Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

what is it with you and the punching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yszVGyb0Pg

Old lunch's posts in the election thread are the cringiest shit i've ever seen in my life

lol do you think he doesn't read this thread or something?

(obv joke doesn't need that obv fix)

music kills fun
*dead*

that's why i posted it in this thread and not the other thread

finally a way to just churn this shit out

zombies (2011)
bacon (2009)
moustaches (2003)
hitler (1932)
dead babies (2012)
shitposting (2016)

Sometimes you are easily impressed.

i don't like any movies

i love movies. and if i don't love them, i spit them out.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/331472414428-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

O_o

http://www.giftbestseller.com/uploads/product/images/I/41ur6BBwZrL.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xy57u0WI6C0/hqdefault.jpg

lol

oh cool now **** ******* is gonna explain wokeness to a black guy

wtf lol no it isn't

Oh great, this thread has now gone from frantic puzzling over the excruciating minutiae of insignificant poll figures to full blown Nostradamus: what will the loser say when he loses?!

hitler no hitler hitler stop hitler acclaimed hitler music hitler polls hitler thread

uh I'm still pretty drunk right now but that is possibly the stupidest and MOST TOTALLY FUCKING BORING discussion you could be having about this WHY ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING ALIVE!!!

i think bernie can still win this!

The dread that Morbs or I will show up is so much better than any comment I could possibly make

i think the dread of president trump is a million times more on anyone's mind than you are. in fact until this post i hadn't thought about you once tonight.

but yes thanks for the reminder that there are people in this world who will be feeling ecstatic pleasure tonight and i hope they know a whole lot of somethings that i don't

Oh, Mordy, we tried to tell you--back to your bubble

you tried to tell me what dipshit?

can't we all just agree that America has properly jumped the shark

yago gallstone for presidetn

aren't there any optimists on ilx?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKMaYLpj8DM

trump's delirious and tremendously uncomfortable ten year old son by his side pretty much says it all I think

I thought that was the kid running his campaign office in Jefferson County.

Mordy, she's the 2nd most unpopular politician alive, what did you think would happen? And who's the dipshit, I've been saying this would happen since she stole the primary...you seem to have been deluded. Tant pis

Congratulations on being right. Now shut the fuck up.

Hey man, I haven't been over to the main thread to gloat...I honestly felt bad for you gals and guys not being able to see the writing on the wall but all you did was mock us

Here's why you're a moron. No one gives a fuck about being wrong about forecasting the results. Who the fuck cares? I was wrong - I thought the polls were right. Oh well. People are upset about living in Trump America.

Iago i understand you were hoping for a hillary loss and a nation full of shook minorities so you could have bragging rights online but many of us were bernie voters in the primary and hillary was a compromise to a degree.

Here's a thought I can post here without a second thought:

Fuck you, Iago. This is my fucking life and the lives of my wife and children that are at stake here. Take your smug gloating bullshit and choke to death on it.

Otm. This isn't a fucking game.

This is probably banal but my guess is that every Trump voter feels oppressed for individual reasons that can't easily be changed - existential fear, awful coworkers, nagging family, parental abuse, whatever - and Trump provides false but collective outlets for that vague feeling of disenfranchisement. The Weimar Republic was nominally free and democratic, but civil society was abusive to a degree that is unimaginable today. Then Hitler came along and blamed all that abuse on the jews, and suddenly everyone knew what to do with their pent-up rage.

Omitted for poor command of the English language; also banal.

Great that we've identified brown people not voting the way they were supposed to as a major factor in this farce.

please post that on the thread

The photo of Obama and Trump is so damn heartbreaking. Dude literally spent his entire life shitting all over everybody and making up conspiracy theories about them and never once had to pay the price.

― frogbs, Thursday, November 10, 2016 3:42 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alright not "literally". you know what I mean.

― frogbs, Thursday, November 10, 2016 3:42 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was going to make an "oppo dump" joke here, but figured it was probably too soon

It’s rare, but members of the Electoral College sometimes break their pledges about whom they planned to vote for. There have been 157 faithless electors since the founding of the Electoral College in 1787

from the newsweek piece just upthread, it may be fantasy but at any rate "Faithless Electors" is a killer band name

for god's sake let's be kind
for god's sake let's be kind
for god's sake let's be kind
for god's sake let's be kind
for god's sake let's be kind
for god's sake let's be kind
for god's sake let's be kind
for god's sake let's be kind

taxi driver starring woody allen

will you go to lunch

will you

go

to

lunch

Reince Priebus: Bi Peen Cruiser

*shrugs, drops mic, shuffles off stage*

First we take care of the personal grudges, then we go to the real bad guys. That's just how we do.