol

hahaha

lol @ The Concourse vs. The Slot

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-how-the-deadspin-staff-is-voting-1788679072
http://theslot.jezebel.com/this-is-how-the-jezebel-staff-is-voting-1788703930

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/what-its-like-to-wake-up-and-find-yourself-working-for-1788957863

If you are a U.S. federal government employee who would like to share your thoughts on the prospect of working for a Trump administration, email me.

Hamilton Nolan | Hamil✧✧✧@Gaw✧✧✧.c✧✧ | @hamiltonnolan

Senior Writer.

No.

If you are a U.S. federal government employee who would like to share your thoughts on squats and why chobani is a horrible garbage yogurt, email me.

He got lots of good shit anyway. Awesome. heart emoji federal civil servant fam

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/government-employees-have-a-lot-of-thoughts-about-worki-1789001215

can someone check hudson hongo is okay? http://io9.gizmodo.com/suicide-squad-the-extended-cut-is-the-movie-2016-deser-1789198779

The Gawker shirts are a weird way to monetize the blog
ie
http://deadspin.com/you-wanted-a-go-fuck-yourself-shirt-you-got-a-go-fu-1789350963

No those are awesome

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/292326023595442176

THANKS, deadspin

He was so nice before, a tremendous guy. Sad.

Okay, I'd buy the shirt if they had included that followup Tweet.

With Pitchfork's sorry pugs on the back?

I am not sure what pareene is going for with this one, or if he's going for anything at all.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/how-to-talk-to-your-shithead-liberal-nephew-over-the-ho-1789319216

this whole "hostile family always bringing up politics" thing is so alien to me

bad writers of the year, including an ex-friend of mine

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-least-important-writers-of-2016-1790049654

weird inclusion of nate silver there. love the peter daou writeup tho

Sady Doyle continues relentlessly OTM, tbh.

Exquisite finish

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a51625/aj-daulerio-interview/

Any highlights? Esquire + Daulerio isn't exactly two great tastes that etc.

Some surprises about what a shitshow (in management style and journalistic ethics) Deadspin was long before the Hulk Hogan stuff.

Still sort of feel bad for someone to have their life ruined by Peter Thiel but it's hard to imagine a less sympathetic subject than Daulerio.

His contribution to the roast of Craggs told me most of that, though. Gonzo gone frat.

In the first paragraph: We are on the concrete porch of an apartment he's renting in a dismal section of Singer Island, Florida. He's wearing a T-shirt, baggy basketball shorts, sweat socks to midcalf, and shower shoes—a look he describes as "homeless chic."

There's a tension not resolved regarding whether he's genuinely unaware of how repulsive he is, but there are a lot of better ways to spend your time than wondering about that.

Hey, HST was gross and terrible a lot of the time, who is to say whether the chicken or the egg came first? Certainly not Manti Te'o!

the insinuation throughout that a molestation is responsible for his actions is nagl but he legitimately seems like a damaged and unhappy person so i feel bad picking the profile a part really

Hunter Thompson was a literal catalog model

i just realized i'm wearing a t shirt, baggy basketball shorts, sweat socks to midcalf and shower shoes.

wonder if this guy constantly being on drugs had anything to do w poor decision making

vicious circle iirc

hi what is "the root"?

is it like a really straighforward dumbed-down clickbaity news w/ no snark or real insight? bcz an article like this would def make it seem so

http://www.theroot.com/republicans-are-playing-a-game-of-jenga-with-health-car-1791134309

Hey now. (My friend Danielle's worked there for some time.)

xp i'll bet you can figure it out

ok nvm I didn't realize this was already a thing, plz disregard!

The Root has been around for like 6 or 7 years, I think. It started as a Slate's black sub-site and then broke off at some point.

so it was slate -> independent -> snatched up by univision -> integrated w/ex-gawker properties?